Attemptathumor Stories

after his best friend was caught in a scandalous affair with a professor, Felix proposed a desperate deal with the only witness: Hwang Hyunjin. to buy Hyunjin's silence, Felix agreed to 'do anything' for him, fully expecting to be treated like a servant... only to end up discovering something he hadn't known about himself.

⇛ [ m. yandere emperor x m. reader ] Stuck in a fantasy webcomic that you absolutely hated, you decide to make do with your situation and try to survive this world. But with the foreboding knowledge of a future tyrant and war, how detached can you really be? | DUAL-POSTING ON QUOTEV |

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

naruto / total drama crossover modern era × Outhouse - Hinata × "The camp is nice...different from the pictures, but still, its- nice?" × Outhouse - Heather × "This dingy camp looks like it was abandoned halfway through construction. Maybe I'll get lucky and one of the roofs gives out so I can sue them for endangerment." Or, Hinata ends up spending her summer on a new, up-and-coming reality TV show. ___ everything belongs to their rightful owners!

So in this story it'll be the usual. Though Ciel doesn't wear his eyepatch, he just covers his eye with his hair. He does still have the purple eye and the brand mark. Hes the new student and he gets bullied on the first day, and I swear I'll try to make this story with as much humor as possible. Sebastian IS STILL A STUDENT SORRY UM, MOVING ON! HE LIKES DIC- UM HES BI! SHIT IM SORRY! HES THE POPULAR JOCK KID THATS JUST LIKE "YEAH IMMA GO FUK A HOE WITH MEH FRANDS BRUH LES GO" nah -.-

tea: why you talking as if you ain't built like a keebler elf crumpets: FOUL 💀💀 ------ The pros of blue lock behind cameras (bars). written on pure impulse, don't come after me lmao

Not sure, honestly. Disclaimer: May or may not shamelessly steal from Shitpost Bot on Twitter

I suck at descriptions, so I'm just gonna say what this is about. Hunter Singh is a fifteen-year-old sophomore who is basically raising her eight-year-old little brother. She meets these boys first day of sophomore year and you'll find out the rest. 💕❤️👌

Seven friends decide to go on holiday to blow off steam before heading back to school. Little did they know their adventure will soon be a ticking time bomb.

The Sand's princess was kidnapped by the Akatsuki Wizard Guild, and its up to Knight captain Naruto and his team (Sakura and Shikamaru) to rescue her! But... something about the assignment doesn't feel right to Shikamaru. In fact, he knows that the Sand is lying to them, and Shikamaru won't stop until he gets to the bottom of it.

Best friends, Levi and Eren, are stuck fighting a war in the apocalyptic world of Titans. They always have each other's backs and will do anything to help the other survive. Living in a world where humans are the prey isn't easy, but when Levi develops feelings for his best friend Eren... things get a little more complicated. This was originally up on ClarySade, but for some reason I can no longer access that account. This is the exact same fic, but this one will be able to be completed. Sorry for the complication, and enjoy reading!

'The moment Chan turned around in a big swivel chair, clicking the lights on as he did so, Jisung knew he was screwed'.

Hello guys yes another story and this one was requested by Asami2nene thank you for the request !!ATTENTION!! This is currently in edit But if you are interested in the story plot this is what i decided might change and add more spice. The reader is dead and is currently hunting the school and your the youngest of The Yugi Twins that is Hanako a.k.a Amane Yugi and Tsukasa Yugi. i will make this fic as gender neutral as i am not very good at making a male y/n fic or female y/n fic. and please excuse the cover i lit posted this at 2021 and kinda lowkey forgot i had this fic-

*imsohot has added icecream to the chat* icecream: the person who added me is not hot imsohot: well screw you too . . . txt meets on a group chat and things go from there Other K-pop groups are mentioned in the tags** I promise I try to be funny, I'm sorry if this isn't! *WARNING:: swearing, (maybe) sexual jokes, drinking, and crackheads Enjoy reading! *DISCLAIMER: This is pure fiction. This is all for story purposes. I am not insulting any member from any groups. Started: November 25, 2023 Ended:

A piece of foolish or silly behaviour. Midari's stupid choices (again) causes Sayaka and Mary to turn into toddlers. The Momobami twins have to take care of them and they're not very good at it. They seek help from many people. Terano finds herself having to babysit to children. One who cries too much and one who bites people too much. Midari struggles to find a cure.

Yup, Hoseok was definitely going to murder someone tonight and it would be one Kim Taehyung. Poor kid, only 21, probably never got laid. Or A story where the members of BTS are 100% done with Taehyung's rants about Santa Claus being real. They just want a nice, peaceful Christmas, is that too much to ask for? Unfortunately, yes, when they find themselves on a mysterious train headed to the....North Pole? Is Taehyung right after all? Is Santa real? Or are they taking a pointless trip to the middle of no where? Will Hoseok end up strangling Taehyung or will they meet the man in the red suit? So many questions and all will be answered on the night of Christmas Eve.