Attemptathumor Stories

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

4 Tanji :heart: :heart:

​🇵​​🇦​​🇷​​🇦​​🇩​​🇮​​🇸​​🇪​ ​🇮​​🇸​ ​🇦​​🇳​ ​🇮​​🇩​​🇪​​🇦​, ​🇳​​🇴​​🇹​ ​🇦​ ​🇵​​🇱​​🇦​​🇨​​🇪​ ── .✦ Elpis is no one. In any other life, you wouldn't have minded, but having been reborn as an NPC in Amphoreus of all places meant you're guaranteed a death flag. So, in typical isekai protagonist fashion, try your damndest not to die! PHAINON X FEM READER

Best friends, Levi and Eren, are stuck fighting a war in the apocalyptic world of Titans. They always have each other's backs and will do anything to help the other survive. Living in a world where humans are the prey isn't easy, but when Levi develops feelings for his best friend Eren... things get a little more complicated. This was originally up on ClarySade, but for some reason I can no longer access that account. This is the exact same fic, but this one will be able to be completed. Sorry for the complication, and enjoy reading!

*imsohot has added icecream to the chat* icecream: the person who added me is not hot imsohot: well screw you too . . . txt meets on a group chat and things go from there Other K-pop groups are mentioned in the tags** I promise I try to be funny, I'm sorry if this isn't! *WARNING:: swearing, (maybe) sexual jokes, drinking, and crackheads Enjoy reading! *DISCLAIMER: This is pure fiction. This is all for story purposes. I am not insulting any member from any groups. Started: November 25, 2023 Ended:

To some, it is difficult to find love, no matter how hard you search. Yet, Kim Minseok found his chilling in a tree one fine summer day.

'I'll be the actor staring in your wet dreams' A what supposed to be a full book turns into a one-shot bc i ran out of ideas

❝ i found my sweet escape when i'm alone with you.❞ - @straykidsfanatic2019

It's honestly random shit that I write in the middle of the night instead of sleeping... I just wanna put them out here so that I don't lose them later for future memories... If you read this ... well I hope you don't cringe and just enjoy the ride I guess (>_<)'

Waking from a comma, Cloud Strife was visited by a LOVELESS deity that told him it was his birthright to rule not only the domain of Exodus his father left him -that was currently in ruin because of a demon like king -but the entire Planet as well, which would be easier to believe if here weren't short, scrawny and seriously lacking wings.

*THIS STORY COMES LATER IN THE UNIVERSES THAT IT CONTAINS. THIS BOOK WILL NOT HAVE A NEW PART PUBLISHED UNTIL THE OTHERS ARE COMPLETED* Books in the Series Joseph's Universe - Aceptance Cecilia's Universe: - Water-Spider The universe where CJ resides: full of superslanics, Smash Characters, idiotic villains... Yeah that's about it. Then there's the fabulous MCU, with amazing heroes, great villains (well, you know what I mean), and your favorite superhero... Well, now I'm just getting ahead of myself. CJ: Water-Spider, I can take it from here. Water-Spider: Absolutely not. CJ: Leave. Water-Spider: No CJ: Then silence. Water-Spider: Has that ever worked? CJ: Whatever, we were all going about our usual business, but the WAL just had the Asgardian Sword stolen-- Water-Spider: Actually, no. The sword was stolen FROM ASGARD. We have NO associations with it, except for the fact that we were retrieving it. CJ (choosing to ignore Water-Spider's comment): --and taken to another universe. And our "favorite" heroes are sent to retrieve it, running into our other favorite kids. Water-Spider: Nah, we're the favorites. CJ (still ignoring Water-Spider): After a short battle, the teams both come to terms with each other, and team up. Water-Spider: This has to be the worst description in the history of descriptions! Cecilia: You know what, you both suck! I'm telling it, and nobody is allowed to say a word, or neither of you get a part. Understand?! Okay. *inhales* So they meet up, join forces, you got that... But one night, Water-Spider's mind wanders in a nightmare, allowing her to see exactly what they're after. Joseph: and all of this brings up another unspoken saying of supers: No matter where you go, a threat follows. Cecilia: It's about darn time we finished that. Just please read. We hope you like it! :)

Thaila and Carloz get into a situation that they were not expecting... Thaila belongs to me, Carloz belongs to Corrideox.

Poems... Enjoy

As I start these entries, with no true interest in it, I hope that it is understood that this is my shared diary with you, and only you, Alexander. I will not release this to the public, but you can do as you please with it after I've died. So for now, this is only for us, so I can keep you updated.

naruto / total drama crossover modern era × Outhouse - Hinata × "The camp is nice...different from the pictures, but still, its- nice?" × Outhouse - Heather × "This dingy camp looks like it was abandoned halfway through construction. Maybe I'll get lucky and one of the roofs gives out so I can sue them for endangerment." Or, Hinata ends up spending her summer on a new, up-and-coming reality TV show. ___ everything belongs to their rightful owners!

Onscreen kissing had always been awkward and something Alec dreaded. Then, for his first show, he gets a new love interest with whom the lines between private and professional are blurred. Also, kissing takes off to a whole new level.

I thought that I was alone in this, that I was the freak everybody said. That was until I found him across the room. I knew I wasn't alone .... and that was all the invitation I needed to glide across the room and kiss him.

" Once upon a time, long ago, there lived a girl named Cinderella, that had her dreams come true with a bipity, bopity, boo. Now fairy tales are much more harder to find. ---------------------------- Iris Toranto is living with her step mom and step sisters with her mother dead and her father gone most of the time. But Iris doesn't want a prince or some fairytale, she stop believing in those years ago. She already has a name for herself in school and 'damsel in distress' isn't one of them. Even though the school sees her as the baddest of the bad, her steps are the ones really pulling the strings and she has to follow or else who would keep the peace? With her being almost cut off from life outside her steps, she doesn't realise when her fairytale magic is going on. Soon enough the glass slipper is dropped and a search has begun. But she can't reveal herself, because who knows would want her as the mystery girl? (Definitely not her stepsisters) Plus when one secret comes out, it's going to be harder to be out of *that* spotlight and sooner than she can snap her finger, the whole school would know who exactly Iris Toranto is. Is being with her 'prince' worth the trouble? Or will the stepsisters finally win in this fairytale?

"Hold the fuck up, Cupid. Your client is that one with blue pubes and snot all over his mouth. The last time I checked, my pubes are red and I jerked off to myself. So why are you searching me a boy to love?" Finn Blue Rowan's best friend is downright obnoxious. With three scores of rejection and a medal for the unnecessary determination, Nathaniel is still the loser. Yet, a simple wish born out of loyalty and love gives birth to something beautiful yet very uncanny. Finn thinks he's going to be sick. [Cover/graphic is created by ghibli_book]

A sngy fic based on the song not another song about love, by hollywood ending!