Attemptatcomedy Stories

Clara Goetia spent her whole life watching her sister Octavia be dotted on and spoiled in ways she never was. But she wanted to believe her father still cared about her deep down, no matter how many times he left her behind in favour of Octavia. She forced herself to believe that. Until the night she walked in on him having sex with an imp man. Clara confides this to her mother, and soon she isn't just a daughter anymore- she is a voluntary pawn in her mother's plot to have her cheating husband assassinated. But as the strike grows closer, Clara starts to wonder: Is being a disciple in this plot going to cost her more than just her conscience? Will revenge really make her feel less hollowed out? In her mother's grand design, every pawn is eventually expendable.

Jack's just a tired, sleep-deprived, 9-to-5 single dad who's trying to find a will to live. His kids are his entire life, and his ex is the only one he even speaks to, since he's pretty estranged from his family. Until his eldest, John Jr., gets in a fight with another boy. And when he goes to the principal's office, to apologize even though his son 100% won the fight, he finds out the principal is actually super hot. Well fuck.

She's one of the most desired girls in U.A. High school. She's intelligent, strong, attractive, and has an incredible quirk for heroism. On the flip side, he is a loser, a nerd, a nobody, until one faithful day when things decided to go his way. Now he's one of the most captivating men in the country! A model, a scientist, and of course. The amazing! The spectacular! The sensational! The ultimate-... *Ahem* Okay, okay! He is your Friendly Neighborhood SPIDER-MAN! Currently under construction.

What happens when characters from my favorite fandoms get a chatroom account. This fanfic will include Madoka Magica, Little Busters, Gakkou Gurashi, Doki Doki Literature Club, RWBY, and my FNAW series.

This is my attempt, as a 13 year old girl, to describe my thoughts of my life in a way that has a small chance of making one chuckle slightly in remark . Or, as I prefer, a description of life through the eyes of the cynical and sarcastic. I am afraid that, in this, I will come across pretentious or arrogant, rest assured, I am both.

A human was found in the lowest ring of Hell. Nobody knows the reason why and how they were even in the place of damnation in the first place, even themselves are clueless, but we all know that being alive in the afterlife is dangerous.

William Afton has a business plan and nobody is safe from this British man's crusty fingers. A Oneshot. (Might be a series of oneshots)

Marisondra Rose Parker, a typical nerd-looking kind of American girl. She wears glasses but with no lenses, prefers jeans and t-shirts or a knee-length skirt with a nice shirt. She has always been alone. She has her insecurities, just like some girls. She doesn't think she's pretty, she thinks her singing and dancing skills are average, she doesn't think that she'll find love at all...... ......that is, until he comes along. His name, Kim Jongdae, a typical popular guy, he has it all, awesome friends, money, and every girl practically drooling over him. But the only one he notices when he transfers to her school with his friends, all of them new to it and America, is Marisondra, and he doesn't know what it is, but he winds up getting this feeling of wanting to get to know her. Will she fall for him? Or will her past with bullying and being lied to ruin her chances at love? Only you can find out. Read my friends, and find out if you want to. Let the drama...... . . . . ......begin.

Just stuff I've sort of.Probably Will contain the same characters

Kanai Nobu, an ordinary guy, what can I say? He has average grades, average looks and overall just average. But many people do agree that he was amazing at soccer, the best is what his mother would say. One day he was out on his morning jog and met a cat that lead him to a tree and knocked him out. Kanai Nobu awakes as Sugiyama Yuki who has no family nor a known background, continue to read and support Kanai Nobu, now Sugiyama Yuki on a journey to make this body known as a soccer star.

"Life is only there to live it at its fullest." "FELIX KIM! GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND GET OFF THAT PHONE!" "Except sometimes you need to back down and restrict it a bit. YEA, OKAY I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK MOM!"

"who's Rem?" is all everyone asks, but no one asks "how's Rem". Well, she's fine. Subaru isn't though.

A collection of stories centered around the modern Legend of the Pokemon world, the myth himself- Trainer Red. From coming down from Mt. Silver after years of radio silence just to participate on a tournament, to scenes that occur in his daily life, Red takes the whole world by storm- One awkward act at a time. Featuring Red as a soft, clumsy guy with an awkward demeanor yet having a high affinity with Pokemon. Red, the mysterious Champion of Kanto, charms the world with his endearing personality underneath that stoic exterior. (DISCLAIMER: OOC-ness for Red. If you dislike this portrayal of Red's personality, then I advise going to another story to enjoy. This is all for fun from an author who never really author-ed but the delusional brainrots got the better of them.)