Anteaters Stories

WARNING!!! FOR YOUNGER READERS OR CHILDREN ONLY!!!! MAY BORE YOUNG ADULTS!!!! Hope the anteater starts having strange dreams of cold, bright monsters attacking the Amazon forest. When she finds out her dreams are real, she goes out on a quest to find her parents and to figure out what these monsters are. Join Hope as she conquers her way through the Amazon Rainforest. Will she find the answers she's looking for, or come face to face with to many problems and give up? Read Hope's Amazon Adventure and find out what happens!

This is a report by Wilbur Soot, written by me, PhizzyPop360. According to Soot, anteaters are awful creatures, and I believe that light must be shed on this matter. In this in-depth report, a plethora of compelling arguments are put forward regarding the Giant Anteater and why they are hated so passionately by Soot. This is entirely satirical, and all 'arguments' belong to Wilbur Soot. I am merely putting them into 'report' format because I thought it would be funny. Please do not take this seriously and please do not hate on Wilbur or anyone else affiliated with him in any way shape or form.

Wilbursoot, once had an office, but things were about to change. His life became miserable when they appeared and Invaded his office...

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