Anti-climax Stories

A completely out there Fantasy humor story that can count the number of hecks it gives on a four-time amputees fingers. The Mundane Villian- who isn't really that evil, he just wants some baked goods- discovers the Best Baker in the Universe, who just happens to be Marty's Mom. Marty is then shoved into his hero's journey with a crabby sidekick, a love interest everyone seems to have a crush on and "The Brotherhood of the Loop," who really don't know what a cult is. Not to mention, the Sword of Ultimate Truth. That's very important for some reason.

A man wakes up in the Forrest with no clue as to how he got there. He has no idea who he's about to find and how his life is about to change forever. It's a "MUST READ"