Areyoureadyforthis Stories

Here Veronica and May will be throwing rants out every week discussing the most annoying things. May: Now I'm stuck here saying 'oh don't worry about that thing being shredded. It's just my effing pride being torn apart'. Veronica: My keys are gone. Like, I shit you not I see the imprint of the keys on my bed. And I'm just like 'Fuck, Gremmy must've visited.' This rant book is actually just to throw some unwanted steam out. And with ranting usually comes with much swearing, so be warned. You ready for some rants? You better be!

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