Asparagus Stories

How much can one kiss change a relationship? And how long can that relationship last?

In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise...

My name is Asparagus Kelly. Here in Province Three, we are governed by a set of officials. The most prominent occupations taken up by people of our province is Law or so...

Well read to see ....

Everything you need to know about the Bread religion :3

Quiet girl Susie falls in love with Paul, the town football head who does not actually have a football for a head he just likes football also he is very hot and rides a...

It's been a while hasn't it ,':) Veggietales is one of my main interests again and I keep thinking about them, so here's a cute scenario and more that I came up with + a...

Emojis

The title

Meh I am bored sooo YA..

It is the story of the ninja carrots and their enemies, the samurai asparagus.

Imagine being given the gift of sight; the ability to peer into the world beyond, where the souls of the dead walk. Lingering in the very place you live, roaming amongst...

*RAUNCHY WARNING* Read this short story and fall in love with the hot boys of Hogwarts.

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.

In order to fit on the pack Joan must prove that she has what it takes April fools

A very random story.