Anticliche storie

I have three rules for the start of every school year: First, stay excellent. New year, same me, not changing for anyone. Secondly, keep cool, calm and collected. We can't have dumb emotions raging all over the place, can we now? Last and most certainly not least, no rubbing shoulders with mediocrity. I can't have average people in my space. And I've always kept these rules for the past 5 years. But someone, one annoyingly infuriating person has somehow managed to break all of them... ...and break me in the process. °°° What happens when a painfully soft, optimistic theatre kid crashes into the life of a cold, guarded girl and refuses to leave her alone? When a student partnership programme forces Roseline Williams, the genius of Pineridge, to work with artist and thespian Ryan Ashford, nothing ever remains the same. From old enemies and problems to new friends and challenges, sprinkled with the growing feelings between them, they have to survive one year together...without spontaneously combusting in each other's faces. New chapters every Friday!(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

"The Lovewood daughter is alive, I know she is alive." I say to the group, "On what reason do you have behind that, Larson." Red, the second from Firewood asks, once again Firewoods leader isn't at the meeting, "I have reason to believe the heir just moved to town," "The Lovewell girl?" The Snake, aka the leader of Silverwood asks, "Yes, Snake, the Lovewell girl." "That doesn't make any sense," Red says and I roll my eyes, *** Gracewood is the well known region of the FiveWood gangs, Lakewood, Treewood, Flamewood, Meatwood and Silverwood although the most known about is Tree and Lakewood, Flamewood, Silverwood and Meatwood are there as well and they aren't happy about how Ian Larsen and Jackson Radeon's parents have been running the place. Secretly they all gang together to fight Ian and the Radeons one thing is stopping them from killing each other. Julia Lovewell.

"It takes more than just curiosity to find out her real story." • • • • • One of Juniper Gonzales' wildest dreams was to be with the most popular girl in school. Ang babaeng kasingganda ng bulaklak na nakapangalan sa kanya. He wanted to court her with his own little ways. Kaya gumawa siya ng bagay na makakaagaw sa pansin ni Cattleya Evanson. Hopefully. He wrote her letters on square pieces of paper and folded them into origami cranes before giving them to her. However, this leading lady is known for being a bitchy witch who breaks hearts of men and faces of women. Will his own little ways fly all throughout this cold girl's heart? Or will these pretty little paper cranes end up in a plastic bag of trash which she will most likely do? He made those cranes to make her feel special. One thing he failed to realize, she already is.

So, just to be clear, this isn't me listing cliches and analyzing them. I'm too lazy to do all that smart shit. This is me kinda ranting about my opinions on the evolution of the CLICHE (as in the meaning of the word cliche not a person who leads a cliche life- YOU KNOW WHAT, I GIVE UP. I CANNOT EXPLAIN THIS. JUST READ THE BOOK ALREADY!!!

Clara Jane is not her real name. She was left at the steps of a muggle orphanage when she was but a baby with no letter nor name. Nothing but a basket, tiny baby clothes, a thin blanket and an emerald green pendant. After being sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she is faced with even more questions, predicaments, and revelations that alter not only her world but the worlds of others as well. She's no hero. This is no fairy tale. (anti-cliche and not the usual hp fanfic, you're welcome)

I'm just a girl. Selling plots. So help me. Anyway hi! I write anti cliche plots that will never be books. Until today! Or any day that you see this. I hope my creations are deemed worth of your tastes. This is for the lazy minds. Help yourselves!

Here you find a collection of short stories that take cliche moments and turn them into real-life, semi-sadistic, and sarcastic stories.

"So guys just use you to get over their exes and somehow you make them go running back to who they "truly love"?" "And girls use you to get an in with your hot best friend. What a messed up pair we are." I said A story about the side hoe and the best friend.

| WATTPAD ASIAN FANTASY FEATURED PICK. | WATTPAD MYSTERY - BEST OF MYSTERY/THRILLER, TRENDING MYSTERY/THRILLERS PICK. | Every year, on winter's morning, a black rose sits on a doorstep. Every year, the same chain of events follows. And every year, a young girl dies. Why? Isn't it obvious? The king has gone mad. { Book One - Queendom Come Trilogy } | Second Place - Mystery/Thriller Moonlight Awards | | Finalist - Mystery/Thriller - Golden Nugget Awards | | Elite 8 Golden Nugget Nominee - Overall - Golden Nugget Awards | | Rising Badge - Overall - Golden Nugget Awards | | 9.2.17: #369 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.31.17: #514 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.30.17: #536 in Mystery/Thriller| | 8.28.17: #573 in Mystery/Thriller| | 8.26.17: #697 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.25.17: #863 in Mystery/Thriller | | 8.24.17: #870 in Mystery/Thriller |

Fresh from expulsion, badass Avery Jinx tries her best to avoid her father's arranged marriages, cliche moments and Aiden Luck. How is her life so crazy? It's simple. She's Jinxed.

