Apparently-other-bitty-types-exist Stories

One dark night you met something in your backyard. It is a really tiny goopey thingy. With adorable tentacles. Doesn't stop it holding your neighbor in a death choke, though. This meeting? Was it destiny or a punishment? You don't know. Just one thing is now certain. Setting your neighbors house on fire can be quite therapeutic. Also very great as bonding time.