Aussiehumour Stories

Aussie As - A Down Under Dictionary of Sayings is your cheeky, no-frills guide to Australia's quirkiest, funniest, and most colourful expressions. From bogan banter and backyard wisdom to compliments, insults, bush logic and romantic disasters - this is a comedy collection that captures the true blue Aussie spirit in all its sarcastic, heartfelt, and laugh-out-loud glory. Whether you're navigating a midlife crisis, enjoying a slice of life, or just need a good giggle, this book is packed tighter than a stubby in an esky with aussiehumour, outbacksayings, and good old bushwisdom. Perfect for women's fiction lovers, expats, or anyone who's ever wondered what "flat out like a lizard drinking" really means. Fair warning: reading this may cause spontaneous cackling and uncontrollable urges to call your mates "drongos" affectionately.

Newly divorced, forty-nine, mildly menopausal, with free-range boobs chanting no cage, no shame in cahoots with an unsupportive bra that snapped in the Woolies freezer aisle. Living wildly she packs a bag (and a box of wine) and leaves it all behind. From caravan park showers to karaoke catastrophes, beach epiphanies to bra meltdowns, this is midlife mayhem in full, unfiltered Australian colour. If you've ever: • cried in a Woolies, • yelled "I am NOT lost!" at a family BBQ, • or wondered if your life was a chickpea salad no one asked for - this slice-of-life comedy will feel like coming home in the weirdest, warmest way. This isn't a comeback. It's a slow-motion cartwheel into middle-aged mayhem. It's not about bouncing back. It's about bouncing forward - boobs, baggage, bad decisions and all. A funnywoman tale of menopause, misadventures, and messy self-discovery. One VB at a time.