Attemptedhumor Stories

Two Competing Companies Two Rival Heirs One Multi-million Dollar Project For decades, the Kims and the Edwards have dominated the construction industry, standing unrivaled at the top. So when the government announces the largest public housing initiative in the nation's history, everyone assumes the contract will go to one of the two industry giants. Then a third competitor emerges. Faced with the possibility of losing both their dominance and the prestigious government project, the rival companies are forced into an uneasy alliance. Unfortunately, the terms of this alliance is far less appealing to their respective heirs. Kim Juhoon and Martin Edwards can barely tolerate each other. Yet over the coming months, they must work side by side to secure the project, carry it out with excellence and stay at the top. Will they? ............................................................................................................. This is only a piece of fiction. I do not mean to offend anyone, nor do I endorse full on toxic shipping. I find them quite fitting to write a piece of fiction about, that is all.

In which an average girl wakes up to strange and loud noises from her neighborhood after a not-so-average encounter with her classmate, completely oblivious to the fact that she had stolen something from the strongest person alive. or Saiki realizes that (1) he's free from his powers so he's happy, and (2) the world might end faster so he's not happy. <Cover Art drawn by me!! Please don't steal, copy, or republish any parts of this, thank you!> <Cross-posted on AO3 @vqxen>

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

Unfortunately, Rozemyne isn't allowed to write fairytales. However, that doesn't mean she or any other character isn't allowed to appear in one! Here is a collection of fairytales starring the characters from Ascendence of a Bookworm. Chock-full of references for fairytale enthusiasts and Bookworm fans alike. The road to happy endings is full of silly mishaps. WARNING SLOW UPDATES Cover is from the official Fanbook.

"your delulu." "I know" "Ur insane" "I know" "Ur-" "Jesus bro your grammar-"

Katsuki is a first year at U.A. highschool. He has a good group of friends who rival (well more just Katsuki) Dekus group. Deku has always seen Katsuki as a friend and a rival. Living in dorms and on campus is amazing until one side of class 1-As dorms and some of the people on that side have to share rooms. What happens when katsukis room is ambushed by an all might fan, and they have no choice but to share a bed? What will happen when 8 Letters come to Katsuki's mind every time he sees a specific greenette? Stay tuned to find out! Ok this story is inspired by a song called 8 Letters by why don't we. I have an Oc, like always, in this. No art or music or videos are mine. Mha does not belong to me. I will work on my other stories along with this one. enjoy the book.

Inuzuka and Nekozaki have always had a friendly rivalry in Shikimori and Izumi's friend group, but when Hachimitsu notices how Inu feels about her, it clicked... It's time for Detective Hachimitsu and her two trusty sidekicks as they plan a mission to get them together!

Malcolm Moreno, a troubled, volatile teen labelled as an outcast, finds himself taking a liking to overlooked, academic achiever Park Citrus. A pessimistic relationship expected to last no longer than a week takes a deep dive into obscure vulnerability, connected trauma, and perchance... LOVE?! *Gasp* (Basically just my two OC's in love and learning to love :/) (!!!!PLEASE READ!!!!)

New Head Girl. New teacher. New regime. Just another normal year in Hogwarts. With her N.E.W.T.s, Head Girl duties and the new toad-like DADA teacher, Carina Vail has more than enough on her plate to worry about the upcoming war and her charismatic, frustrating colleague.

"The blond sneers at the sight. Kirishima is soaked from head to toe, his school attire drenched in water and dirt. His usual spiked-do sags from the pouring rain above; there's a slight hole in his right knee, his backpack is hanging from one shoulder that has inked papers poking out, and there's a small cut on his left arm that the idiot is using to refrain from being swept in the river of water. Sometimes Katsuki wishes he didn't notice these small things. Makes it easier to ignore. Though, when it came to the red-head, that never seemed to be an option."

This is a story based on my own imagination with characters I created based on people ive seen or artist's I've listened to. Thanks for reading!

[THIS WORK IS DISCONTINUED - UNFINISHED AND ABANDONED.] Izuku Midoriya was done. He was sick and tired of being discriminated against, bullied, and pitied. He decided to become a villain. Or, well, he tried. A.K.A. Izuku tries to become a villain, but somehow all of his "crimes" are proclaimed heroic by everyone else because apparently he's cursed. (Cover drawn by me.)

When Jay starts acting suspicious, Sunghoon has no other choice but to follow him and discover his secrets. Except his not really good at following him, but he may just find something else on the way. Something that'll make him reconsider the arrangement his parents made for him. Alternatively: Sunghoon just wanted to find out why Jay was suddenly so protective of humans, and he'll get his very own reason to share his opinion. Daily updates!

This is pure fiction Names could be taken from idols,characters etc Will include Murder weapons suicide issues Mental health SA (But only talk) Swearing maybe some grammar mistakes Dealtied killing false info about jobs (I will make research tho) Also alot of twists and all the chars are almost all connected to eo but not make sence I made this cause I was bored Also maybe Supernatural mentions This will and maybe will be cringe TY for checking it out HAVE fun!~

Nahida forces Wanderer to go to school and it turns out he's really smart "The Doctor was unable to graduate so--" "So if I can graduate that immediately makes me better than him-- ha! Count me in." This is a Crack-taken-seriously fic ^^ (I was given permission by SkittleMilkz on Ao3 to repost it here !! please support them on archiveofourown !!!)