Artemisfowl Stories

Sherlock Holmes does not believe in such fanciful things as magic. Not at all. Not until his eleventh birthday, when a crisp letter in green ink arrives through his kitchen window. Marauders Era. {I draft, I publish, it's a bit of a rush- but a fun one. I've no plan for a plot and just let it happen. If something doesn't make sense, please tell me.} (I'm devious and tossing in more fandoms. Like, a lot more fandoms. Just casually tossing in characters from basically all my fandoms. Heh.) Cover is not mine! I just put some text on it in different fonts DX

Post TAC(AU). Artemis has a worsening condition which is surprisingly a normal sickness for humans and not something fairy related nor grandeur. But that isn't just where his troubles lie yet again, he and the motley crew are swept in a whirlwind of revenge, torture, trust and adventure. There's also the bit about getting turned into an elf! (talk about bad luck..) A/H

Hey people!!!!!!! *waves like crazy*

This is a collection of one shots, head-canons, and general silliness about our favourite criminal mastermind and his companions. Most of these are inspired by the peasants of the Peasant Corner (You know who you are ;). Requests are encouraged and if you want me to turn any of these into full fan fictions then please message!

Just after the events of The Lost Colony, Artemis Fowl II travelled in time and accidentally landed in a timeline where the future is bleak. The young Irish genius thus finds himself stranded in the country of Panem; a place where the population is divided into twelve Districts that each have to send two teenagers in an arena to fight to the death every year. As the Reaping for that year's Hunger Games is nearing, Artemis' odds of going back home safely seem less and less in his favor...

This is a record of all the best Artemis Fowl x Holly Short ship moments throughout the books! (With some funnies too ',:^) )

When Major Holly Short gets promoted to Commander of LEPRecon at Haven city, her friend Foaly, the tech-genius, delivers nothing but bad news. He relates to her the death of the human friend, Artemis Fowl's, father, and how Haven is under more danger. But the bad news doesn't end there for Holly... More human villains. Different colonies. New species. Higher technology. Shots in the dark. It's a brand new problem. Will the Haven Emergency Squad be able to relieve the rising tensions?

Different oneshots and stuff for different fandoms. J K Rowling owns Harry Potter Suzanne Collins owns The Hunger Games Rick Riordan owns Percy Jackson Eoin Colfer owns Artemis Fowl Derek Landy owns Skulduggery Pleasant

Hi. This is a place where AF fans can come hang out and have fun reading! I decided to make this more "official" (even though i suck at business and have the IQ of a tomato) because I absolutely love both series of Artemis Fowl. I do random stuff on here. This used to be called "Artemis Fowl Picrews", so the first like five chapters are just picrews. Sometimes there are questions for you, sometimes incorrect quotes, sometimes, picrews, sometimes little fanfics idk man I update 1-3 times a month. Maybe 2. It depends on my IRL schedule. I promise I' m not dead. I hope you like this! DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own any of the characters, unless I create best friends or other characters. I also do NOT own you. I only own your relationship with others.

This is a place where all you Fowlians can join, have fun, chat, etc. and simply be with others of your kind. I make Picrews here, incorrect quotes, that one tiny drabble of a fanfic, and more! One important thing to know is that I have a series going on in this book where, for every chapter I read in the books, I post a chapter detailing my thoughts about it in this Wattpad book. Because of this, if you would like to avoid spoilers, please do not read the books that have the word "CHAPTER" in them, as those are the parts of this book in Wattpad that contain spoilers. Having said that, if any of you have any ideas for the book, please feel free to message me about them! Hope you enjoy~ The cover of this book was not made by me, but by a lovely Ahren-the-Puppeter from Deviantart! Here is the link to their profile page: https://www.deviantart.com/ahren-the-puppeter The cover was then graphically designed by one of my triplets: @joycethebooklover. Thanks again for that!

Angeline fowl decided that Artemis seriously needed to have more of a social life and sends him to a public school in America, somewhere that's unlikely to get himself hurt or sent on another crazy mission. Goode high. Disclaimer: Most of these characters belong to Rick Riordan and Eoin Colfer.

Artemis Fowl the second outsmarted? No way! Yes, this is the time where Fowl has finally become outsmarted.

A little story about if the Artemis Fowl universe was told in a Little Mermaid style.

Just a little headcanon I came up with while I was learning some pop songs on violin!

Set in the first Artemis Fowl novel. My thoughts and take on what went through the minds of our darling criminal mastermind and the feisty little elf caught within his nefarious plot. My very first fanfiction here on Wattpad!!!

When Artemis Fowl the second is forced to go into hiding because of a serial killer out for his blood. He is trapped with the most hostile, Fowl-hating person on the planet. But this Fowl-hater has the key to his freedom. Will they work together or will they tear each other apart?

The (Y/L/N) and Fowls have always have had a rivalry. No one quite knows when it started, all they do know is that a Fowl ancestor took something very precious from a (Y/L/N) ancestor, and they have been at war ever since. Each new generation competes against each other. And in each generation there is a new winner. (Y/N) is very determined girl. She has never lost at anything her entire life. And she always gets what she wants, and she'll use any means necessary to get it. For the past few generations her family has been losing to the Fowls, she's going to fix that. And nothing is going to stop her, not even, the one and only, Artemis Fowl. HIGHEST RANK: #20 in ArtemisFowl 1/18/19

Athena Murray was accurately named after Athena the Goddess of Wisdom. Considering the fact that she has the highest IQ in North America, possibly the world. Or at least that's what everyone told her. Her family is the richest family in North America. Her mom being one of the of the most popular actresses in the world, and her father a very successful businessman. She had the perfect life with her best friend Blade and her bodyguard Carla, her and Blade were always causing some kind of trouble. But everything goes downhill when her parents die in a fire and her little brother and sister go missing. Now she has a family reputation to uphold, and the only way to do that is to become a criminal mastermind. This puts her in business with very dangerous people. Artemis Fowl didn't want to go to America for vacation, but his parents think it will be good for him. Little did he know he would be part of a bank robbery, only for once he wasn't the robber. Instead he is the victim of a very intelligent and dangerous girl. I only own the characters Athena and her family and friends. All others belong to the amazing author Eoin Colfer.

Don't you dare disagree because deep down, you know I'm right. You go through that intense feeling of longing whenever you read. You feel like you can never fall in love because of that one person, who is not even real. You start comparing your real life partners with the fictional folks. You get jealous, sad, angry and happy all at the same time because of that fictional guy. We all face this in our every day reading lives. Sometimes we want to commit murder because the author doesn't make things go you want it to. Don't worry. With this book, all fangirls unite. Warning: Lots of rants and spoilers.

Nicolas Hawk, animal expert, escape artist, young adult genius and Cousin of Artemis Fowl. Nicolas is trouble but both Holly and Artemis agree that they need his expertise when a new threat emerges Now, paired up with rookie LEP pixel Ruby Knut, Nicolas is gonna have to save both our world and the fairy world and all before his 21st birthday