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⇛ [ m. yandere emperor x m. reader ] Stuck in a fantasy webcomic that you absolutely hated, you decide to make do with your situation and try to survive this world. But with the foreboding knowledge of a future tyrant and war, how detached can you really be? | DUAL-POSTING ON QUOTEV |

after his best friend was caught in a scandalous affair with a professor, Felix proposed a desperate deal with the only witness: Hwang Hyunjin. to buy Hyunjin's silence, Felix agreed to 'do anything' for him, fully expecting to be treated like a servant... only to end up discovering something he hadn't known about himself.

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

Hadrian Peverell dies so that Harrison (Harry) James Potter can live. The sacrifice appears to be in naught since no one-not even Harry himself-remembers the existence of the man...or so it seems. Or, as his fourth year ends and Harry, who, finds himself back in Privet Drive for his end of year break, gains a new...quirk. His inner voice suddenly doesn't quite sound like himself. It's more sassy, more (questionably)wise...and more bitter... And not to mention the increasing amount of déjà vu he is experiencing. Or, after Harry Potter dies for the second (should he count it as his second death or third? Well, technically, it should be his third death, right?) time since no two same souls can co-exist in the same dimension, he thinks all has been lost. That is until his consciousness awakens in his own younger self's mind, and he sets to convince his counterpart that, "No, Harry, you are not mad (hysteric maybe, but not mad) if you listen to the (again, questionably) wise words of your inner mind." Or, Harry might not find being Death's master very flattering...but that doesn't mean Death is going to give up on Harry, not so soon. Along with Life, Death gifts Harry with another chance, a third chance to set things right...after all, third time's the charm, right? This work is the second installment of the book 'Double Trouble' and the second work of the series 'The Gift Of Death' and can be read as a stand alone (probably). Harry Potter does not belong to me. It is the sole property of J.K. Rowling.

Katsuki didn't like meeting new people, because he knows it'll lead with him being friends with them and he doesn't want it, it was like a rule he made for himself. Maybe it was his fault, for letting those cheerful smile and emerald eyes get the best of him. But perhaps, right now, he'll let him be an exception for this one. »first published at my other ao3 account: bkdkcrumbs! ❝Plagiarism is a crime❞

HA! Thought this was another story! Well you thought wrong! That's right I have a rant book now! Honestly this is just for my own enjoyment to try and make myself or others laugh so feel free to ignore this and continue on with your life. WARNING: will contain swearing, complete and total randomness (I can almost guarantee that most of these won't even be rants) Also I own none of the media in this book... Is that everything? I think that's everything... Bye~ (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ

In the wrong place at the wrong time, struggling author Phillip Carlyle witnesses a mob-ordained hit in an alley. As if his life isn't already pitiful enough. With a mafia who doesn't leave witnesses out to silence him, he doesn't stand a chance. Enter P. T. Barnum, a hitman who finds himself growing increasingly protective of and attracted to this young, handsome stranger. The mafia AU that nobody asked for. (title is subject to change)

A couple of Oneshots about the first Robin, Dick Grayson. Featuring Young Justice, the Justice League, Batfamily, and maybe later on the teen Titans. No beta we die like robins.

Being neurodivergent, maybe, kind-of queer (she doesn't know yet), and adopted without a single other girl in her house, fifteen year old Star has enough problems on her plate. Being in high school is hard enough, but when she starts displaying freakishly supernatural strength, it gets a lot worse. Then, right at the epitome of a prevailing identity crisis, shit hits the fan, and Star's country is invaded by a violent, weirdly religious nation called Callila, who seems particularly hellbent on taking over the entire continent for their god. Star and her friends are dragged out of their safe, loving world by their ankles and thrust into one full of deceit, barely concealed sexism and homophobia, and superiority complexes rooted in classism. Star learns that she has an alleged relation to a long dead court noble she couldn't care less about and meets Arlen, an enigmatic, if slightly annoying, prince who seems hellbent on protecting her from the true evilness that lurks around her while helping her hone her new found strength, which is slowly but steadily creeping out of control. But as time continues to pass and tensions grow higher, Star hears whispers about a growing rebellion that could dissolve the current monarchy and bring her back home. She decides to help, along with her friends, and begins to realize that being young does not exclude her from the horrors of war, and she is faced with the fact that even if she is able to return home, nothing-not even her-will ever be the same. *Basically, a YA novel with teenagers being teenagers, more gay, more diversity, a lot more swearing, and darker humor. Something I'm writing for fun. Give it a shot if you so wish.

