Attemptatbeingfunny Stories

I have read Murdle Fanfiction on AO3, but found none on Wattpad. Okay, this ain't fanfic, this is incorrect quotes, but still. Spoilers? I don't know. We'll see. Also, s...

Who's overly cocky, sarcastic, irritating, owns a deathtrap for an automobile and loves his coffee bitter with a little bit of sugar? Well for that, you're going to have...