Aotcrack Stories

Sasha gazed into the cell phones screen. "Siri," she whispered, "do you love me?" Levi glared at Hanji, shocked that she could really achieve such a feat. The creature in front of him had a combination of his DNA and a cats DNA and could do anything like a human, except it was a cat. Levi's stare returned to the cat, and he asked, "does this mean I technically fucked a cat?" At the crack of dawn, a proud horse named Jean galloped through the streets, boasting and neighing the entire way. Her nose, Armin thought desperately. I just have to take her nose and then... YAAAAAAAAY CRACK FICTION! Oddly, I will be writing this as if it were an actual book, please enjoy! The oddness will be explained as the story progresses. Updated on Mondays!

does this really need any explanation just pls WARNING: contains spoilers

Just some random aot shit I decided to write... because a blue flamingo told me to. HE HELD ME AT GUNPOINT, WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?! Anyway, idk if this has been done before but whatevssss. Peace. *flies away on a turtle*

Funny theories of SNK / AOT Hope you like them. If you don't Levi can bitchslap you! (Jk...maybe)

Lemony lemonyyyy :)

Funny and random Attack on Titan plots/short stories that were generated.

My random edits. Just a temporary book but what evs.

*evil laughter*

"𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐊𝐘𝐒!!" chatfic, fem!reader, swearing and kys jokes, if you're uncomfortable, pls don't read this!

"How can you say that? The threat of the titans is real, Mum...Dad you know that" "Don't be silly Mona, this is Stohess!" "We can't just sit around and laze away in the interior!" "I'll have you know that I worked to get to the interior! It was no walk in the park!" "Nile, honey, calm down, she's just a hothead." "I am NOT a hothead!" "Fine, go on, Mona, I'll pick you up from the training corps in a week once you drop out." "I won't drop out! I'll do it! I'll stand against the titans! I'll show you!" . Mona Dok, ten years old, resident of Wall Sina, Stohess district. She's the daughter of Nile Dok and a strong supporter of the military with a strong sense of admiration for the Scouting Legion. Feeling pressured into the traditional gender roles of Wall Sina does not appeal to the young Mona, she wants to experience life, she wants to be free of restrictions. So she runs. But running from the interior makes her stupid and more likely to crack under a new pressure. One that could lead to her becoming a snack; a snack for titans. Cover by the amazing Sleepy-chan ((SleepyNinjaa))

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ Here it is, my 100% original aot crack book! WARNING: feels, marco jokes, and old memes WILL BE USED. you've been warned. ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) _~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ Yo! My first book on this account! Enjoy~ (◕‿◕✿)

I screenshot many crazy things. Many things are very crazy and funny to me. I may swear at times so yeah...ENJOY XD I am nao somewhat adding headcanons to this story as well!!! YAY MORE TIME TO FANGIRL!!!! \(>^<)/

Hehehehehehehehehe this is just my own load of @ErwinSmithx's "AOT crack" (please go read them they're so funny)

A Crack book about the anime, Attack on Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin. Enjoy... P.S. Some of the jokes are not mine Lots of Laugh and Feels, armored_hunter

heyyy,,, lovely peasants-sorry, readers :D ...so, ever wonder what would hapoen if our shitty-i mean beloved soldiers from AOT world would have existed today..in these modern days. SO surely they'll not be fighting tiiiitans because.. tiiiitans dont exist here, unfortunately T_T DONT BE SO SURE DONT BE SO CONFIDENT SO HIDE YOUR WAIFU'S AND YOUR KIDS AND ALL YOUR MANGA'S AND POTATOZ. BECAUSE what you're expecting may not be what it is. Just an AOT/SNK crack with a titan twist