It was just another day, Jungkook wanted to go bowling and begged his hyungs to come along. It's all fun and games until Hoseok shows up and let's just say he isn't exactly Jung Hoseok. P.S. this is literally just a crack fic, I seen a picture of Hobi and got this idea and I couldn't rest until I wrote a fic about it, bare with me and enjoy😂💖

Yuuki Kazuto is a quiet shell of what he once was. Locking up his true self deep in his heart. Aiming to be a hero is going to be tough; especially with being shy and quiet when his quirk needs him to be loud. Will Yuuki stay the quiet kid or will he break out his shell and face his fears with his new friends? Only time will tell. I Do not own Boku No Hero Academia! Only my oc's!! Crossposting on Ao3 and Fanfiction.Net!! Rated T for Bakugou and a few depressing themes.

Everyone knows Sabrina Stanton. She took music by storm at the age of 14, and at 28, she's become a social icon. They also know her history of failed relationships with athletes, musicians, actors, and, most recently, her fiance, Courtney Preston. Stranded with her ex in the middle of nowhere with a broken-down corporate jet, Sabrina begged pilot Parker Peters to fly her. What she doesn't know is that they'll end up fighting for their lives in the mountains. What happens when they stumble upon love? Come Fly Away with Me to find out.

Jay finds himself stranding two alternate versions of himself in his realm, breaking the one thing that can get them both back. Now he's gonna have to have to fix his mistakes while dealing with his alternates, who get mixed into his life as a Junior in high school, a son, and of course, a Ninja. ↳ 𝐸𝓍𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓅𝓉𝓈 ༉‧₊ "Hey, so can we know more about the Realm Crystal?" Jay asked, catching up to the two elderly brothers in the lead. "Well doesn't the name say it all?" Garmadon chuckled. "The Realm Crystal takes you to other realms! Actually, back when I was trying to conquer Ninjago, I was planning to find the crystal myself. But I realized that there's likely not another Ninjago to conquer." ೃ⁀➷ "Ha! No! I couldn't trust you with the Realm Crystal for that long without breaking it!" Wu cackled. Jay mumbled to himself, offended. "Ouch." "So, as I said, you all will be taking turns. Every week we'll pass it off in a rotation. I'll text you all a schedule." Wu informed. Later on, that would be tricky for the old man, who can't figure out most technology in general. "Ok. . . are you sure that I can handle this?" Jay asked, looking at his Sensei hesitantly. His grip was somewhat loose on the Realm Crystal, wanting to give it back. "Eh, you'll be fine." [DISCLAIMER - I made this before we even knew the name of Dragons Rising, let alone the Merge. I do realize that this couldn't realistically work, but at the time I just wanted the eagerly get started on Wattpad with a story I felt would be interesting. I think it would honestly be too tedious to adjust the story to not revolve around the Realm Crystal with the impact it's already had. Please don't berate me]

Helen explains to nights what bath bombs Are

"A Vision is a gift bestowed upon mortals whom the Gods recognize. They grant the user elemental abilities based on the element of their given Vision. It is said that those with Visions have a chance of ascending to Celestia and attaining godhood themselves." if you find this fic from AO3 or Fanfiction.net, im reposting this fic on different platforms so anyone can find them no matter the site

The Sand's princess was kidnapped by the Akatsuki Wizard Guild, and its up to Knight captain Naruto and his team (Sakura and Shikamaru) to rescue her! But... something about the assignment doesn't feel right to Shikamaru. In fact, he knows that the Sand is lying to them, and Shikamaru won't stop until he gets to the bottom of it.

Emily always envied her twin brother Matt, ever since diapers he has always been besting her in everything she does! She always wanted to be a writer, and is now going to college! But her brother is also coming along for the ride. Best thing to do is to try and avoid him! Right? RIGHT? And maybe fix your complicated relationship-