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Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

Many people have heard of the story, Journey to The West, with the story centered on the pilgrims and the great Tang monk. But what of the characters outside of their story? People who have faced their own suffering and earned happy endings in glory and power. The Camel Ridge brothers were known in the story as the three malicious demons who planned to devour the Tang monk and gain immortality or perhaps gain higher power from the holy flesh. The Azure lion, Yellow tusk elephant, and Golden-winged eagle. Three are sworn brothers with similar goals and motives, though both Azure lion and Yellow tusk only aimed to eat the Tang monk, while the Golden-winged eagle wished to grant the monk as a gift to the peacock princess and pursue marriage. But what if there's more to the story than what is given? What if the brothers' have a greater goal in mind? What if the peacock princess has more to her character? What if the relationship between the eagle and the peacock isn't all there is to the written book?

Who would've thought that a pair of socks would destroy every last drop of Bertholdt's composure

naruto / total drama crossover modern era × Outhouse - Hinata × "The camp is nice...different from the pictures, but still, its- nice?" × Outhouse - Heather × "This dingy camp looks like it was abandoned halfway through construction. Maybe I'll get lucky and one of the roofs gives out so I can sue them for endangerment." Or, Hinata ends up spending her summer on a new, up-and-coming reality TV show. ___ everything belongs to their rightful owners!

Mark Lee, whose punches knock people out, kills without flinching and lacks of emotions is entrusted by his Boss to take care of his 10 year old son Lucas. The problem? Mark hates kids. Mark Lee|Haechan

"your delulu." "I know" "Ur insane" "I know" "Ur-" "Jesus bro your grammar-"

Katsuki is a first year at U.A. highschool. He has a good group of friends who rival (well more just Katsuki) Dekus group. Deku has always seen Katsuki as a friend and a rival. Living in dorms and on campus is amazing until one side of class 1-As dorms and some of the people on that side have to share rooms. What happens when katsukis room is ambushed by an all might fan, and they have no choice but to share a bed? What will happen when 8 Letters come to Katsuki's mind every time he sees a specific greenette? Stay tuned to find out! Ok this story is inspired by a song called 8 Letters by why don't we. I have an Oc, like always, in this. No art or music or videos are mine. Mha does not belong to me. I will work on my other stories along with this one. enjoy the book.

XxDecayGodxX: I'm telling Sensei this groupchat was a mistake Not Argonian: anime was a mistake but you don't see me complaining XxDecayGodxX: Who ever said that? Not Argonian: hayao miyazaki. you know, one of the guys behind studio ghibli XxDecayGodxX: I'm fighting him Not Argonian: please don't fight the father of anime XxDecayGodxX: These hands are rated E for Everyone Not Argonian: oh my god

Drabbles of KinnPorsche and VegasPete. A self-indulgent Fic because you know, withdrawal symptoms. But what if Porsche adopts Wei Ying ^^ Wishing KPTS cast well in their future endeavours!

Not sure, honestly. Disclaimer: May or may not shamelessly steal from Shitpost Bot on Twitter

Yuuki Kazuto is a quiet shell of what he once was. Locking up his true self deep in his heart. Aiming to be a hero is going to be tough; especially with being shy and quiet when his quirk needs him to be loud. Will Yuuki stay the quiet kid or will he break out his shell and face his fears with his new friends? Only time will tell. I Do not own Boku No Hero Academia! Only my oc's!! Crossposting on Ao3 and Fanfiction.Net!! Rated T for Bakugou and a few depressing themes.

Nara always longs for a life-like coming-of-age movie she watches in her spare time. An exciting life with a dreamy love interest or a best friend that will always be by her side and help her go through a crazy day and try to conquer the world together. She craves that intimate and deep connection. Until one day, a beautiful girl who looked like the main character of a perfect coming-of-age movie come and banged at her door on Friday morning and forcefully tried to befriend Nara.

"I have fallen many times in my life and I have to admit that every single fall had been painful than the previous one . For the first time in my existence, I've fallen hard and still DROWNING, but this one , is blissful."

[GENDER NEUTRAL READER] Maybe it wasn't the greatest idea, and maybe you should've thought about it more but you were happy. Sure you didn't have shoes or pants on and you were probably dead in your world but it was all for the sake of your happiness. You are grateful you decided to sell your soul.

These are mostly gonna be based off my MB Skits and are for my followers and myself more than anything. I'm actually the person who doesn't really like to read one-shots (I get too emotionally attached to certain one-shots and get all sad when they end) but here I am making one shots LOLLL Love y'all!

"Seriously Donghyuck? Ketchup?" "Happy Birthday bitch!" . . . A story wherein Mark Lee receives too much attention because he was labelled as the image of perfection while Lee Dongyuck hates popular people with a passion.

When Jaune sacrificed himself to destroy the Grimm he expected a quiet afterlife where he would now rest and be with close friends and loved ones lost from the war with Salem. Instead he finds himself morphed into the visage of the mortal enemy of Remnant and in a new world of girls with the armaments of what appeared to be great war era ships. If that wasn't enough, the world was under attack by an all female race of aliens hellbent on destroying humanity. Despite all of this, he couldn't let the lives of the innocent be shed. So no matter the obstacle, the corruption, and the enemy, he would uphold his duty and oaths as a both a hunter and the grand protector.

Being neurodivergent, maybe, kind-of queer (she doesn't know yet), and adopted without a single other girl in her house, fifteen year old Star has enough problems on her plate. Being in high school is hard enough, but when she starts displaying freakishly supernatural strength, it gets a lot worse. Then, right at the epitome of a prevailing identity crisis, shit hits the fan, and Star's country is invaded by a violent, weirdly religious nation called Callila, who seems particularly hellbent on taking over the entire continent for their god. Star and her friends are dragged out of their safe, loving world by their ankles and thrust into one full of deceit, barely concealed sexism and homophobia, and superiority complexes rooted in classism. Star learns that she has an alleged relation to a long dead court noble she couldn't care less about and meets Arlen, an enigmatic, if slightly annoying, prince who seems hellbent on protecting her from the true evilness that lurks around her while helping her hone her new found strength, which is slowly but steadily creeping out of control. But as time continues to pass and tensions grow higher, Star hears whispers about a growing rebellion that could dissolve the current monarchy and bring her back home. She decides to help, along with her friends, and begins to realize that being young does not exclude her from the horrors of war, and she is faced with the fact that even if she is able to return home, nothing-not even her-will ever be the same. *Basically, a YA novel with teenagers being teenagers, more gay, more diversity, a lot more swearing, and darker humor. Something I'm writing for fun. Give it a shot if you so wish.

just a compilation of Kim Dokja being chaotic and an absolute menace