Anticliche Stories

I have three rules for the start of every school year: First, stay excellent. New year, same me, not changing for anyone. Secondly, keep cool, calm and collected. We can't have dumb emotions raging all over the place, can we now? Last and most certainly not least, no rubbing shoulders with mediocrity. I can't have average people in my space. And I've always kept these rules for the past 5 years. But someone, one annoyingly infruriating person has somehow managed to break all of them... ...and break me in the process. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happens when a guarded, sharp-edged girl crashes into the life of a painfully soft, sunshine-coded boy who refuses to leave her alone? Roseline Williams has built her world on distance, control, and not needing anybody. Leonard "Ryan" Lockwood shows up with sketchbooks, dumb optimism, and a habit of seeing the good in people who don't want to be seen at all. She hates him on sight. He likes her for reasons even he can't explain - maybe it's her eyes, maybe it's the storm behind them. Two opposites. One hallway, one shared class, one very unfortunate student program. Walls crack. Nerves fray. And nothing stays the same.

Do you like cliches? Do you enjoy the good-guy always getting his way? When you read a book, or watch a movie, is it a comfort to know that you'll never need to worry about the wrong side winning? If so, screw you. Sometimes life isn't that simple. Or, maybe it is. I don't know and at this point I don't really care. My name is Perry and I died recently. Waking up in a casket isn't my idea of fun. Learning that zombie movies and books have lied to me all my life about how easy it is to escape such a predicament; well that was just the cherry on the pie. I'm here to tell you my story. This isn't a story about a white knight who rides in and saves the day. This isn't a tale wherein the guy is sure to get the girl. There sure as hell isn't going to be any self-sacrifice or heroic acts of justice. This is just my story. The story of a guy who died and was brought back to life by some greater force and given a single mission. What's this mission, you ask? Good question. I was brought back to life - to kill.

In a universe where love is audited and marriages follow the law of balance, the world's richest man must marry the poorest woman. When not one, but three strikingly different women claim to be the "poorest", Raghav Malhotra finds himself caught in a spiraling week of flirtation, absurdity, and unexpected truths.

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Clara Jane is not her real name. She was left at the steps of a muggle orphanage when she was but a baby with no letter nor name. Nothing but a basket, tiny baby clothes, a thin blanket and an emerald green pendant. After being sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she is faced with even more questions, predicaments, and revelations that alter not only her world but the worlds of others as well. She's no hero. This is no fairy tale. (anti-cliche and not the usual hp fanfic, you're welcome)

Fresh from expulsion, badass Avery Jinx tries her best to avoid her father's arranged marriages, cliche moments and Aiden Luck. How is her life so crazy? It's simple. She's Jinxed.

It started with the boy under her bed. Coral gets caught up in the strangest situations imaginable, combined with drama and heartbreak, transforming her life drastically. From tears to blood to being on the run, her new life is not complete without having to figure out her feelings.

So, just to be clear, this isn't me listing cliches and analyzing them. I'm too lazy to do all that smart shit. This is me kinda ranting about my opinions on the evolution of the CLICHE (as in the meaning of the word cliche not a person who leads a cliche life- YOU KNOW WHAT, I GIVE UP. I CANNOT EXPLAIN THIS. JUST READ THE BOOK ALREADY!!!

Skylar Lester: a 15 year old kid with her life figured out. She had good grades, a stable job, a big house. But even being 15, she knew her life was at it's pinnacle. Nothing would ever really get any better than this. Daniel Howell: a 17, almost 18, year old YouTuber who was going to University for Law once he graduated High School. But something always seemed... off. There was always something more he knew he was missing. Sounds stereotypical, right? Boy and girl meet, fall in love, have a fight, then end up getting back together and live happily ever after. But neither Sky nor Dan are normal. They are both different people under different circumstances. Nothing... about this is normal.

Here you find a collection of short stories that take cliche moments and turn them into real-life, semi-sadistic, and sarcastic stories.

I'm just a girl. Selling plots. So help me. Anyway hi! I write anti cliche plots that will never be books. Until today! Or any day that you see this. I hope my creations are deemed worth of your tastes. This is for the lazy minds. Help yourselves!

Oh my, this is a boyxboy story, so if you're a member the minority of people on wattpad that isn't ok with that, then you can ignore this story. And eat shit.

just my rants about horror cliches that need to die.

People always have that cliché idea that opposites attract but what will happen when a bad boy and a bad girl meet? Will they draw apart or will they defeat the forces of attraction? Beth Lyon is a 19 year old girl who just graduated from high school and is know as the town's Bad Girl. She has its own way around things, she can be sweet and sarcastic, but you definitely don't want to get on her dark side. She's sharing her spotlight with 18 year old Jared Wilson, he has gotten out of the prision we teenagers call High School not long ago. He's hot and he knows it, can be as cold as Alaska but definitely has an inner child. COMING SOON IN FEBRUARY!!! Mainstream my ass All rights reserved © Martu 2015

Intelligent. Witty. Logical. Pretty. Cold-hearted. Words you could use to describe Auden. She was a little more closed off. She was quite intelligent, and she never though about love. Until one boy. Trent. Soccer team captain. Very attractive. Smart. Jock. Words you could use to describe Trent. After meeting Trent, she decides she definitely doesn't want to love anyone. But we don't always get what we want.

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Guang has no idea what God has against him when he is summoned into another world with his classmates. Everything is like a game. Except it's not. With one of the 'worst' status ever, Guang and his classmates are taken in by the country and the sly princess, to slay the Demon Lord who they have never seen before and is 'supposedly' going to destroy the world for some reason. Yeah. It already sounds shady. But do they have a choice? Guang doesn't like this place. He wants to survive, to earn comfort and power. To climb up the ranks, so nobody will laugh at him... but what he has to sacrifice to earn his pleasure might lead to losing himself completely. ------------------------- The cover and the title will be changed after a couple of days.

After a horrible day of spilling purple Powerade on the headboy, falling down stairs, breaking an arm and overdosing on soppy romance movies and novels, Eva is set on making her life as unpredictably extravagant as possible. Classical simplicity with a hint of unreserved spontaneity is the way to go. Right?