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  • Cats The Musical Oneshots by Wei_Wuxian2089
    Wei_Wuxian2089
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    Just some oneshots of our favorite Jellicle Cats (ALL ARTWORK CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATORS!!!)
  • Arzaylea: The Shithole by calums_brows
    calums_brows
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    K, so like this book includes tweets I've sent to Asparagus and rants about her. So if you're gonna try to be smart and defend her in this, gtfo.
  • Homeless and the Hispanic by beththepen
    beththepen
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    In which a celebrity that acts broke meets a Hispanic girl that wrecks him
  • I Am Val by KUGGYDOG
    KUGGYDOG
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    Mina Avera has every piece of history of her mysterious past she could ever need. She was a Val, a small, wealthy group of the population, which tortured, enslaved, and pushed around the Specs. But as her true origin unvails, a strange locket, a shady, rebellious horde of Specs, and the "Mother" she never wanted shed light on her true, short childhood. At least, the childhood she never imagined.
  • Oasis (Larry Stylinson) by TheManagement
    TheManagement
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    How much can one kiss change a relationship? And how long can that relationship last?
  • Free From Black And White by InvisibleContrast
    InvisibleContrast
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    My name is Asparagus Kelly. Here in Province Three, we are governed by a set of officials. The most prominent occupations taken up by people of our province is Law or something related to education or science. Our Province is the prized jewel of The Country. Only the most intellectual and educated people reside here. Educators from our Province sometimes visit other provinces to teach them because their educational facilities are almost always understaffed. They are the only people ever allowed to leave our province. It's not like we're trapped here. I mean, why would we want to leave? At the age of seventeen, we are provided with a suitable match, generally from the same province. The couple would then spend a year betrothed and then get married. I thought this system was great, wonderful even, until I fell in love. Not only did I fall for someone who would never be paired with me, that someone was a woman. Our love would never survive here in The Provinces. So What Do We Do?
  • Incorrect cats quotes by PlayfulPints-
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    ^^^
  • Chainsaw by user55568292
    user55568292
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    When the pilot of Brianne's plane suddenly had a heart attack from eating too many twinkie-like snacks over the forest, an amazing survival story unfolded.
  • Damn it, Jim, eat your vegetables! by TFALokiwriter
    TFALokiwriter
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    Inspired by this--> https://speedygal.tumblr.com/post/160336739460/speedygal-medbaycaptain-mcbonescoy#notes
  • Why Arzaylea is a Bitch by httpshemmo
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    Here is why Arzaylea is a bitch and I hate her :-)
  • Emojis by Zipdawg
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    Emojis
  • Every Little Memory by musicalsweets
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    Imagine being given the gift of sight; the ability to peer into the world beyond, where the souls of the dead walk. Lingering in the very place you live, roaming amongst the streets of your hometown...Shades of a time long past and only you can see them. Such is the life of Anima, a young woman belonging to a race known as the Seers. She is literally one of a kind, being the last of the ones who can speak with the deceased. Though her kind was eliminated one by one and forced her to hiding, she continues to use her gift. Not only can she see the souls of the dearly departed, but she can view their complete memories; visions of the past. With journal in hand, she records all that she encounters, hoping the past will aid her in her present struggles. Follow Anima as she witnesses the memories of a free-spirited wolf demon, a tempermental demon king, a noble knight, a gentle young girl, an unfortunate author, a murderous thief, and more. ---- Collection of stories for a Crayola Colors 100 Themes challenge. Each chapter corrosponds with a theme on the list.
  • a asparagus and a breadstick by 5sosbaegel
    5sosbaegel
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    by me
  • Esperance x Alyssa by FloatinFarts
    FloatinFarts
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    Alyssa sees a sexy girl and that sexy girl is Esperance
  • All Green in the World by PowerPuffPutas
    PowerPuffPutas
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      Parts 1