histórias de Attemptathumor

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

after his best friend was caught in a scandalous affair with a professor, Felix proposed a desperate deal with the only witness: Hwang Hyunjin. to buy Hyunjin's silence, Felix agreed to 'do anything' for him, fully expecting to be treated like a servant... only to end up discovering something he hadn't known about himself.

"Starting from today you are mine, everything you own, your body, your mind, your heart, all of it will be mine. Understand?" " Y-yes master." OR Rich mafia boss Yoongi buys himself a bunny hybrid named Jungkook. STARTED: 28/07/17 END: ?

XxDecayGodxX: I'm telling Sensei this groupchat was a mistake Not Argonian: anime was a mistake but you don't see me complaining XxDecayGodxX: Who ever said that? Not Argonian: hayao miyazaki. you know, one of the guys behind studio ghibli XxDecayGodxX: I'm fighting him Not Argonian: please don't fight the father of anime XxDecayGodxX: These hands are rated E for Everyone Not Argonian: oh my god

Hadrian Peverell dies so that Harrison (Harry) James Potter can live. The sacrifice appears to be in naught since no one-not even Harry himself-remembers the existence of the man...or so it seems. Or, as his fourth year ends and Harry, who, finds himself back in Privet Drive for his end of year break, gains a new...quirk. His inner voice suddenly doesn't quite sound like himself. It's more sassy, more (questionably)wise...and more bitter... And not to mention the increasing amount of déjà vu he is experiencing. Or, after Harry Potter dies for the second (should he count it as his second death or third? Well, technically, it should be his third death, right?) time since no two same souls can co-exist in the same dimension, he thinks all has been lost. That is until his consciousness awakens in his own younger self's mind, and he sets to convince his counterpart that, "No, Harry, you are not mad (hysteric maybe, but not mad) if you listen to the (again, questionably) wise words of your inner mind." Or, Harry might not find being Death's master very flattering...but that doesn't mean Death is going to give up on Harry, not so soon. Along with Life, Death gifts Harry with another chance, a third chance to set things right...after all, third time's the charm, right? This work is the second installment of the book 'Double Trouble' and the second work of the series 'The Gift Of Death' and can be read as a stand alone (probably). Harry Potter does not belong to me. It is the sole property of J.K. Rowling.

Jake was furious, every thread of his being was boiling in one hundred percent pure rage. He thinks if anyone got between him and the bag full of illegal shit he hides in the apartment he could -and will- smash them into pieces with his bare ass hands. He is pissed. Is it possible to strangle someone who you share a body with and his insufferable son right now? //// Inspired by chapter 14 of "Our Goldfish Might Be Better Headmates (But I Don't Mind The Ones I've Got)" by Thousandsmiles on ao3!!

Quick summary: Athanasia De Alger Obelia A cute and adventurous girl who's also known as the crown princess finally reach her coming of age. But at that same time she announced that "I don't have any interest in this throne! I rather would like to adventure this world to know it's secrets!" She said. Her father respected this decision of hers and told her to come home at the age of 20. Now how will our young princess Journey go???? [Also Some Random Crossovers]

Requests can do.. Can do ships. I am not expecting this to have reads xD

In which Q quotes Shakespeare at Bond when he's annoyed at him.

Sicktember Day 1: "It's the middle of the night, why are you up?" A few hours later, Alaric woke, strangely dazed. The first thought that crossed his mind was that he should move the bed back from the fire. He was much too hot and drenched in sweat. Groaning softly, he blinked and slowly sat up. He rubbed his aching eyes and, after throwing the covers off, got out of bed. He was just about to start pushing the bed back when he heard Gilbert's voice. "Vati? It's the middle of the night, why are you up?" Germania catches the flu after hunting in autumn. His son Prussia is concerned and enlists help from an unexpected source. Germania is called Alaric, Rome is called Cornelius, and the Holy Roman Empire is referred to as Hans.

But don't you mean 2night? . . Mysta is close to freezing to death, well- that's what he thinks. Until a certain novelist offered his hand to him and decided to maybe save a life. Will they become friends or more? Not sure, just wait for my updates. || Also I'll only update when I feel like it :3

Being a photographer has always been such a huge goal for Riki to achieve. Just thinking of capturing all the creatures, moments, and feelings made him all giggly and happy, preserving memories he may not be able to fully remember in the future. Not knowing pictures aren't the only thing he'll be able to capture.

bachisagizine's BachisagiWeek || Day 2 - Mutual Pining a bachisagi fic inspired by that sapphic mcdonald commercial - - - - - Published on AO3: 2023-06-06 Cross-posted on WTPD: 2023-12-16 This fanfic is written by me, however Blue Lock is not. Blue Lock © Muneyuki Kaneshiro & Nomura Yusuke

nteam & hefc | texting au. in which, han yiying is overtaking the stage during miu's foreign exchange party when she meets the eyes of someone she refuses to acknowledge. word count :: n / a [ includes both upper and lowercase. ] - byyinn, 2023 - 2024

Waking from a comma, Cloud Strife was visited by a LOVELESS deity that told him it was his birthright to rule not only the domain of Exodus his father left him -that was currently in ruin because of a demon like king -but the entire Planet as well, which would be easier to believe if here weren't short, scrawny and seriously lacking wings.

It's honestly random shit that I write in the middle of the night instead of sleeping... I just wanna put them out here so that I don't lose them later for future memories... If you read this ... well I hope you don't cringe and just enjoy the ride I guess (>_<)'

"You're an Angel?" "YOU'RE a Demon?" "... Point taken..." In which a student and tor- teacher found out about one of the most weirdest things yet. Disclaimer: Don't own KHR nor the cover photo only this horrible plot....

"Aww, poor Pika. If only you weren't so short!" Leorio ruffled the shorter man's hair, enjoying the annoyed-yet-flustered look he got in return. "I'm not short! You're just freakishly tall!" "It's ok, Sunshine, you don't have to ashamed! It's really cute." Leorio used his free hand to pinch one of Kurapika's cheeks and pull, earning a more intense annoyed/flustered glare. -------------------- Basically Leorio steals Kurapika's book, shamed him for being short, and then makes him food. (Originally from AO3 idk_bored_09)