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An AI named K43P3R that was originally shipped to be studied at different technology center before being shown to the public and released as a series device, falls out of the back of a government shipment vehicle with a broken door, during a sharp turn and lands directly on the driveway of a young girl. Said young girl, is Kaiah Vellaro, whom had been waiting all day by the window for a Hello Fresh delivery, and saw the entire commotion. She then heads outside to explore (because fictional people don't know how to mind their business) and accidentally releases K43P3R. As the story progresses K43P3R is renamed Kasper, he helps look after Kaiah's younger brother and nan, maintaining the house while Kaiah gets her college degree. Kasper very slowly learns how to feel emotions, and realizes one of the emotions is love for Kaiah. But she rejects him (DONT WORRY THERE'S A SECOND CHANCE, IT SAYS HAPPY ENDING FOR A FUCKING REASON) and after a big fight about how she couldn't be with someone made of metal, he wanders off and shuts himself down (robot suicide), realizing Kasper had gone missing Kaiah and her nan set off to find him, repower him back up, and Kaiah breaks down after coming to terms with the fact, maybe she could love him. Anyway they give it a go, and all goes well. (Notes: If this does well I will try to write a second story where a few years in the future where Kasper's creator's manage to track him down and yada yada yada. Please note i am GENUINELY 13 (2012 baby right here), this is my first time writing something public, i have a chronic illness (hypothyroidism) that makes me very drained and feel quite ill so posts may be irregular. I am infact british so please excuse the sarcasm and the weird spellings like colour and centre. Im Ayla and i'm just here to write. Enjoy my darlings)

Au where john works as an part time mechanic (the joker incidence didn't take place in this au) 😭THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING A FANFIC SO FORGIVE MEE FOR MY GRAMMER

first time writing a fic, idk I've had bingqiu brain rot for the past month or so, take this fluffy mess of mine. may update at a later date to add some *cough cough* spice. also cover art is mine, yes I know its screenshotted from youtube, no you may not know why (it's cause I'm lazy and couldn't bother to transfer my art to my computer)

Random chapters whenever i feel like doing an omori joke Funi On hold or discontinued im not sure anymore

The woe's of being a juicy ass baddie. You only wanted to make a viral TikTok, now you're subjected to humiliations by doughnuts you have the misfortune of calling friend's. Crackfic - attempt at humour - writing exercises

Various Reader-Inserts Steve Rogers x Reader. LESSONS IN RULE BREAKING →As a college student, you have a part-time job - you work at the counter desk in Smithsonian museum in the still relatively new exposition. The Captain America's one. You knew you could get in trouble when breaking the no-newcomers-after-30-minutes-before-the-closing-time rule, but you didn't expect the trouble to look like this. IN THE STRANGEST PLACE (WE JUST MIGHT FIND LOVE) →You're hiding from your boss in a supply closet, minding your own business, when a stranger joins you unexpectedly. This is not a beginning of a steamy story; given the reason you're hanging out in the dark, even a make-out session is honestly the last thing you want to fantasize about right now. But that doesn't mean that the nice man cannot make your day better. NO APOLOGIES NEEDED →She did it again. Your friend left you alone in the bar only to make-out with a guy she just met. So the plan is to go home. Except things rarely go as planned. Then again, this change of plans in the form of a handsome stranger seems rather pleasant. Until it doesn't. SURPRISE ME →Thanks to your friend, you got a job as a P.A. to a director she often works with. With a little help from lady fortune, you actually ended up on set... where Captain America's PSAs for school kids are being filmed. So... the chances are that you're gonna screw up, especially when interacting with Captain Rogers himself. To be fair, it's not your fault the lines are so funny. THE LINE BETWEEN RESPECTFUL AND STUPID →You heard a lot about the famous Captain America - he was a living legend after all, stories about him whispered in the halls of SHIELD at every corner. Being one of the newest recruits turned-agents, you didn't expect to meet the man personally though. And you definitely didn't expect to find out that there was more to the man than his shield and the alleged stick shoved up his ass. HUG IT OUT JUST A HUMAN THE BEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

It is springtime in Teyvat, somewhere in Sumeru, is a lonely cherry tree on a cliff. Cyno was the first to discover this tree. With barely any time to spend his break, he decides to spend it with his loving family. OR Family bonding + Cyno and Tighnari being boyfriends. Crossposted on Ao3 and Wattpad.

This is not a serious one-shot. Also, no hate intended towards anyone 😅

Prequel to 'Lily Petals' Kirari goes to extreme extents to spoil her children whom she loves so much. And Sayaka too. or Kirari being an awesome wife and mother.

New parts on viewer's demand ***** Years passed since they met for the first time.... Now they are facing the world of corruption... In the midst of money, power and on the run... Now, it's upto fate...whether their souls belong to themselves or for each other ***** Content advisory: this story contains fictional elements PS: Book covers are welcomed!!

Deep, ugly sobs racked his body, the person no longer looking like his constant tormentor but a broken child, dealt the wrong cards in life. Evan slowly stepped forward, his footsteps padded by his socks, and hesitated. Taking a slow shuddery breath, unheard over the cries, Evan spoke. - Or Evan finds out things about Michael that he never knew and Michael apologises for his actions. Title from You Belong Here by JT Music

Rapunzel gets a new hairdo and a friend ❤️ A Flynn/Rapunzel oneshot, they are the disney otp!

Ruben Xiao Long-Rose. Pyrrha Nikos. Blake Belladonna. Yang Xiao Long-Rose. Four bright teens. Four aspiring heroes. All aiming to make the world a better place, each lesson at a time at the prestigious Beacon Academy. Watch them in the in brief flashes of their lives as they grow and change before meeting their destiny. https://www.wattpad.com/story/244334764-rnby-volume-one (Link to Volume One)

Faded, nostalgic memories of a happy family, living together with their everyday encounters and problems.

It's better to have ten pigeons outside than have one in your store. No? Well anyway, it is in Ace's case. Nobody told him birds could be this annoying!

"What the kriff happened to you?" Quinlan asked, staring at him with wide eyes. (Day 2 of Commander Fox Week)

Aureate (adj.): Golden, gilded, brilliant or splendid. Made of, or having, the colour of gold. ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ John gets the help he severely needed, and in turn - he's far more stable when he returns to school after a year off. But, he's not completely pieced back together, and goes to school with an ability level that's lower than his actual one. This causes problems, and now with EMBER and Spectre have their eyes on him. Can he stay stable, or will he break?

Tanjiro gets turned into a demon, oh no! Wait, whats that? You need to take him for your crackfic? That's fine, he can be someone else's problem. Or: Exactly what the title says, you frozen mac and cheese. (Also published on AO3 under the same name by yumaya08)