Asshats Stories

Bad boy-alexander- aka asshat- does drugs but is laid back. Very intimidating to everyone but not Sam. He is intrigued by Sam when he realizes that she and him are similar in many ways. No girl would dare be a smart ass to the guy who could make your life a living hell. But sam is different. Nerd-well at least that's what Alexander calls her- she wears glasses and loves to read. The only thing is she gets average grades and smokes. The only people that know about that side of her is her best friend Zack and maybe just maybe she is hiding something that's been haunting her from her past. "That's none of your fucking business asshat!" I exclaim. "Asshat?" He looks at me amused. "I don't have fuckin time for your shit so step to the side like a good boy and stay outta my way." I say pushing him to the side.

not 100% sure where this story is going to go, but here's a summary so far... Kalila Lilian Matthews is a 19 year old girl from the small town of Belmont Bay. She spends her time working at the only Inn in this beautiful town that her parents happen to own. But because of her past and how dull her future looks she is depressed. What happens when a boy walks into her room, thinking it's his, and catches her trying to do something completely insane? This is the story of Kalila. How will it unfold?

We've all met assholes, now there's a guide on how to deal with them!

It's a picture book and its this one kid mostly and he's an asshole so we're just making sure that people know this

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Random stuff I write when I feel like I'm done

To Mîtchell. I have been a douche. A big one. I'm just insecure and I feel like nobody gives a crap. I realise that you do. If you see this, Kik me. I am truly sorry. From Eli

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You just married. It's a little chunk of your life

you are a senior in high school and you have a huge crush on the apparent asshole of the school. what do you do? should you tell him? I guess you'll just have to find out

read (:

The neighbourhood children know the story of the terrible clown, it killed family's and stole beloved pets and use them in satanic rituals. His name was Jumbo. It's been 28 years and the story's have started back up. Someone found jumbos hiding spot... now there's hell to pay

Harry goes through an early creature inheritance due to the about of abuse he receives from his uncle. He finds out that he has a mate and was lied to by someone he look up to. All of his friends have lied to him. He doesn't know who to trust anymore. what happens when Harry decides he is going to talk to his mate for the first time since Cedric died. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. all rights, besides what I add to the story line, go to J.K Rowling. Enjoy the story!

best friends Blue and Orian get them selfs into quite a pickle when 2 guys come crashing into there life...literally they attempt to save two girls 'close to death', that ended up being bullshit because the can only die like 2 ways but whatever I don't hold a grudge, the girls grab there arms and they notice they glowing eyes, I don't know bout you but eyes? yea...they don't normally do that. the girls tell them to run, run and hide, but from what? they soon discover they can talk and shift into giant foxes, aya and cayza after freaking out for an hour (or two....) they realise it pretty awesome, aya and cayza tell them not to disclose there secret so they carry out there lives as normal, that is until the two guys they met before the well... 'incident' start to act strange, and they also smell weird...but a good weird, the kind of good weird you want to find in candle form but then the ASS HATS just HAD to go and kidnaped them.. I mean MANNERS!? so while try to escape like any NORMAL person would, they descover they also can shift into giant.. ass... wolves... FREAKING WERE WOLFS, damn these girls just cant catch a brake, they claim the girls are there mates and expect them to just run into there arms! cause "that what girls do" (sexist pigs) after umm... accidently setting free 'the king of rouges' (which is a VERY stupid name btw ) they soon discover they are in danger ,but this it the obvious threat? and there sacasm? umm yea aint helping, its like life constantly wants to kick them in the teeth or something blue starts to head to wards a downwards spiral that soon gets out of hand, will Blues and orians relationship survive? can they trust the guys with there secrets? but after all...you can't out fox the fox... see what I did there?

Honestly I gave up a long time ago... just read this ish it only takes a few minutes idrc