Attemptedhumor Stories

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Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

​🇵​​🇦​​🇷​​🇦​​🇩​​🇮​​🇸​​🇪​ ​🇮​​🇸​ ​🇦​​🇳​ ​🇮​​🇩​​🇪​​🇦​, ​🇳​​🇴​​🇹​ ​🇦​ ​🇵​​🇱​​🇦​​🇨​​🇪​ ── .✦ Elpis is no one. In any other life, you wouldn't have minded, but having been reborn as an NPC in Amphoreus of all places meant you're guaranteed a death flag. So, in typical isekai protagonist fashion, try your damndest not to die! PHAINON X FEM READER

Best friends, Levi and Eren, are stuck fighting a war in the apocalyptic world of Titans. They always have each other's backs and will do anything to help the other survive. Living in a world where humans are the prey isn't easy, but when Levi develops feelings for his best friend Eren... things get a little more complicated. This was originally up on ClarySade, but for some reason I can no longer access that account. This is the exact same fic, but this one will be able to be completed. Sorry for the complication, and enjoy reading!

'I'll be the actor staring in your wet dreams' A what supposed to be a full book turns into a one-shot bc i ran out of ideas

*imsohot has added icecream to the chat* icecream: the person who added me is not hot imsohot: well screw you too . . . txt meets on a group chat and things go from there Other K-pop groups are mentioned in the tags** I promise I try to be funny, I'm sorry if this isn't! *WARNING:: swearing, (maybe) sexual jokes, drinking, and crackheads Enjoy reading! *DISCLAIMER: This is pure fiction. This is all for story purposes. I am not insulting any member from any groups. Started: November 25, 2023 Ended:

The cover is me trying to stop myself from making this cursed fic Warning for bad language and blood (not excessive though) please keep in mind that while this is a parody version of Wii Deleted You, it's still a fanfic and therefore has some of its own storylines that are mostly different from Iceypie's original creepypasta heavily inspired by many other crackfics

To some, it is difficult to find love, no matter how hard you search. Yet, Kim Minseok found his chilling in a tree one fine summer day.

❝ i found my sweet escape when i'm alone with you.❞ - @straykidsfanatic2019

Quick summary: Athanasia De Alger Obelia A cute and adventurous girl who's also known as the crown princess finally reach her coming of age. But at that same time she announced that "I don't have any interest in this throne! I rather would like to adventure this world to know it's secrets!" She said. Her father respected this decision of hers and told her to come home at the age of 20. Now how will our young princess Journey go???? [Also Some Random Crossovers]

It's honestly random shit that I write in the middle of the night instead of sleeping... I just wanna put them out here so that I don't lose them later for future memories... If you read this ... well I hope you don't cringe and just enjoy the ride I guess (>_<)'

Waking from a comma, Cloud Strife was visited by a LOVELESS deity that told him it was his birthright to rule not only the domain of Exodus his father left him -that was currently in ruin because of a demon like king -but the entire Planet as well, which would be easier to believe if here weren't short, scrawny and seriously lacking wings.

*THIS STORY COMES LATER IN THE UNIVERSES THAT IT CONTAINS. THIS BOOK WILL NOT HAVE A NEW PART PUBLISHED UNTIL THE OTHERS ARE COMPLETED* Books in the Series Joseph's Universe - Aceptance Cecilia's Universe: - Water-Spider The universe where CJ resides: full of superslanics, Smash Characters, idiotic villains... Yeah that's about it. Then there's the fabulous MCU, with amazing heroes, great villains (well, you know what I mean), and your favorite superhero... Well, now I'm just getting ahead of myself. CJ: Water-Spider, I can take it from here. Water-Spider: Absolutely not. CJ: Leave. Water-Spider: No CJ: Then silence. Water-Spider: Has that ever worked? CJ: Whatever, we were all going about our usual business, but the WAL just had the Asgardian Sword stolen-- Water-Spider: Actually, no. The sword was stolen FROM ASGARD. We have NO associations with it, except for the fact that we were retrieving it. CJ (choosing to ignore Water-Spider's comment): --and taken to another universe. And our "favorite" heroes are sent to retrieve it, running into our other favorite kids. Water-Spider: Nah, we're the favorites. CJ (still ignoring Water-Spider): After a short battle, the teams both come to terms with each other, and team up. Water-Spider: This has to be the worst description in the history of descriptions! Cecilia: You know what, you both suck! I'm telling it, and nobody is allowed to say a word, or neither of you get a part. Understand?! Okay. *inhales* So they meet up, join forces, you got that... But one night, Water-Spider's mind wanders in a nightmare, allowing her to see exactly what they're after. Joseph: and all of this brings up another unspoken saying of supers: No matter where you go, a threat follows. Cecilia: It's about darn time we finished that. Just please read. We hope you like it! :)

As it says in the title, Gravity Falls characters react to ships! Please don't get offended if you don't see one of your ships here. You can send me the name of the ship and I'll include it! Enjoy!

I wrote this for fun on the notes app then thought to post it on Wattpad, so here we are

"Seriously Donghyuck? Ketchup?" "Happy Birthday bitch!" . . . A story wherein Mark Lee receives too much attention because he was labelled as the image of perfection while Lee Dongyuck hates popular people with a passion.

New Head Girl. New teacher. New regime. Just another normal year in Hogwarts. With her N.E.W.T.s, Head Girl duties and the new toad-like DADA teacher, Carina Vail has more than enough on her plate to worry about the upcoming war and her charismatic, frustrating colleague.

"𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒂?" "𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚." 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭. closed! being rewritten! I recommend reading this with a black background!