Ashswag Stories

EN: I woke up on a cold, stone floor. The only thing a saw was darkness and two red, glowing eyes. I heard my name being repeated over, and over again. When the thing saw me looking at it, it said something diffrent for the first time. "My little, loyal puppet." PL: Obudziłam się na zimnej, kamiennej podłodze. Jedyne, co zobaczyłam, to ciemność i dwoje czerwonych, świecących oczu. Słyszałam, jak moje imię powtarza się w kółko. Kiedy stwór zobaczył, że na niego patrzę, po raz pierwszy powiedział coś innego. „Moja mała, wierna laleczka".

First time writing ain't going to be good and I got this idea from @IEATCHILDRENNNN o am basically stealing this idea this is a direct continuation of her doomed Squidswag story so srry for stealing it need more so decide to make it my self. So it that exactly same thing check hers/his out first if you want to know what's happening ( I was going to make this on ao3 but I don't want the curse so tell me if I should repost over there).

No ships unless allowed boundaries people!, this is a book is ABSOLUTELY SHI so read if you want but don't expect perfect writing!

These are quick 1,000+ word chapters of random 1 am Lifesteal and UU ideas I had. (This book will not be posted on often.) Almost all of my chapters will focus on ships and violence. INCLUDES PRIDE DUO.

Y/n L/n and Pangi have been best friends since they were children. Well, they used to be. After a big fight when they were teenagers, they were now 20 years old, and hadn't spoken in seven years. Y/n is incredibly intelligent. So intelligent, in fact, they finished secondary school when they were 13, and left for university in the US to become a doctor. However, they were hired in Amsterdam after passing the board exams back in the Netherlands. Now, with their friend Apollo, a nurse, Y/n keeps themselves busy to try and not remember Pangi, and the hurt that comes with it. Pangi is living the dream as a Twitch streamer and Youtuber, but something is missing. He regrets the fight between him and Y/n every day, but he tries to deal with the pain. When he hits a subgoal and chat demands he make a song, he knows exactly who his muse will be. After an unfortunate, but chance encounter, the pair must decide whether to reconcile, or if it will be less painful to let it go. Or, your authors undiagnosed ADHD runs rampant, and the voices demand a new book TOP RANKINGS (so far) #1 in Pangi (yay especially for this one) - Achieved 1/7/2026 #1 in Rekrap2 - Achieved 1/7/2026 #1 in Lifestealsmp - Achieved 1/20/2026 #1 in Ashswag - Achieved 2/14/2026 #1 in Squiddo - Achieved 4/6/2026 #1 in Derapchu - Achieved 4/6/2026

[#13 in Minecraft] [#1 in horace] [#1 in Spokeishere] [#1 in hannahxxrose] [#1 in dragonmc] Have you ever seen a supernova? Stunning, isn't it? A catastrophe dressed in a daydream. But instead of a star, what if a whole planet has gone "supernova"? Curious, yet? A world filled with picturesque landscapes, fairytale surroundings, and arcane infrastructures, where magic thrived freely in abundance, where people used its natural gifts as easily as breathing, now plunged into nothing but a planet of pure instability and corruption. Just like the death of a star, a world that burned too brightly, now collapses into "Unstable". In the Year X900, the world is beginning to gear up for what is about to come in the near future. However, everything remains uncertain for now. Will the world further plunge into a definite singularity? Or will the world purify and be relieved from its symptoms? Join Parrotx2, Spoke, Wemmbu, and Flamefrags in their quest to save the world and its people. After all, Avior is NO MORE. The "Unstable" Era has just begun. ---- This is an Unstable SMP Fanfiction. The quadruplet protagonists will follow the Official UU Season 2 lineup. This means that further protagonists that might appear in the next seasons of the original won't be followed as this fanfiction will only stick to four (4). Everything has already been planned. Thus, I cannot change everything last minute to keep up with the original. So, I have to apologize to the UU Fans beforehand. But I do promise to showcase each UU character to their fullest potential in this fanfiction. Enjoy!

reqsts are open I prefer writing funny and silly stories but i also write requests. NO NSFW!! I don't mind angst though

So basically it focuses on my AU where the Beginning of wemmbu's childhood life happens. As wemmbu grew up, he starts forgetting his past memories and so is his hair started turning darker... And then stuff happens...Blah blah blah... "Once a time, forgotten behind"

ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴇꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴡɪɴᴇᴅ. Lifesteal vigilant, villain and superhero au!! Follow multiple different POVS to find out what world the au is set in and what deadly threats lurk. Warnings + Details in first chapter !!

