Attemptedhumour Stories

Wei Ying looked at the beautiful boy in white standing in front of him, and he asked just one question. "Can I go home with you, please?" That question turned Wei Ying's whole life around. Not only did he find a friend but also a family that would protect him at all cost, and in the end, his mate and alpha. Another omega verse. Attempt at humor. the characters solely belong to mdzs. I'm just using them for my story.

after his best friend was caught in a scandalous affair with a professor, Felix proposed a desperate deal with the only witness: Hwang Hyunjin. to buy Hyunjin's silence, Felix agreed to 'do anything' for him, fully expecting to be treated like a servant... only to end up discovering something he hadn't known about himself.

Hadrian Peverell dies so that Harrison (Harry) James Potter can live. The sacrifice appears to be in naught since no one-not even Harry himself-remembers the existence of the man...or so it seems. Or, as his fourth year ends and Harry, who, finds himself back in Privet Drive for his end of year break, gains a new...quirk. His inner voice suddenly doesn't quite sound like himself. It's more sassy, more (questionably)wise...and more bitter... And not to mention the increasing amount of déjà vu he is experiencing. Or, after Harry Potter dies for the second (should he count it as his second death or third? Well, technically, it should be his third death, right?) time since no two same souls can co-exist in the same dimension, he thinks all has been lost. That is until his consciousness awakens in his own younger self's mind, and he sets to convince his counterpart that, "No, Harry, you are not mad (hysteric maybe, but not mad) if you listen to the (again, questionably) wise words of your inner mind." Or, Harry might not find being Death's master very flattering...but that doesn't mean Death is going to give up on Harry, not so soon. Along with Life, Death gifts Harry with another chance, a third chance to set things right...after all, third time's the charm, right? This work is the second installment of the book 'Double Trouble' and the second work of the series 'The Gift Of Death' and can be read as a stand alone (probably). Harry Potter does not belong to me. It is the sole property of J.K. Rowling.

"Starting from today you are mine, everything you own, your body, your mind, your heart, all of it will be mine. Understand?" " Y-yes master." OR Rich mafia boss Yoongi buys himself a bunny hybrid named Jungkook. STARTED: 28/07/17 END: ?

Jake was furious, every thread of his being was boiling in one hundred percent pure rage. He thinks if anyone got between him and the bag full of illegal shit he hides in the apartment he could -and will- smash them into pieces with his bare ass hands. He is pissed. Is it possible to strangle someone who you share a body with and his insufferable son right now? //// Inspired by chapter 14 of "Our Goldfish Might Be Better Headmates (But I Don't Mind The Ones I've Got)" by Thousandsmiles on ao3!!

(BxB) When Akage first experienced death, he held on to many regrets. Being reincarnated into the world of KHR was not what he expected when he dies, yet he holds on to this second chance like a lifeline. Hoping to get a better start than his past life, Goromaru Akage is born. And boy does he change the world upon his birth. Hibari Kyoya/Goromaru Akage Gokudera Hayato/Yamamoto Takeshi Sorry guys! I posted this story on a whim and never really hashed out the plot or characters. I don't feel particularly proud about this since I am a newbie writer, and plus I never finished watching Reborn! But I will leave this here if you still want to read it otherwise haha.

Inuzuka and Nekozaki have always had a friendly rivalry in Shikimori and Izumi's friend group, but when Hachimitsu notices how Inu feels about her, it clicked... It's time for Detective Hachimitsu and her two trusty sidekicks as they plan a mission to get them together!

'The moment Chan turned around in a big swivel chair, clicking the lights on as he did so, Jisung knew he was screwed'.

"He views the world differently than mine and that is the reason why I am a moth to his flame"

He stepped in. He looked around and found something that caught his eye. He took it, in his hands I saw my red notebook .In. His. Hands. " this yours?" He looked into my eyes while he said this. My insides were melting. " yeah." " read to me." " huh?" " Read. To. Me." I nodded in agreement and took the book. I sat down on my bed. He placed himself next to me. We were supposed to work on our projects. I read.

Connor Smith is living the life of his dreams with a good job to do and a suitable and cheerful partner in life, audrey. In his perfect life nothing is expected to go wrong. Well, atleast it is hoped so.

The Sand's princess was kidnapped by the Akatsuki Wizard Guild, and its up to Knight captain Naruto and his team (Sakura and Shikamaru) to rescue her! But... something about the assignment doesn't feel right to Shikamaru. In fact, he knows that the Sand is lying to them, and Shikamaru won't stop until he gets to the bottom of it.

Drabbles of KinnPorsche and VegasPete. A self-indulgent Fic because you know, withdrawal symptoms. But what if Porsche adopts Wei Ying ^^ Wishing KPTS cast well in their future endeavours!

I suck at descriptions, so I'm just gonna say what this is about. Hunter Singh is a fifteen-year-old sophomore who is basically raising her eight-year-old little brother. She meets these boys first day of sophomore year and you'll find out the rest. 💕❤️👌

In which a certain someone shows up in his room in the early hours of the morning to disturb the small amount of rest he gets. If things were to go incredulously well for him, then Dazai would be struck dead in seconds and lying on the floor without another sound. But as Chuuya already knows, there are no miracles in his line of work. Alternative title: Chuuya likes to throw things at Dazai in anger, which, unluckily for him, is his default mood. Now turned into a collection of short stories themed around skk :0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Chuuya and Dazai are characters owned by Bungou Stray Dogs and therefor do not belong to me. Art is by juz-blaq on tumblr, go check them out!

Yuuki Kazuto is a quiet shell of what he once was. Locking up his true self deep in his heart. Aiming to be a hero is going to be tough; especially with being shy and quiet when his quirk needs him to be loud. Will Yuuki stay the quiet kid or will he break out his shell and face his fears with his new friends? Only time will tell. I Do not own Boku No Hero Academia! Only my oc's!! Crossposting on Ao3 and Fanfiction.Net!! Rated T for Bakugou and a few depressing themes.

He couldn't care less when they gave up on him. His mother turned her back on him. His best friend became his bully. Heroes frowned at him. His quirk tried to end him. What else should he add? He sold his soul to something worse than a devil. And you know what, he doesn't give a flying frick since he'll become a hero just to shove his success in their faces. P.S: Izuku ended his life at the age of fifteen, so; so long sucker.

It's honestly random shit that I write in the middle of the night instead of sleeping... I just wanna put them out here so that I don't lose them later for future memories... If you read this ... well I hope you don't cringe and just enjoy the ride I guess (>_<)'

When Jaune sacrificed himself to destroy the Grimm he expected a quiet afterlife where he would now rest and be with close friends and loved ones lost from the war with Salem. Instead he finds himself morphed into the visage of the mortal enemy of Remnant and in a new world of girls with the armaments of what appeared to be great war era ships. If that wasn't enough, the world was under attack by an all female race of aliens hellbent on destroying humanity. Despite all of this, he couldn't let the lives of the innocent be shed. So no matter the obstacle, the corruption, and the enemy, he would uphold his duty and oaths as a both a hunter and the grand protector.