Artemisfowl Stories

Cross-posted on AO3. Various pieces of work. Fandoms: COUNTRYHUMANS ALEX RIDER (BOOKS ONLY) ARTEMIS FOWL (BOOKS ONLY) CALL OF DUTY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

This book is basically about headcanons I have for my AU or other AUs as well as stuff I wanted to do but never made the cut. Warning: Contains spoilers for any of my works, published or not. Trigger Warnings will be mentioned in the chapter. I do not own any of the characters or art except my OCs.

As the title says artemis annoys the Greek gods....

Diana Spiro is trying to get away from her past. Growing up as John Spiro's daughter wasn't easy,( even if she was only four when he was finally taken down by Artemis Fowl), Now an 18 year old woman, she's ready to leave her past fully behind. She leaves for Ireland, a place she's always wanted to visit, where she becomes a nanny for the Fowls youngest kids, Beckett and Myles Fowl. *All characters belong to Eoin Colfer*

SO, as many of you know I had this point in my life where I really liked Artemis Fowl. Well that time has come back! Enjoy!

Just truth or dare with two of my fave book series! Hopefully, I get to embarrass someone! ; ) My self-assigned job is to mess with these characters' minds. ; ) Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl characters belong to J. K. Rowling and Eoin Colfer, respectively.

At the age of 16, Artemis Fowl has robbed more than 100 banks world-wide, conned 20,00 people, and has yet to be caught. However, even though he has saved the Fairy Race, helped them on many excursions, and brought down multiple villains. The human police force is oblivious to the matter. Which lands him with Detective Oryon on his tail. The female teen detective has made her way to the Fowl Manor, intent on arresting Artemis Fowl for good. However, when she learns of the Police Force Artemis has dealt with and their multiple situations, what will she think? And what will Artemis do about the distraction?

Erik: "Where are we going?" Alex: "To the nearest bridge. We're going to save her." .... Artemis Fowl: *gets out of car* "Bye, Erik." *slow mo fall off cliff, phone line goes dead* Erik: *screaming through phone* "What did I ever do to deserve this?!?!" .... Selena: "She doesn't need us..." *choked voice* Erik: *dives in* *swirl of dark water, hears muted screams* Artemis Fowl: *opens eyes for last time, sees him* Erik: *pleading look, so close to her* Artemis Fowl: *eyes close, body goes slack* Erik: *silent scream, swims faster* .... Written by: Artemis Fowl (that's just her code name ;)) I am not the author, just a reader that helps and screams at Artemis when she does.... things. BTW I'm Selena. Warning: Curse words. Suicide. Romance. And there is a gay relationship, if you were wondering.. No chapters only Seasons and episodes. Another Warning... It starts off funny ends violently. So... be prepared the first episode is... cringy... further on the story becomes more and more dramatic.

When Artemis starts chatting with the demigods, it's innocent fun. But when they meet face to face, dangerous things start happening. Set after TLG yet the technology world Didn't blow up. Set after TBO

Persephone Jackson (fem! percy) is betrayed by her friends and boyfriend Andrew Chase (male! annabeth) . She is disowned by her father and made a mortal, albeit a clear sighted one. Before leaving, she is blessed by Mars (not Ares,Mars)to have great skill in physical combat without weapons and the twin archers, Artemis and Apollo, to have flawless aim with any ranged weapon. Eventually she went under the training of Madame Ko, and meets Juliet Butler, and they fast become friends. She is called along with Juliet to help with detaining Holly Short, which she does reluctantly. After many strange things happen, her and Juliet are assigned their principle. Persephone is thrilled, but what happens when the principle is Andrew Chase?

My art! Paintings, drawings, fanart, creatures and occasional random gobbledygook! REQUESTS ARE: CLOSED

yesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)

Opal Koboi, genius paranoid pixie, is defeated by her nemesis, Artemis Fowl II. Now her twin sister, Pearl Koboi, is back to avenge the insane pixie's death. No copyright intended; all rights go to Eoin Colfer. NOTE: Do not read this if you have not finished The Last Guardian or the Artemis Fowl series.

Tell-tale signs of obsession with the book series Artemis Fowl. *Final part coming May 2020*

What if not all the tech equipment used durning the Fowl siege was returned to where it belonged? And what if it was used to kill a family of scientist who had been working with a few of the people? And what if the things the human family and fairyn scientist were working on was human magic? Well that's what happened.

*Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters besides Da-Xia and his father, all other characters belong to their respective owners* This story is based on modern day civilization, and the stories of imagination. Including Doctor Who, Magcon, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Gorillaz band, and many more as they fight for creation agenist their nemesis. Which heroes will fall prey to the dark side, while the Villains find the light inside of themselves? This story tells the ultimate war, and what it means to be human.

Artemis Fowl, multimillionaire extraordinaire. Teenaged Irish Genius. Friend to the Faeries. Dead, cloned, and come back. The only problem is, he's lost all his memory. He remembers nothing of his past, aside from his parents, Butler, Juliet, and his two twin brothers. Doesn't remember that he'd managed to kidnap Captain Holly Short, at the mere age of twelve. How he's saved the world even before the age of eighteen. No, that Artemis is gone. Poof, destroyed. Instead, Artemis was the same, cold heartless boy, who cared about nothing and nobody, aside from his close family and gold. Aurum est Potestas. Gold is Power. Can Holly thaw that frozen heart of his, help him remember the man he was before? A year after Artemis' revival, he still has not regained his memory. To make it worse, Holly is kidnapped by a foe from the past. Artemis has no idea how to make a plan, nonetheless execute one. He'll have to dig deep and find the Artemis he was before. Can he do it? Or will Holly be doomed to death at the hands of his merciless enemy? Join Artemis, Holly, Butler, Foaly, Juliet, Mulch, Commander Kelp, and N°1 on this rollercoaster ride full of emotion, adventure, and danger.

(an Artemis Fowl and Overlord crossover neither of which I own as rights go to their respective owners) Artemis Fowl II, criminal mastermind, and sometimes friend of The People. However, unknown to even his closest confidant, Butler, he is also Orion, of the Guild New Haven, as well as the Tactical Ally of the infamous Guild Ains Ooal Gown. What happens if Momonga had logged out at the last second? What if this young boy were to stay in his stead? Whatever happens, one thing is certain: Artemis Fowl II is not to be underestimated.

Amirite is caught up in the rescue for Artemis's father when he unknowingly calls for her help in place of Holly.