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Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

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​🇵​​🇦​​🇷​​🇦​​🇩​​🇮​​🇸​​🇪​ ​🇮​​🇸​ ​🇦​​🇳​ ​🇮​​🇩​​🇪​​🇦​, ​🇳​​🇴​​🇹​ ​🇦​ ​🇵​​🇱​​🇦​​🇨​​🇪​ ── .✦ Elpis is no one. In any other life, you wouldn't have minded, but having been reborn as an NPC in Amphoreus of all places meant you're guaranteed a death flag. So, in typical isekai protagonist fashion, try your damndest not to die! PHAINON X FEM READER

Best friends, Levi and Eren, are stuck fighting a war in the apocalyptic world of Titans. They always have each other's backs and will do anything to help the other survive. Living in a world where humans are the prey isn't easy, but when Levi develops feelings for his best friend Eren... things get a little more complicated. This was originally up on ClarySade, but for some reason I can no longer access that account. This is the exact same fic, but this one will be able to be completed. Sorry for the complication, and enjoy reading!

*imsohot has added icecream to the chat* icecream: the person who added me is not hot imsohot: well screw you too . . . txt meets on a group chat and things go from there Other K-pop groups are mentioned in the tags** I promise I try to be funny, I'm sorry if this isn't! *WARNING:: swearing, (maybe) sexual jokes, drinking, and crackheads Enjoy reading! *DISCLAIMER: This is pure fiction. This is all for story purposes. I am not insulting any member from any groups. Started: November 25, 2023 Ended:

To some, it is difficult to find love, no matter how hard you search. Yet, Kim Minseok found his chilling in a tree one fine summer day.

'I'll be the actor staring in your wet dreams' A what supposed to be a full book turns into a one-shot bc i ran out of ideas

❝ i found my sweet escape when i'm alone with you.❞ - @straykidsfanatic2019

It's honestly random shit that I write in the middle of the night instead of sleeping... I just wanna put them out here so that I don't lose them later for future memories... If you read this ... well I hope you don't cringe and just enjoy the ride I guess (>_<)'

Waking from a comma, Cloud Strife was visited by a LOVELESS deity that told him it was his birthright to rule not only the domain of Exodus his father left him -that was currently in ruin because of a demon like king -but the entire Planet as well, which would be easier to believe if here weren't short, scrawny and seriously lacking wings.

*THIS STORY COMES LATER IN THE UNIVERSES THAT IT CONTAINS. THIS BOOK WILL NOT HAVE A NEW PART PUBLISHED UNTIL THE OTHERS ARE COMPLETED* Books in the Series Joseph's Universe - Aceptance Cecilia's Universe: - Water-Spider The universe where CJ resides: full of superslanics, Smash Characters, idiotic villains... Yeah that's about it. Then there's the fabulous MCU, with amazing heroes, great villains (well, you know what I mean), and your favorite superhero... Well, now I'm just getting ahead of myself. CJ: Water-Spider, I can take it from here. Water-Spider: Absolutely not. CJ: Leave. Water-Spider: No CJ: Then silence. Water-Spider: Has that ever worked? CJ: Whatever, we were all going about our usual business, but the WAL just had the Asgardian Sword stolen-- Water-Spider: Actually, no. The sword was stolen FROM ASGARD. We have NO associations with it, except for the fact that we were retrieving it. CJ (choosing to ignore Water-Spider's comment): --and taken to another universe. And our "favorite" heroes are sent to retrieve it, running into our other favorite kids. Water-Spider: Nah, we're the favorites. CJ (still ignoring Water-Spider): After a short battle, the teams both come to terms with each other, and team up. Water-Spider: This has to be the worst description in the history of descriptions! Cecilia: You know what, you both suck! I'm telling it, and nobody is allowed to say a word, or neither of you get a part. Understand?! Okay. *inhales* So they meet up, join forces, you got that... But one night, Water-Spider's mind wanders in a nightmare, allowing her to see exactly what they're after. Joseph: and all of this brings up another unspoken saying of supers: No matter where you go, a threat follows. Cecilia: It's about darn time we finished that. Just please read. We hope you like it! :)

Best friends Levi and Eren are stuck fighting a war in the apocalyptic world of titans. They always have each others backs and will do anything to help the other survive. Living in a world where humans are the prey isn't easy and when Levi develops feelings for her best friend Eren... things get a little more complicated.

It was just another day, Jungkook wanted to go bowling and begged his hyungs to come along. It's all fun and games until Hoseok shows up and let's just say he isn't exactly Jung Hoseok. P.S. this is literally just a crack fic, I seen a picture of Hobi and got this idea and I couldn't rest until I wrote a fic about it, bare with me and enjoy😂💖

When Keith finally comes back from his timely adventures on his space whale while bonding with his Mother and Romelle, he tries to reach the Castle of Lions and finds out from the blade that the Correlation hasn't been able to reach the for months and Voltron had disappeared from public radar faster then Thanos finger snap. (heh Lance would have been proud of that joke) But apparently, Shiro has been kidnapped AGAIN, the rest of Paladins have gone MIA, Coran gets found floating into space in a healing pod stuck in a coma, almost bleeding to death all while he start to have the weird Galra puberty and- really all Keith wants is to cuddle with Lance and sleep because being Black Paladin shouldn't be this hard, seriously he could see the bright sliver of gray in his black locks, a scary sight within it's self but that couldn't compare to the true horrors that reveal themselves when he finds that his friends, family- aren't really themselves. (Aka Keith has to save his family from falling deeper into the edge one step at a time as they are all turned against him while slowly losing his own sanity in the process, using music to hopefully calm the panic that wants to consume his soul) Chapters 1/?

As a young lad (y/n) didn't ever feel special. He had many reasons to feel this way, not having someone to hang out with reliably or even his low academics. This all changes when he finds someone to teach him the thing he is good at. Manual labo- I mean martial arts

Whenever your soulmate thinks of you, you can taste what they're tasting. Sometimes it's pleasant. Sometimes it's literally the worst thing ever. Mingyu doesn't mind it, but he really thinks his soulmate should let loose and eat something sweet occasionally. Wonwoo, on the other hand, thinks his soulmate needs to get his sugar intake under control.

For Astoria White, she finds more joy in rewriting her destiny. Rather than living and choosing the same path as her mother. And although her happily ever after will bring her supposed enjoyment, Astoria loves the thought of being capable of rewriting her destiny. That itself brings her everlasting satisfaction, more so than the happily ever after her true mother laid upon her. So when she rejects her destiny to become the next Snow White, chaos ensues. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the pictures and the characters in this story. All rights belong to their respective owners. ~~ New chapters every Monday! Started: 01.23.2022 Finished: N/A

Riley And Lucifer Both Decide That They Should Spend Some Quality Time Together. What Could Go Wrong?