Aseriesofunfortunateevents Stories

If you are weirded out by the relationship in this book, please don't interact. Just find another story. I noticed the lack of Count Olaf x reader or Count Olaf x oc stories on wattpad so I made one myself! Warnings: updates will be random and inconsistent but I'll do my best. Basically I've added another Baudelaire to A Series of Unfortunate Events named Edith Baudelaire. She's a blonde like Sunny and is the eldest of the siblings. In this story she will be seventeen. But basically it's like a reader insert but using an OC. **All characters, places, etc. belong to Lemony Snicket!!** I only own Edith. E Ideas come and go.

She's the daughter of the infamous villain of this story. Full of hatred and anger for the man, she fears she may become him. The only thing stopping her are her new friends who seem to pop up out of the blue. Or at her doorstep.

HK x VK Max Hatter x Sage Ryder Just like her mother, Sage has a taste for bad and misunderstood men

This is an asoue fanfic. It shows the concept of Dunclet (and Kladora), Mr.Poe's idioticness, and Sunny's obsestion with biting.

hi everybody, i hope you like these!! sorry if you don't lol

•You're better off without him• •started march-10-2019

in which a girl discovers she has a crush on her childhood friend. •started february-17-2019• •ended march-10-2019•

their song is cliché by mxmtoon ❤️ {seriously listen to it while your reading, it fits so well} - a best friend that becomes something more. - "i have feelings for you."

I've been wanting to do this for quite some time, because recently I have read and commented on some fandom game books, and none of them included much of the fandoms that I am part of. So I decided to make my own Games, with fandoms I like.

Dear Reader, I'm sorry that the story you are about to read is unpleasant. It tells the tale of a young girl in a summer camp. Even though she is tough and smart, this summer will be an especially unfortunate one of her. When she exited the bus at the summer camp location at the edge of the huge lake surrounded by mountains, she had no idea that she will encounter a villain as well as heroes in a battle here that will consume her whole summer. It is my duty to write down this story, but there is nothing stopping you from shutting off your phone or laptop and to do something happy and fun. Due to security reasons I cannot tell you my name, but please believe me when I say this tale is real and accurate. With all due respect, N. // COMPLETED!

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Before Lemony Snicket began to document the events of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, he spent his time documenting the events in his own life, although not as unfortunate as the orphans' If you've been following the story of Lemony Snicket, you know that him and several associates were in a large organization called V.F.D.. This organization, as you should know, is an abbreviation for the common emergency service, Volunteer Fire Department. This collection includes many details from Lemony's time in this elaborate team of comrades and foes. It is my duty to tell you the sad yet eventful life of Lemony Snicket, but it isn't too late to find some other book to spend your time with. One with no stolen lovers, no schisms, no vile men who care about nothing but themselves. No egotistical fashonistas, no herpotologists who, many years later, will suffer a terrible fate. But if after this you would still like to read every word of my miserable novel, then go ahead, dear reader, for the secrets in Lemony Snickets years are deeper than anything you'll read anywhere else.

It's a shifting script, what more can I say?

Dear Mr.Snicket, We are pleased to inform you that we have found the Baudelaires. Cover made by Pinkstripedzebra I do not own A Series Of Unfortunate Events or the characters in them.They are owned by Daniel Handler. (Unfinished)

Klaus takes Beatrice II to the garden.

If you, somehow, maintain the endurance and the sort of bleak disposition that it takes to endure such things, you must have heard the unfortunate array of events that is the life of the Baudelaire children. However, what may have been left out of these dark tales is one very intrical character. Meet Eden Montgomery, which in this place, means Delight. It was used biblically as a name for the Garden of Eden, however do not fooled. She does not change the darkness of the events these children faced. But she may have helped brighten the day of a certain male in the Baudelaire family. Which is a lot to ask for in this case. Eden Montgomery is the adopted daughter of one herpetologist Dr. Montgomery Montgomery. She was placed into his care after being removed from the home of her abusive and generally psychotic father Olaf. After being in a safe-haven for a large chunk of her life, she suspects that she has forever escaped her father, until the Baudelaire family come to stay with them. Eden is thrown right into the middle of a series of unfortunate events, accompanying the Baudelaire orphans on their journey to escape her father, though no one has ever heard the tale of Eden's role in this rather melancholy affair. You could almost say that these are the events untold.

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(Or the Prospective Postlude.) Dear reader, The phrase "no news is good news" refers to a lack of developments in an ongoing situation or problem being perceived better than a negative development. It is usually used as a half-hearted proffering of optimism when a situation looks particularly bleak, but in this case, the saying is correct. If it comes from the tragic files of the Baudelaire orphans, no news is absolutely good news-which makes the story that you are about to read very bad news indeed. After many years of the world being quiet here, new documents in the Baudelaire paper trail have emerged, so I have emerged to finish the solemn duty I started long ago. Due to the Daily Punctilio's censorship and my enemies keeping an ear to the ground (a phrase which here means "standing on the manhole cover under which I am hiding for my life"), I am forced to publish my findings on an online site dedicated to sharing Verifiably Fictional Documents. The entire agonizing tale of sadness, lies, calculus, the unknown, nautical ships, romantic ships, hugs, chocolate cake, and obscure literary references will be brought to light as it is compiled, so that the orphans may finally have peace-and everyone may finally leave me alone. You, however, do not have to wait until the end to leave this story alone-in fact, it is encouraged to start now. You, dear reader,do not have to subject yourselves to such horror, and I desperately urge you to find better reading material-as the Baudelaire orphans venture on one last journey. My name is Lemony Snicket, and I will finish what I started.

⚠️under constuction⚠️

Dear Reader, I'm sorry to say that the story you are about to read is not pleasant nor is it fun or jolly. If you would rather read a story that is fun, jolly, pleasant, full of good things, then do not read any farther. This story is the story of Lila, an orphan who's fate I'm sorry to say may be worse than the Baudelaire's ever could have been.