mysteriousmissy26
Magnolia McKinnon-Black-Wataru is eighteen, a seventh-year Gryffindor, daughter of Sirius Black and Marlene McKinnon, an established Pokémon Trainer-and the Kentucky-raised wife of Indigo Champion Lance.
Maggie is flannel, camouflage, hunting, fishing, frog gigging, UK sports, NASCAR, Derby Day, St. Louis Blues hockey, cookouts, fireworks, Walmart hauls, and enough Appalachian pride to frighten an entire Ministry meeting.
The one expensive thing she owns?
A magically expanded Louis Vuitton bag Lorelei talked her into buying.
Then one innocent Hogwarts shopping trip goes catastrophically Gryffindor.
Maggie challenges the Elite Four.
She beats three.
She reaches Lance.
She starts winning.
And then Maggie remembers what happens if she becomes Champion.
Meetings.
Politics.
Public appearances.
And-
paperwork.
Cue an emergency prayer to sweet baby Jesus, deliberately terrible battle decisions, emergency moonshine, a celebratory Budweiser, and an increasingly horrified Lance demanding to know why his extremely talented wife just threw a Championship match.
Maggie's answer is simple:
She's got NEWTs, deer season, fishing, frog gigging, March Madness, NASCAR, the Kentucky Derby, hockey, Memorial Day cookouts, Fourth of July fireworks, and an entire backwoods Kentucky life to enjoy.
That Champion workload is suicide to happiness.
Lance can keep that shit.
Go Cats.