Attemptedhumor Stories

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

Two Competing Companies Two Rival Heirs One Multi-million Dollar Project For decades, the Kims and the Edwards have dominated the construction industry, standing unrivaled at the top. So when the government announces the largest public housing initiative in the nation's history, everyone assumes the contract will go to one of the two industry giants. Then a third competitor emerges. Faced with the possibility of losing both their dominance and the prestigious government project, the rival companies are forced into an uneasy alliance. Unfortunately, the terms of this alliance is far less appealing to their respective heirs. Kim Juhoon and Martin Edwards can barely tolerate each other. Yet over the coming months, they must work side by side to secure the project, carry it out with excellence and stay at the top. Will they? ............................................................................................................. This is only a piece of fiction. I do not mean to offend anyone, nor do I endorse full on toxic shipping. I find them quite fitting to write a piece of fiction about, that is all.

"your delulu." "I know" "Ur insane" "I know" "Ur-" "Jesus bro your grammar-"

A tall boi trap falls in love with his childhood friend.

In which an average girl wakes up to strange and loud noises from her neighborhood after a not-so-average encounter with her classmate, completely oblivious to the fact that she had stolen something from the strongest person alive. or Saiki realizes that (1) he's free from his powers so he's happy, and (2) the world might end faster so he's not happy. <Cover Art drawn by me!! Please don't steal, copy, or republish any parts of this, thank you!> <Cross-posted on AO3 @vqxen>

(Klance au tbh because I'm Klance trash now) This is a college au fanfic. Allura, Matt, and Shiro are all Sophomores in college while Hunk, Keith, Lance, and Pidge are freshman. Keith probably has anger issues and Lance is a bit of a little bitch. Pidge is also the definition of Tumblr and will cut off all your fingers and shove it up your ass if you make her mad. Allura is a sassy cunt that listens to Melanie Martinez and Shiro is still Space Dad, but on Earth. Matt is loud as fuck, but so is Pidge so. Coran is the crazy ass uncle. This will be hella gay also. There will be Pining!Keith and lance is oblivious as fuck. Female pronouns are used on Pidge also, because she's a girl in the show so. I'm sorry if you don't like that I used female pronouns. (That's not sarcasm, I'm sorry if you thought it was.) Profanity will be used too. Sorry if you don't like that. (That sounded sarcastic, I swear it isn't.) Pidge is also the #1 Klance shipper tbh. She most likely has a Klance blog on Tumblr.

"I have fallen many times in my life and I have to admit that every single fall had been painful than the previous one . For the first time in my existence, I've fallen hard and still DROWNING, but this one , is blissful."

why are you reading this?

Nahida forces Wanderer to go to school and it turns out he's really smart "The Doctor was unable to graduate so--" "So if I can graduate that immediately makes me better than him-- ha! Count me in." This is a Crack-taken-seriously fic ^^ (I was given permission by SkittleMilkz on Ao3 to repost it here !! please support them on archiveofourown !!!)

A one-shot of Jin fooling Konami when he introduced Tamakoma-2

It's honestly random shit that I write in the middle of the night instead of sleeping... I just wanna put them out here so that I don't lose them later for future memories... If you read this ... well I hope you don't cringe and just enjoy the ride I guess (&gt;_&lt;)'

Jude has a thing for women who have it together. Or Jude comes into the archives in s1 to waste Jon's time,bumps into Sasha,cue disaster lesbian mode™️ and Jude falls head over heels.Sasha now has a bodyguard.Sasha does not know she has a bodyguard.Shenanigans ensue.

Poems... Enjoy

A Percy Jackson fanfiction about three OC's, Angel Rose, Lucy Thornton, and Samira Ahmed. It takes place after the Giant War, and there's a new great prophecy about Olympus's status. Will the three girls keep Olympus afloat? Or will their demons devour them? This is my first story/fanfic, constructive criticism is very much appreciated! Pls don't repost or translate, thank you.

New Head Girl. New teacher. New regime. Just another normal year in Hogwarts. With her N.E.W.T.s, Head Girl duties and the new toad-like DADA teacher, Carina Vail has more than enough on her plate to worry about the upcoming war and her charismatic, frustrating colleague.

When Keith finally comes back from his timely adventures on his space whale while bonding with his Mother and Romelle, he tries to reach the Castle of Lions and finds out from the blade that the Correlation hasn't been able to reach the for months and Voltron had disappeared from public radar faster then Thanos finger snap. (heh Lance would have been proud of that joke) But apparently, Shiro has been kidnapped AGAIN, the rest of Paladins have gone MIA, Coran gets found floating into space in a healing pod stuck in a coma, almost bleeding to death all while he start to have the weird Galra puberty and- really all Keith wants is to cuddle with Lance and sleep because being Black Paladin shouldn't be this hard, seriously he could see the bright sliver of gray in his black locks, a scary sight within it's self but that couldn't compare to the true horrors that reveal themselves when he finds that his friends, family- aren't really themselves. (Aka Keith has to save his family from falling deeper into the edge one step at a time as they are all turned against him while slowly losing his own sanity in the process, using music to hopefully calm the panic that wants to consume his soul) Chapters 1/?

[GENDER NEUTRAL READER] Maybe it wasn't the greatest idea, and maybe you should've thought about it more but you were happy. Sure you didn't have shoes or pants on and you were probably dead in your world but it was all for the sake of your happiness. You are grateful you decided to sell your soul.

But don't you mean 2night? . . Mysta is close to freezing to death, well- that's what he thinks. Until a certain novelist offered his hand to him and decided to maybe save a life. Will they become friends or more? Not sure, just wait for my updates. || Also I'll only update when I feel like it :3

The cover is me trying to stop myself from making this cursed fic Warning for bad language and blood (not excessive though) please keep in mind that while this is a parody version of Wii Deleted You, it's still a fanfic and therefore has some of its own storylines that are mostly different from Iceypie's original creepypasta heavily inspired by many other crackfics