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hiya. this is a book of stuff. fandom jokes, random poems, lyrics, observations, funny things I hear... I don't really have a plan so we'll see how it goes.. this is my first book on wattpad so I hope it goes okay. (Also, I just want to warn you that I probably will swear. I don't swear frequently, but some of these jokes and stuff will need swear words so be prepared if you get offended easily.)

Barney X Megamind is all I can say.

my thoughts wander at midnight //not a one direction story\\ ©sleepnfood

It's after the Once Upon A Time season 4 finale, and Emma finds herself stranded, alone, and holding power she doesn't even understand. Meanwhile Killian shuts out the world while the rest if the Storybrook gang head up operation, oh where's Henry when you need him, operation cricket, and set off to find Merlin with little to no clues as to where he is. Meanwhile still, Rumple and pays a visit to Zelena and deals with the reprocussions of that decision once a very angry David finds out.

Oi! ... You! *poke* Are you listening? ... Oi! *double poke* Hey! ... Don't ignore me! *triple poke* Why do you always ign- SHUT UP! And now, I present... *audience cheering* THE RANTS!

Hello fellow Wattpader's! Welcome to my Big Book Of Fangirly Things! In this book, I'll share fangirl memes, fangirl problems, and more! (P.S: I do not own any of the meme pictures in this book and I made the cover with Canva.)

as the title says 🤍 5sos roleplay book!

Kiryu and Majima murder Goodsmile Company because they keep making Miku nendo's instead of Majima and Kiryu nendo's

oof i decided to try to be M A N L Y and actually do something lmao random shit --- Most/all should be official anime stuff? Insert copyright stuff here since I'm too lazy to google it

!WARNING YAOI! Don't like, don't read. The show Naruto is of course not mine ■■■ "Fuck!" His ass hit the ground with a loud thump. He quickly got up, rubbing the sore side of his bum to ease the pain. The boy looked around at his surroundings, it seems as though he was in some sort of big forest. "The hell..?" He wondered if they just dumped him here just cuz, if so, where the fuck was he?! ■■■ The Yakuza; scary, brutal, cruel, and overall not people who you'd rather not be around. A delinquent; just a brat. But what if that delinquent was part 9f the yakuza? In fact, the next successor! Let's just say this boy has a lot of enemies. One day, in the middle of a fight, our little Yakuza delinquent gets transferred to the world of Naruto! Well, let's see how he will survive in this land of ninjas!

The title says it all

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Emily , una policia de criminalistica tiene un nuevo caso pero no es como los demas ... sigue su historia y veras que las apariencias engañan

In my eyes, he was a star who, slowly, became my whole night sky.

Samantha (Sam) is new to Seattle and on her first day there she meets a boy named Jordan. Their friendship takes many twists and turns but you will have to read it to find out more ;)

Title says it all. @ToastSandwich143 Credit to them for the idea-

Zach was a ordinary kid from the start. He found pleasure in reading about people's deaths. He just never thought he would commit one, in fact, he never dreamed it! Yes, sure he would steal and do other bad things in the law, but he never thought he'd go that far! Now he has to try to cover it up while in the meantime, trying to keep himself from acting like a true killer, trying to not go insane.