Asparagus Stories

How much can one kiss change a relationship? And how long can that relationship last?

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.

I did a Christmas song generator

When the pilot of Brianne's plane suddenly had a heart attack from eating too many twinkie-like snacks over the forest, an amazing survival story unfolded.

A very random story.

In which a celebrity that acts broke meets a Hispanic girl that wrecks him

by me

Emojis

Alyssa sees a sexy girl and that sexy girl is Esperance

Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes

It is the story of the ninja carrots and their enemies, the samurai asparagus.

merry christmas it's may

A girl who focuses too much on her career , catches the eye of a boy who is particularly fond of the asparagus. And he just won't stop calling.

Meh I am bored sooo YA..

As the gray clouds darken above, in your car you casually turn the radio knob, going through several frequencies as you wait for the traffic light in front of you to turn green. You briefly hear of the mummers of the latest song hits, flipping past the static, skipping over the typical daily news, and ignoring those nagging advertisements. Frustrated, you stopped fiddling with the knob, landing on a station that piqued your interest: - "A spam book is where...an author immediately types down their thoughts and feelings in a collection of chapters as a way to express their personality to others or sometimes tell about their life happenings-- kinda like a really rough draft of an autobiography to come to think of it... except- the author and the readers are able to interact directly via commenting their reactions or advice they have for the author. In fact, the reason why these types of books are described as spam is because an influx of chapters are usually created in a very short amount of time....." - "So, it's like an online journal of some sorts?" - "Yeah, that's about right."

In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise... and he wants it with you.