Asshat Stories

Bad boy-alexander- aka asshat- does drugs but is laid back. Very intimidating to everyone but not Sam. He is intrigued by Sam when he realizes that she and him are similar in many ways. No girl would dare be a smart ass to the guy who could make your life a living hell. But sam is different. Nerd-well at least that's what Alexander calls her- she wears glasses and loves to read. The only thing is she gets average grades and smokes. The only people that know about that side of her is her best friend Zack and maybe just maybe she is hiding something that's been haunting her from her past. "That's none of your fucking business asshat!" I exclaim. "Asshat?" He looks at me amused. "I don't have fuckin time for your shit so step to the side like a good boy and stay outta my way." I say pushing him to the side.

Honestly I gave up a long time ago... just read this ish it only takes a few minutes idrc

Rachel Chloe Brown, 19 years old, she is Rich and lives with her family, it was bound that when she reached 20 she will marry the son of her father's business partner. Her father didn't tell her that until she was 19, so when her father told her that, she was mad not knowing they had been planning that, after that she planned to get out of the country and stay with her best friend Annabeth Robinson. She introduced her to a job and then met someone called Lance Lockhart Enough summary and read the story😂😘

To Mîtchell. I have been a douche. A big one. I'm just insecure and I feel like nobody gives a crap. I realise that you do. If you see this, Kik me. I am truly sorry. From Eli

Made for asshat about meeting her lover , the cowboy 😂😂

best buds Orian and Blue find themselves in a littllee bit of a pickle when they try to help two girls near death but the girls grabed them and the eyes change colour.... there fricking eyes ! i donno bout you but most eyes don't do the crap! they tell them to run and hide till morning but from what? soon after the find they can talk and shift int there giant ass foxes Aya and Sage ! the have one reation at first ...HELL TO DA NAW after freaking out for a good hour or two, they realise its pretty freaking awesome! they try go about there live hiding the (awesome)secret from the world but the two boys they met before the 'insodent' start to act weird,and they smell werid... but a good weird mind that! and then the ASSHATS! kidnaped them! like MANNERS MUCH!? after trying to escape like a NORMAL person would the they descover that they are giant ass wolves.... FRICKING WERE WOLVES and claim there there mates and the sexest mother cluckers expect them to fall into there arms. they soon find them selfs in danger and there sarcastic combacks ? well aint helping. can they trust the boys with there secret? OMG THIS IS MA FIRST BOOK!! i need feed back!! love yas xoxo bye bitches!

-------- Based on the k drama Level up. I will not directly copy! But I will base MY story on this drama since I loved it so much :) -------- "YAH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

We've all met assholes, now there's a guide on how to deal with them!

best friends Blue and Orian get them selfs into quite a pickle when 2 guys come crashing into there life...literally they attempt to save two girls 'close to death', that ended up being bullshit because the can only die like 2 ways but whatever I don't hold a grudge, the girls grab there arms and they notice they glowing eyes, I don't know bout you but eyes? yea...they don't normally do that. the girls tell them to run, run and hide, but from what? they soon discover they can talk and shift into giant foxes, aya and cayza after freaking out for an hour (or two....) they realise it pretty awesome, aya and cayza tell them not to disclose there secret so they carry out there lives as normal, that is until the two guys they met before the well... 'incident' start to act strange, and they also smell weird...but a good weird, the kind of good weird you want to find in candle form but then the ASS HATS just HAD to go and kidnaped them.. I mean MANNERS!? so while try to escape like any NORMAL person would, they descover they also can shift into giant.. ass... wolves... FREAKING WERE WOLFS, damn these girls just cant catch a brake, they claim the girls are there mates and expect them to just run into there arms! cause "that what girls do" (sexist pigs) after umm... accidently setting free 'the king of rouges' (which is a VERY stupid name btw ) they soon discover they are in danger ,but this it the obvious threat? and there sacasm? umm yea aint helping, its like life constantly wants to kick them in the teeth or something blue starts to head to wards a downwards spiral that soon gets out of hand, will Blues and orians relationship survive? can they trust the guys with there secrets? but after all...you can't out fox the fox... see what I did there?

Beta readers needed. For one day every year, the adult humans of earth shift into another body. Be it the body of a friend or a colleague or a stranger, it didn't matter, for the general consensus assumed the shift to be with your intended other half. More commonly known as your soulmate. Carly Trudge has just turned twenty one, thus ensuring her to be old enough to experience the change, despite her disdain for the occurrence. A complication arises in the form of feelings for her new roommate Harrison Reed. Harrison is a twenty four year old man with a grudge. For three years he has yearned to experience the change and know his soulmate, but fate had other plans. With time running out until his father's deadline, the playboy must find his soulmate and marry, or risk losing his inheritance forever. The two are trapped on a roundabout of feelings as they race towards the Transfiguratus Diem, but only time will tell if their feelings are reciprocated.

Harry goes through an early creature inheritance due to the about of abuse he receives from his uncle. He finds out that he has a mate and was lied to by someone he look up to. All of his friends have lied to him. He doesn't know who to trust anymore. what happens when Harry decides he is going to talk to his mate for the first time since Cedric died. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. all rights, besides what I add to the story line, go to J.K Rowling. Enjoy the story!

you are a senior in high school and you have a huge crush on the apparent asshole of the school. what do you do? should you tell him? I guess you'll just have to find out

The neighbourhood children know the story of the terrible clown, it killed family's and stole beloved pets and use them in satanic rituals. His name was Jumbo. It's been 28 years and the story's have started back up. Someone found jumbos hiding spot... now there's hell to pay

In which I decided to listen to their conversation which leads me to hearing him say, "Protect her, protect Allyson at all cost."

It's a picture book and its this one kid mostly and he's an asshole so we're just making sure that people know this