Anya قصص

[CLIP START] [CAMERA: High definition kitchen island shot, abruptly cut from Episode 5. The screen vibrates as the heavy industrial food processor roars like a lawnmower.] ILYA: (Shirtless in a black apron, yelling over the deafening mechanical noise while violently shaking the blender jar) "EFFICIENCY, HOLLANDER! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR LITTLE TINY HAND CHOPPING!" SHANE: (Standing two feet away, clutching an 80-dollar damascus steel chef's knife, screaming at the top of his lungs) "ILYA, IT'S A RELISH! YOU'RE MAKING CAPSAICIN GAS-" CLACK-CLACK-CRUNCH. (A bright orange jet of pressurized pickled pepper oil shoots out from the lid gap, catching Ilya square across the face. Ilya roars in Russian, drops the blender, and stumbles backward into a mountain of paper towels.) ILYA: (Clutching his eyes, groaning dramatically) "AH, SUKA! I AM BLINDED! SHANE, SAVE ME!" SHANE: (Dropping his knife, lunging across the counter with a wet towel) "I TOLD YOU! HOLD STILL, YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT, STOP RUBBING THEM!" (Shane yanks Ilya down by his collar to wipe his face. Ilya instantly wraps both arms around Shane's waist, burying his nose into Shane's neck like a wounded Victorian soldier while Harris's shaky camera lens gets smeared with giardiniera oil.) HARRIS: (Off-screen, wheezing in panic) "Guys, please... the sponsor reps watch these..." ILYA: (Blinking teary blue eyes down at Shane, smiling crookedly) "I see a very bossy, very handsome little chef." [CLIP ENDS - SLAMS TO BLACK WITH A LOUD SLAP SOUND] -------- This is NO PUCKS IN THE KITCHEN Two Stanley Cup champions. One luxury Ottawa condo. Zero culinary safety permits. Watch Centaurs stars Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov trade their hockey sticks for chef's knives in the official series that our front office legal team tried and failed to censor. Featuring Anya as Head Quality Control and Harris as the world's most stressed social media manager.

A long epic saga for Curly, Anya, Daisuke and Swansea. This story takes place in the Mouthwashing universe, 4 months after the death of the crew- and their eventual return. It is the year 2263. The Tulpar's stranding became a publicized event. An expedition was planned for its retrieval and rescue. A military vessel, Argonaut II, from the nation of Canaris, docks the ship and investigates the interior for clues on what occurred. Finding the mummified bodies of the crew, they quickly whisk them onto the Argonaut II. Curly undergoes Reformation, a procedure only found in Canaris, and is restored with a new physical body. He suffers from the mental and physical trauma of his past, yet nothing prepares him as he comes to find out his crewmates were brought back through supernatural revivification. The ship's Admiral, Captain Hawkes, sits him down to explain the events of the last 2 months that led to this phenomenon at length. On the horizon, a lurking threat begins planning its next moves, with its sights set on Canaris for its Reformation procedure, while nations abroad forge political schemes. The crew of Tulpar joins the Argonaut II as they embark on a journey of adventure, self-discovery, exploration and danger to make the most out of the second life that was granted to them.

From being the son of a private eye that's a ghost to the world to being in a new family with bizarre members, Y/n had his own secrets to hide from his newly parents. In daylight, he was just a normal kid who had a detective website to help around his town, mainly finding people's lost cats but in the shadows, he was a vigilante hero. He had many names when he wore the mask but he fond of the title that his former father had...and since the day he wore the mask, he called himself Kamen Rider Lone. Now with a few of responsibilities, he has to maintain a safe and good life for his little sister figure, Anya while also continuing what his father started. I own nothing but this story and am grateful for the people who had made the pictures.

⁀➴༯ A spy seeking a single pawn ended up with a full house. One child was manageable, but two turned his operation into a precarious balancing act. He's no longer pretending to be a father, whether he likes it or not. <3

There was something about Lyra Forger. At fourteen, she carried herself with a calmness of someone who had learned early that it was better to be quiet than speak. In the orphanage she was the girl who never cried, and then she met Anya - the mischievous girl who saw through her. They became sisters long before they both were Forgers. When Twilight appeared one morning with a polite smile masking something in his eyes, Lyra didn't expect her life to change again. But it did. Now she lived in a tidy apartment under the roof of a spy and an assassin - a home full of secrets. Lyra rarely spoke of the past. She didn't need to. Her eyes said enough, sometimes too much. Still, when Anya laughed or tugged at her sleeve, the weight inside her seemed to lift. And though she would never admit it aloud, she had begun to believe that perhaps - for the first time - this life, this family, might be real. At Eden Academy, her calm composure stood out and wasn't eager to impress anyone. One boy in particular seemed to watch her with the same interest, she watched him; Demetrius Desmond. Their exchanges were few, but they were two quiet minds, circling each other like stars caught in the same orbit. And though neither would admit it, they recognized something in each other. SpyxFamily belongs to the writer and illustrator Tatsuya Endo. My OC Lyra and other oc's belongs to me.

