Asparagus Stories

Just some oneshots of our favorite Jellicle Cats (ALL ARTWORK CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATORS!!!)

Quiet girl Susie falls in love with Paul, the town football head who does not actually have a football for a head he just likes football also he is very hot and rides a motorcycle...

When the pilot of Brianne's plane suddenly had a heart attack from eating too many twinkie-like snacks over the forest, an amazing survival story unfolded.

merry christmas it's may

As the gray clouds darken above, in your car you casually turn the radio knob, going through several frequencies as you wait for the traffic light in front of you to turn green. You briefly hear of the mummers of the latest song hits, flipping past the static, skipping over the typical daily news, and ignoring those nagging advertisements. Frustrated, you stopped fiddling with the knob, landing on a station that piqued your interest: - "A spam book is where...an author immediately types down their thoughts and feelings in a collection of chapters as a way to express their personality to others or sometimes tell about their life happenings-- kinda like a really rough draft of an autobiography to come to think of it... except- the author and the readers are able to interact directly via commenting their reactions or advice they have for the author. In fact, the reason why these types of books are described as spam is because an influx of chapters are usually created in a very short amount of time....." - "So, it's like an online journal of some sorts?" - "Yeah, that's about right."

A girl who focuses too much on her career , catches the eye of a boy who is particularly fond of the asparagus. And he just won't stop calling.

Imagine being given the gift of sight; the ability to peer into the world beyond, where the souls of the dead walk. Lingering in the very place you live, roaming amongst the streets of your hometown...Shades of a time long past and only you can see them. Such is the life of Anima, a young woman belonging to a race known as the Seers. She is literally one of a kind, being the last of the ones who can speak with the deceased. Though her kind was eliminated one by one and forced her to hiding, she continues to use her gift. Not only can she see the souls of the dearly departed, but she can view their complete memories; visions of the past. With journal in hand, she records all that she encounters, hoping the past will aid her in her present struggles. Follow Anima as she witnesses the memories of a free-spirited wolf demon, a tempermental demon king, a noble knight, a gentle young girl, an unfortunate author, a murderous thief, and more. ---- Collection of stories for a Crayola Colors 100 Themes challenge. Each chapter corrosponds with a theme on the list.

by me

Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes

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Life is roblox...bring out the whole ocean.....

The title

K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.