Historias de Assert

Have you ever wanted to take the world hostage with a large cannon that shoots nothing but BBQ sauce and melted cheese? Have you ever wanted to claim your delicious revenge on the insolent mortals that challenged you when you were younger? Even if you have not felt the desire to crush the world in the palm of your hand read this book anyway and I promise I won't find you and lick your sandwiches just before you eat them. Did I mention I'm an evil genius?

The gig of a lifetime. One gig could depend on whether the band Crash No Assert is signed or whether they have to give up their dreams of being professional museums. They want to travel the world, chane lives....save lifes. We find out if every wish is granted, and if fame is really as amazing as it is portrayed.

Lets see a girl named Dominique Patterson fight of zombies with her friends

An informative book written by former terrorist, Nagito Komeada