io_callisto_europa
"'Csónakos,' the blond muttered, 'What if I throw up in your car?'
[...]
'Then I'll clean it up,' he answered 'Loosen up, mate! There's nothing you can do to make me angry.'"
5 g Csónakos, 5 g Nemecsek, 1 ml modern AU, blend it, and this story is what you will get.
This is a translation of the original work "Na, nem kell ennyire nyálasan!", which I wrote in Hungarian.