histórias de Anti-cliche

(Inspired by ZarinLyss) Also, I am terrible at making covers. Sue me. Anyways, *storyteller voice* Once upon a time, a girl was laying on her bed, bored out of her mind, not knowing what to do. Then an idea popped into her head. "Why not teach your viewers your terrible writing skills, Jayro?" she thought, and flipped out her phone, went to Wattpad, and wrote this story. The end.

just my rants about horror cliches that need to die.

Oh my, this is a boyxboy story, so if you're a member the minority of people on wattpad that isn't ok with that, then you can ignore this story. And eat shit.

Do you like cliches? Do you enjoy the good-guy always getting his way? When you read a book, or watch a movie, is it a comfort to know that you'll never need to worry about the wrong side winning? If so, screw you. Sometimes life isn't that simple. Or, maybe it is. I don't know and at this point I don't really care. My name is Perry and I died recently. Waking up in a casket isn't my idea of fun. Learning that zombie movies and books have lied to me all my life about how easy it is to escape such a predicament; well that was just the cherry on the pie. I'm here to tell you my story. This isn't a story about a white knight who rides in and saves the day. This isn't a tale wherein the guy is sure to get the girl. There sure as hell isn't going to be any self-sacrifice or heroic acts of justice. This is just my story. The story of a guy who died and was brought back to life by some greater force and given a single mission. What's this mission, you ask? Good question. I was brought back to life - to kill.

It started with the boy under her bed. Coral gets caught up in the strangest situations imaginable, combined with drama and heartbreak, transforming her life drastically. From tears to blood to being on the run, her new life is not complete without having to figure out her feelings.

Clara Jane is not her real name. She was left at the steps of a muggle orphanage when she was but a baby with no letter nor name. Nothing but a basket, tiny baby clothes, a thin blanket and an emerald green pendant. After being sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she is faced with even more questions, predicaments, and revelations that alter not only her world but the worlds of others as well. She's no hero. This is no fairy tale. (anti-cliche and not the usual hp fanfic, you're welcome)

Skylar Lester: a 15 year old kid with her life figured out. She had good grades, a stable job, a big house. But even being 15, she knew her life was at it's pinnacle. Nothing would ever really get any better than this. Daniel Howell: a 17, almost 18, year old YouTuber who was going to University for Law once he graduated High School. But something always seemed... off. There was always something more he knew he was missing. Sounds stereotypical, right? Boy and girl meet, fall in love, have a fight, then end up getting back together and live happily ever after. But neither Sky nor Dan are normal. They are both different people under different circumstances. Nothing... about this is normal.

" I thought vampires hated garlic." "Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter." "Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?" "That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash." _________________________________________ 🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬 _________________________________________ All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences. She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK! Cover by:Randomsweetstuff

Two girls were once camping. after a day of playing and messing around they went to sleep. one of them woke up missing the other girl. she went to look for her. what she found was way greater than the other girl.

Here you find a collection of short stories that take cliche moments and turn them into real-life, semi-sadistic, and sarcastic stories.

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"The Lovewood daughter is alive, I know she is alive." I say to the group, "On what reason do you have behind that, Larson." Red, the second from Firewood asks, once again Firewoods leader isn't at the meeting, "I have reason to believe the heir just moved to town," "The Lovewell girl?" The Snake, aka the leader of Silverwood asks, "Yes, Snake, the Lovewell girl." "That doesn't make any sense," Red says and I roll my eyes, *** Gracewood is the well known region of the FiveWood gangs, Lakewood, Treewood, Flamewood, Meatwood and Silverwood although the most known about is Tree and Lakewood, Flamewood, Silverwood and Meatwood are there as well and they aren't happy about how Ian Larsen and Jackson Radeon's parents have been running the place. Secretly they all gang together to fight Ian and the Radeons one thing is stopping them from killing each other. Julia Lovewell.

Mason Parkway Age: 17 Hates anything stereotypical , with clichés, and especially teen heart throbs. Once joined the football team just to not be put into the mysterious outcast stereotype. Ludus Walter Age: 18 Lives, eats, and breathes fan girl, loves tumblr , pintrest , and fan fictions about teen heart throbs such as Cody Simpson. Once snuck into a Five Seconds of Summer concert after all the tickets sold out. When Ludus moves to Mason's neighborhood they despise one another . But when they are paired up for their senior project they are forced to spend time with each other. As Mason gets to know Ludus he learns to like her peppy nature and laughs at her fan girl moments. As Ludus gets to know Mason she learns how talented he is as drawing and likes his dark sense of humor. Before either of them know it they are best friends, Ludus teaching Mason to appreciate clichés and Mason teaching her one thing and one thing only: Teen Heart Throbs Suck

"I'm not a bad boy," he stated. I fold my arms over my chest and lean back in my chair. "And I'm not a good girl," I replied. *** Sam hated Dex. She thought that he was a bad boy and he thought that she was a good girl. Little did they know that their assumptions were way off... But as they got to know each other, they both realised how wrong they were about the other. They had six weeks to do a project together; is the bad grade guaranteed or are they going to end up with something much better than just a good grade... After all, not just good girls and bad boys get to fall in love. #990 IN HUMOR #915 IN HUMOR 18/08/17

She felt too much. He was indifferent to it all. He searched for her in her labyrinthine wonderlands. She found him underneath silver and moonlight. A game. A catalyst. And two hearts that would either fall apart or overflow with a love like a supernova.