Asdfghjkl Stories

hiya. this is a book of stuff. fandom jokes, random poems, lyrics, observations, funny things I hear... I don't really have a plan so we'll see how it goes.. this is my first book on wattpad so I hope it goes okay. (Also, I just want to warn you that I probably will swear. I don't swear frequently, but some of these jokes and stuff will need swear words so be prepared if you get offended easily.)

Barney X Megamind is all I can say.

Oi! ... You! *poke* Are you listening? ... Oi! *double poke* Hey! ... Don't ignore me! *triple poke* Why do you always ign- SHUT UP! And now, I present... *audience cheering* THE RANTS!

It's after the Once Upon A Time season 4 finale, and Emma finds herself stranded, alone, and holding power she doesn't even understand. Meanwhile Killian shuts out the world while the rest if the Storybrook gang head up operation, oh where's Henry when you need him, operation cricket, and set off to find Merlin with little to no clues as to where he is. Meanwhile still, Rumple and pays a visit to Zelena and deals with the reprocussions of that decision once a very angry David finds out.

Kiryu and Majima murder Goodsmile Company because they keep making Miku nendo's instead of Majima and Kiryu nendo's

oof i decided to try to be M A N L Y and actually do something lmao random shit --- Most/all should be official anime stuff? Insert copyright stuff here since I'm too lazy to google it

!WARNING YAOI! Don't like, don't read. The show Naruto is of course not mine ■■■ "Fuck!" His ass hit the ground with a loud thump. He quickly got up, rubbing the sore side of his bum to ease the pain. The boy looked around at his surroundings, it seems as though he was in some sort of big forest. "The hell..?" He wondered if they just dumped him here just cuz, if so, where the fuck was he?! ■■■ The Yakuza; scary, brutal, cruel, and overall not people who you'd rather not be around. A delinquent; just a brat. But what if that delinquent was part 9f the yakuza? In fact, the next successor! Let's just say this boy has a lot of enemies. One day, in the middle of a fight, our little Yakuza delinquent gets transferred to the world of Naruto! Well, let's see how he will survive in this land of ninjas!

Luna is a girl full of pain. Eli (E-L-E) is a boy full of love. They only break in front of each other. This is my first story I'm going to be working on for a while 💙. It will get better.

Emily , una policia de criminalistica tiene un nuevo caso pero no es como los demas ... sigue su historia y veras que las apariencias engañan

It's been 2 years since Spoby broke up, and believe me it wasn't pretty. But now Toby is back in town, just in time for Spencer's wedding. Will Toby win her back? Or will they never find each other? (if your last dying wish is to have Spoby as endgame, you will enjoy this story.) A lot of this is based off of scenes in gossip girl as well :)

Yeah I just answer stuff here

(This book is absolute trash so if you actually want to read it go ahead I'm not stopping you but I'm not updating it anymore SOOO...) *watching Michael Clifford on tv with child* "Mummy whose that? And why are you obsessed with him" Maya's 5 years old daughter asks Maya. Maya is trying to control her cry's but honestly she can't. Seeing him was hurting her insides. "That's your father baby" A YoMamma production

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Kali is a badass. With a sharp tongue and even sharper skills, she is a force to be reckoned with. Luka used to be a shy and self-consciousness boy. That was before he joined the Naranjan army and had to face his fears one by one. Celeste is a moon priestess. She lived a cushy life, practicing and honing her magic until she was one of the best in the land. When a deadly tournament forces the trio to join forces, you can bet the result will be a crazy and completely ridiculous.

IDFK anymore...

Mia's been taking care of her best friend Hunter for as long as she can remember. Until she can't anymore. Her parents get divorced, and her mom drags her ten hours away. Away from her home, from her friends, from Hunter. Five years later, she's back, and Hunter doesn't plan on letting her go again. Okay, so apparently I suck at summaries. Just give the story a chance anyway?c: ****** excerpt ; Hunter leads me down to the waters edge, hand in hand. I kicked my shoes off near the sidewalk, so I could feel the cool sand between my toes. We walked all the way down, until the sand got damp under my bare feet. Hunter stopped, but I kept going, and he followed, until my toes touched the frigid water. I sat down, letting the tips of my toes brush against the shore line. Hunter sat next to me, and stretched his arm up, over my shoulders, and I let my head rest in the crook of his arm. I lean into him, so my head’s now on his chest. My legs aline with his, and our feet are touching. “I’ve missed you so much,” he says. I nod into his chest. “I missed you too Hunter, I can’t tell you how much.” I feel Hunter smile, and he pulls his arms around me. I look out into the crystal waves. Utter beauty.