Haiper had come back from the mission different, and Ash had kicked him out as a result. When the fox came back bloody and panicked a few days later, with bad news that Ewron was in danger...Ash started connecting the dots.

lifesteal smp but their in a college???? SOMEHOW GOT NO 10 IN SHIPS BRO WHATT 05/03/2026: NOW IM NO 5 IN SHIPS DUDE WHY IS THIS DOING GENUINE NUMBERSS 12/04/2026: NO 3 IN SHIPS!!! Originally posted on ao3 My user name is Yin_No_3_ManePear_fan

Our Class of 2025 Will surely be okay!! This is mainly an Ashzam centric fic however it will play into other characters. So!! Join them for their last year of high school. A fic full of idiots pinning over each other & sappy writing 🍭 Chatfic, Cross-posted on ao3

We are met with a quite, strange person who goes by the name of Branzy, and he's quite the character. His personality and looks consists of multiple things. And Branzy is what do we call the term? ah yes, a simp. For a very certain dueler named Clownpierce. quite a strange name, but he does live up to the title, well you see this duelist has also peaked interest into the fan. And this interest seem to affect the dueling community online, which causes.... Chaos! Drama! Conflict! Everything you would see online although 10x worse.. (@ClownPierce) #Purpleeyedguy #Whitehairedguy Show yourself. Replies(65,567) Likes(123,753) (@Shacky) @BranzyCraft OH SHIII-- BRANZY MAN (@Beverlylove) BRANZY THE ONLY WHITE HAIRED PERSON THAT EXISTS who is 21 (@BranzyTweets) I can't believe it ends like this (@Clownpierce) What do you mean? Its just starting. (@Jesterpenetrate) This is quite entertaining. . . . "This is why I love you so much..." "Not in..pu-.." ..... "..I love you too Branzy.." ---------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________ Also credits to: @IWantToRemainASecret On AO3 this story was heavily inspired from their fanfic called #PurpledEyeGuy. Definitely recommend reading it art cover is mine :)

It going to mostly focused around my fav which are :Derapchu, kaboodle, jumperwho, pangi. (I do request if you want specific characters!)[not all are going to be in the introduction] (the perspective change every few chapters!)

random lifesteal crack fics that me and a friend made in the middle of the day but we were both sleep deprived as fuck so uh yeah dont expect quality or spelling or grammar just dont expect anything ok? this is a collection btw

The cover is made by OakFlorist on Twitter! Please give me requests. I don't ship the IRL people only the characters.

Ivory has been missing for months, leaving Branzy unattended and quite clueless. Being an assassin, Ivory cannot talk much about her mission. Therefore, Branzy is now desperate to find her. Unlike her previous missions, this time she didn't leave a note. Branzy, in a very desperate and foolish attempt to find her, scrolls through deadly server lists. To regulate players and ensure good PvPers, servers don't allow anyone without a token to leave. Taking a wild guess, Branzy goes into LifeSteal, but discovers that Ivory isn't there. Now unable to leave, Branzy gets stuck with a very scary (and hot) killer: ClownPierce. What happens when Ivory ironically finds her brother, but she doesn't have a great reputation with the LifeSteal members? And Branzy doesn't want to leave Clown?

Just a little oneshot about Ash and Squiddo at the park after school?? Very short and completely SFW! ! DNI if you sexualize age regression !

basically a random idea i hade about the unsable smp in like 5 years enjoyyy:) ill make a cover later