Attemptedhumor Stories

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

on hiatus and major editing (mental health break ++ school) -- siriuspatter created a groupchat -- When a group of Slytherins befriend the Marauders and now wonder their life choices and vice versa It's the 1970s and Hogwarts has cellphones? and it features a HECK of a ton of queer Still follows the main HP timeline it just has some plot changes and all ++ Character changes bc r*wling never bothered to give us a slytherin character that is truly promising bc shes a biased hag (dorlene, wolfstar, jegulus, fralice hints of jily) ⚠⚠ mentions foul language, homophobia, abuse which is mixed into dark humor kinda (i will probably project myself with the characters from time to time tho so beware of that) 4-15-21 - n/a;

⇛ [ m. yandere emperor x m. reader ] Stuck in a fantasy webcomic that you absolutely hated, you decide to make do with your situation and try to survive this world. But with the foreboding knowledge of a future tyrant and war, how detached can you really be? | DUAL-POSTING ON QUOTEV |

But don't you mean 2night? . . Mysta is close to freezing to death, well- that's what he thinks. Until a certain novelist offered his hand to him and decided to maybe save a life. Will they become friends or more? Not sure, just wait for my updates. || Also I'll only update when I feel like it :3

In which a certain someone shows up in his room in the early hours of the morning to disturb the small amount of rest he gets. If things were to go incredulously well for him, then Dazai would be struck dead in seconds and lying on the floor without another sound. But as Chuuya already knows, there are no miracles in his line of work. Alternative title: Chuuya likes to throw things at Dazai in anger, which, unluckily for him, is his default mood. Now turned into a collection of short stories themed around skk :0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Chuuya and Dazai are characters owned by Bungou Stray Dogs and therefor do not belong to me. Art is by juz-blaq on tumblr, go check them out!

"your delulu." "I know" "Ur insane" "I know" "Ur-" "Jesus bro your grammar-"

Helen explains to nights what bath bombs Are

All men are not created equal. This was the reality I learned about society at the young age of four. And that was my first and last set back. This is the story of how I became the world's greatest hero! ... Haha! Yeah, no. If that's the story you came for you came to the wrong place buddy because oh boy are you about to go on a wild ride and learn just how I became japan's most infamous vigilante! And a hero to I guess. (The art is not mine)

The cover is me trying to stop myself from making this cursed fic Warning for bad language and blood (not excessive though) please keep in mind that while this is a parody version of Wii Deleted You, it's still a fanfic and therefore has some of its own storylines that are mostly different from Iceypie's original creepypasta heavily inspired by many other crackfics

Being neurodivergent, maybe, kind-of queer (she doesn't know yet), and adopted without a single other girl in her house, fifteen year old Star has enough problems on her plate. Being in high school is hard enough, but when she starts displaying freakishly supernatural strength, it gets a lot worse. Then, right at the epitome of a prevailing identity crisis, shit hits the fan, and Star's country is invaded by a violent, weirdly religious nation called Callila, who seems particularly hellbent on taking over the entire continent for their god. Star and her friends are dragged out of their safe, loving world by their ankles and thrust into one full of deceit, barely concealed sexism and homophobia, and superiority complexes rooted in classism. Star learns that she has an alleged relation to a long dead court noble she couldn't care less about and meets Arlen, an enigmatic, if slightly annoying, prince who seems hellbent on protecting her from the true evilness that lurks around her while helping her hone her new found strength, which is slowly but steadily creeping out of control. But as time continues to pass and tensions grow higher, Star hears whispers about a growing rebellion that could dissolve the current monarchy and bring her back home. She decides to help, along with her friends, and begins to realize that being young does not exclude her from the horrors of war, and she is faced with the fact that even if she is able to return home, nothing-not even her-will ever be the same. *Basically, a YA novel with teenagers being teenagers, more gay, more diversity, a lot more swearing, and darker humor. Something I'm writing for fun. Give it a shot if you so wish.

Yuuki Kazuto is a quiet shell of what he once was. Locking up his true self deep in his heart. Aiming to be a hero is going to be tough; especially with being shy and quiet when his quirk needs him to be loud. Will Yuuki stay the quiet kid or will he break out his shell and face his fears with his new friends? Only time will tell. I Do not own Boku No Hero Academia! Only my oc's!! Crossposting on Ao3 and Fanfiction.Net!! Rated T for Bakugou and a few depressing themes.

To some, it is difficult to find love, no matter how hard you search. Yet, Kim Minseok found his chilling in a tree one fine summer day.

*imsohot has added icecream to the chat* icecream: the person who added me is not hot imsohot: well screw you too . . . txt meets on a group chat and things go from there Other K-pop groups are mentioned in the tags** I promise I try to be funny, I'm sorry if this isn't! *WARNING:: swearing, (maybe) sexual jokes, drinking, and crackheads Enjoy reading! *DISCLAIMER: This is pure fiction. This is all for story purposes. I am not insulting any member from any groups. Started: November 25, 2023 Ended:

Yes, I know this lazy content, but there aren't enough fics in the 'im the grim reaper' tag so- Leave oneshot requests in any of the chapter if you want, though there's not a 100% chance I'll do it.

'The moment Chan turned around in a big swivel chair, clicking the lights on as he did so, Jisung knew he was screwed'.

Jimin loses a game of rock-paper-scissors. Taehyung and Jungkook force him to say pickup lines to Min Yoongi as a penalty. Or The five times Jimin says cheesy pickup lines to Yoongi and the one time Yoongi says it to him.

75 contestants from different realms are forced into a cook-off by an odd young girl.