Anti-amourshipping Stories

This is satire. Everything in this is satire.

"Love is never too easy, it includes both pain and comfort..." Ash and Dawn's bond is more stronger than anything..but a sudden call from Dawn's childhood best friend, Serena changes everything. She starts to feel those emotions for Ash, she's not supposed to. What will become of Dawn and her relationship with Ash? Will she sacrifice her love for her best friend's sake? Will she break her ties with Ash, her only love? Or will she lose her friendship with Serena?

What if instead of wanting to be a trainer, Ash Ketchum wanted to be a Coordinator? With a different starter and personality to match his new goal and passion, how exactly would this Ash Ketchum be in the pokemon world?