Arse Stories

dick is lob dick is liv

this is a joke i swear im doing it for a friend😪 ok so hiyoko takes a phat shit and its a fetish this is a joke please dont send me death threats💃🏻💃🏻

⛓ ₊˚꒥꒷ 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐇 - ⌗ ; ☁️ i.n which; ໒ hannah posts random everyday stuff and also i don't expect you to understand the 'stuff' that's totally random, too random for anyone to bear ahhhh, this makes me feel loved •°. 🎬 ࿐ 🕊 ˚ ༘ ⎛ ❝ 𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗹𝘆 ❞ 📞📺 ❪ shooketh ⸝⸝ © -wickedds ❫

Arse and arse

flowers, pretty. shells, pretty. glitter, pretty. bts' arses, godlike.

Absidy Jones has messed up too many times in her life but shes never messed up this badly. After waking up to an empty bed the morning after her best friend's Halloween party with no recollection of the night before apart from striking blue eyes, the feel of big rough hands, and a devils costume. She cant help wonder who the hell she slept with last night as fate really has it in for her after sleeping with the devil himself literally. ****************************************** The phone buzzed continuously and finally she heard her best friend pick up, "Absidy?" "Yeah sorry to wake you up but I was wondering if you remember any guy that was dressed up in a devil's costume last night? You know, tall, muscly, blue eyes, nice ass..." "Absidy, there was no guy in a devil's costume last night." "What! Stop lying Carrie! I slept with a hot guy in a devil's costume! Oh God-" Then a deep voice reverberated throughout my room as I shivered from the tingles that shot through my body. " Oh sweetcheeks I may be hot but I am definitely no god" Slowly I turned and there he stood with striking blue eyes, tall and muscly physique, and most importantly his firm ass, The Devil. Copyright © 2014 | All Rights Reserved |

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.... I literally hope no one reads this crap. It's pure brainrot. The only controversial thing is the shit written

Is invisible a feeling? Or is it just a state of mind? Either way invisible is how I feel. I'm ignored by everyone yet contradictory to that statement, I seemly managed to be tormented endlessly too. I guess you could say I defied the laws of physics. Walking, talking and breathing discrepancy. I know what you're thinking well, at least you're getting noticed! Well my answer to you would be; suck it. Getting the odd comment of 'loser' I could handle, it's the creative and not so repeatable alternatives that aren't exactly a confidence booster. Other than the demeaning names, which were not necessarily a riot. At Least the physical violence is usually optional, a fun add on if you will. All in all I was left alone to the extent any social leper was. Left alone just enough that I had no social life but talked down upon enough to know where I fell in the grand scheme of things. At the bottom. Fun right! Today was just as thrilling and monumental as every other day in my life. Let me show you.