At Eden Academy, being second best is unforgivable, Demetrius Desmond has spent his entire life making sure he is never anything less than perfect.. The perfect student, the perfect son, and 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 Then she arrives.. A mysterious transfer student who doesn't just challenge his place at the top, but seems determined to destroy it, they are rivals, they are enemies.. He was raised to be perfect. While she was sent to destroy everything his family built, but neither of them expected to fall in love In a world where loyalty is bought, identities are hidden, and peace hangs by a thread, trusting the wrong person can cost you everything 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝 × 𝐘/𝐍 Started: 29/08/26

COVER DRAWN BY ME It's been 10 years since operation strix ended successfully.Handler let Loid live his life peacefully in Berlint with his daughter Anya and his real wife Yor.Anya is an imperial scholar just like Loid wanted.Unfortunately being an imperial scholar means Anya has to deal with Damian another imperial scholar.Now in eden Anya is having a class trip to Japan.Her group has her best friend Becky but it also has Damian.Can a school trip to Japan in Sakura season change an opinion? I DO NOT OWN SPY FAMILY

random one shots of hollanov, hope you enjoy!

Ruri was trained to be a spy since the day Loid found her, now on her first mission with kids her age will she be able to make this fake family thing work? (I had fun writing for this!)

♡₊˚ 🥜・₊✧ *"ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇꜱ ᴅᴏ ᴀʀɪꜱᴇ... ᴀᴛ ᴀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜰᴜʟ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛꜱ."* - 𝖄/𝕹 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴀ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ ʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘹 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥, 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘖𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ʚ ıllıllı 🥜 ıllıllı ʚ ┌────────────────┐ 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁. 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲. 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀. 𝘁𝘄𝘰 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱. 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘀. └────────────────┘ "ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ. ᴡᴀᴋᴋᴜ ᴡᴀᴋᴋᴜ." ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ [AU] [Isekai] [Child!Reader] [No Ships] 𝕾𝖕𝖞 𝖝 𝕱𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞 𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖋𝖎𝖈 - 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🥜 ☆ *ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇꜱ ᴀʀɪꜱᴇ... ᴀᴛ ᴀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜰᴜʟ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛꜱ.* ☆ 🥜 ---

Writing date : January 17 to... oh, just read. [Guys, this is the direct follow-up to "HSF: Afterwards" (on my profile, which continues directly from ep16 of the series.) However, this can be read separately if U haven't read the previous one yet.]

For years the leaders of WISE had a secret weapon that can complete any task no matter how dangerous it is. It's an agent that is a Majin who wants to redeem himself for the things he did. But with the threat to the peace between the East and West they need him to acomplish one of the most difficult things he's had to do. Have a normal family Lets hope that everyone is prepared for the chaos caused by the Majin family.

Hi!!! :D Just a collection of Damian x Anya (Damianya) oneshots ✨ First time writing oneshots 😅 Please read Author's Note! Enjoy!

Berlint es una ciudad construida sobre secretos. Espías que fingen ser padres, asesinas que juegan a ser esposas y un gobierno dispuesto a todo para borrar el pasado. Pero en las profundidades de su submundo, entre la neblina y la lluvia, se susurra un nombre que no pertenece a esta época. Un nombre que los altos mandos intentan silenciar con pánico.Lo llaman el mercenario fantasma. Un coloso de gabardina oscura y mirada muerta que maneja el acero con una violencia salvaje y desconocida. No busca dinero. No busca gloria. Busca una justicia que este mundo gris no puede comprender.Mientras la Operación Strix mueve sus hilos en la superficie, una sombra del pasado avanza destruyendo los cimientos de Ostania. Su vieja ambición ha despertado, y esta vez, nadie podrá arrebatarle lo que ama.Las mentiras de Berlint están por colisionar con la voluntad de un hombre que se negó a morir.

Anya and Damian have just one wish: to get closer to each other (though for completely different reasons). One day, their wish is granted--but not in any way they could have possibly imagined.

y/n moroyami a witch trying to live a normal life but gets thrown into a not so normal family No drawings or photos are mine and I don't own the show

Hiiii this is my first wattpad thing.... anyways here's some Spy X Family one shots, I might post continuations to these if there's any demand! idk if anyone will ever read these but if you do..... welcome!! hope you enjoy &lt;3

|Book 1 |Translation of my other story Ray Davis, fifteen years old, has been in prison since she was fourteen. Ever since she was little, she has looked after her neighbor Charlotte. Her days are rather monotonous, while her nights are tormented by dreams of an Earth she will never be able to reach. The only one besides Clarke and Wells to know the great secret of the Ark's destiny, she certainly does not expect to join the group of 100 criminals who will be sent to the place she has always dreamed of going to. But life on Earth is not as easy as it seems, and dangerous truths threaten to shatter everything she has always believed in. ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

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This story contains the following: •Fluff •Blood/gore •Anya Angst/Sad 🦴NO NSFW🦴 ✉️Request are open✉️ --- •28.12.2022 - #23 on the damianya tag!