I look down at myself and scream, running all the way back up stairs , whilst pulling my shirt down , to my room and slamming the door closed. I put on something appropriate that will cover me properly and try to recover from that embarrassing scene. ------ 16 year old Madelyn is happy with life , but what happens when two cute boys move in next door? What about her best friends? A book full of drama, romance - a lot of romance -and mischief , get ready for a new adventure Started ( first published ) : 19 June 2019

Intelligent. Witty. Logical. Pretty. Cold-hearted. Words you could use to describe Auden. She was a little more closed off. She was quite intelligent, and she never though about love. Until one boy. Trent. Soccer team captain. Very attractive. Smart. Jock. Words you could use to describe Trent. After meeting Trent, she decides she definitely doesn't want to love anyone. But we don't always get what we want.

Two girls were once camping. after a day of playing and messing around they went to sleep. one of them woke up missing the other girl. she went to look for her. what she found was way greater than the other girl.

People always have that cliché idea that opposites attract but what will happen when a bad boy and a bad girl meet? Will they draw apart or will they defeat the forces of attraction? Beth Lyon is a 19 year old girl who just graduated from high school and is know as the town's Bad Girl. She has its own way around things, she can be sweet and sarcastic, but you definitely don't want to get on her dark side. She's sharing her spotlight with 18 year old Jared Wilson, he has gotten out of the prision we teenagers call High School not long ago. He's hot and he knows it, can be as cold as Alaska but definitely has an inner child. COMING SOON IN FEBRUARY!!! Mainstream my ass All rights reserved © Martu 2015

Disclaimer: No fangirls were harmed in the making of this book. In which the author exposes what it's like to be a Wattpad boy, rants about life and controversial topics, and makes the world laugh.

"I'm not a bad boy," he stated. I fold my arms over my chest and lean back in my chair. "And I'm not a good girl," I replied. *** Sam hated Dex. She thought that he was a bad boy and he thought that she was a good girl. Little did they know that their assumptions were way off... But as they got to know each other, they both realised how wrong they were about the other. They had six weeks to do a project together; is the bad grade guaranteed or are they going to end up with something much better than just a good grade... After all, not just good girls and bad boys get to fall in love. #990 IN HUMOR #915 IN HUMOR 18/08/17

And the two sit beside the window, staring deeply into each other's eyes. With coffee mugs in their hand, everything was just perfect. The guy takes a strand of hair behind the girls ear, making her blush. This was all she ever wanted. "Okay, dude seriously?! She can do that herself you dumbass! All you have to do is tell her. God, I hate cliches!" "Jess, you need to shut up! This is the sixth time you have interrupted in eighteen minutes of the movie!" "I will, if he continues to act like a dumbass. I think I'll throw up. Emily, for god sake, please change the movie. Let's watch The terminator. Pleaaase!" And Emily gives me a what's-wrong-with-you expression. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ladies and gentlemen, Jess Woods, also known as Ms.Badass. A bad girl attitude, leather jacket and her Harley Davidson, are the things which she never forgets. Her 'Note to self', keep life Anti-cliche.But after a series of events of friendship, breakups and confessions, maybe Ms.Badass will find some exceptions.

" I thought vampires hated garlic." "Quite the contrary actually, vampires LOVE garlic, they have garlic cake, garlic liquor, garlic ice cream and even garlic peanut butter." "Well that's interesting," I nodded ,"so what about vampires burning in the sun?" "That's not true but if they do stay too long in it without sunscreen they will get an anal rash." _________________________________________ 🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬 _________________________________________ All she wanted was a quite evening at home but due to her poor reading choices as a teen, Vienna Sausage now suffers the consequences. She has to prevent all the cliches she enjoyed as a teen, from occurring. Join her as she embarks on this exciting journey; meeting celebrities, making fictional friends and saving humanity from the horrible things we call cliches because, let's face it, CLICHÉS SUCK! Cover by:Randomsweetstuff