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✖✖Sacred Rules That Will Help You Survive a Date While Drunk✖✖
✖Never make a bet while totally convinced you just made it with a pretty wizard✖
✖Never wake The Dragon when you were supposed to watch Netflix✖
✖Never utter the words "humor me"✖
~You're welcome~
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✖I promise this doesn't end the way you think it will✖
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✖This is for the WattysComps "One Shot Deal, Disaster Date"✖
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✖IT WON SECOND PLACE!!!✖