Autocorrects Stories

Comedy

Wanna have a laugh? Just read this book! Full of hilarious, funny jokes, riddles, puns and lots more!! Well, what are you waiting for? Start reading! I do not own most of these jokes, if I do, I will say in the chapter. Please don't say stole them. I do not take credit for these jokes.

I made up a little book where I am letting autocorrect take over. No matter what autocorrect makes my words, I have to keep them like that no.matter what. Lol. Enjoy!

This story was written 45% with random autocorrect words The other 55% was written with my randomness Hope you will enjoy the adventures of the yellowish green dragon, the pink butter frog, the golden dragonfruit of awesomeness and the government of national blob fish and a whole lot more Finally completed (cover needs to be designed-suggestions appreciated)

Just a collection of funny texts I don't own. THERE WILL BE SWEARING IN SOME!!!

A girl finds out her boyfriend was cheating on her with her best friend. Shayla started seeing things and found out each year a person who starts with an s will be possessed. Read to find out more

Quotes/Sayings that describe life. Some are happy, some are sad, all are how people feel at some point in their life. There will be a jokes and funny stuff too, because EVERYONE needs to remember that in life you need to keep smiling (and laugh). *Warning fist few sections are pretty depressing **Sections that contain curse words have warnings at the beginning of that particular section. (okay so I have basically given up on the warnings, some have them some don't, if you read this then you have been warned) Enjoy! :-) (Please comment as much as possible. I think that is the funnest part personally so I will occasionally put comments down too! Also please vote and follow. Thank you!) Highest achieved rankings: #4 under Autocorrect #19 under Empty #15 under Fathers #27 under Mothers #30 under Sayings #63 under Quote #100 under Breakups #146 under Day #148 under Crushes #183 under Mom #204 under Sarcasm #225 under Me #233 under Depressing #264 under Dad #264 under Text #809 under Quotes

Join Autocorrect as he delves into a wonderful world of.... ventricles....

STEVEN and GERTRUDE are what me and my friend calm auto correct. So I decided to make a fanfiction of them. When trouble brews in the cyber world, only the terrible two can save it. Will they find friendship, or something more?

Some things that happened to her not so long ago. The gloomy and sad time just before the exams come are not always the best, but you do need to still keep going in the same way this girl was having a hard time coping up with everything but a little comic relief did not only help her lift their mood but also helped cope with the expectations of her family and teachers and it also gave her the courage to cope with life. A funny, light hearted but deep story for you to enjoy.

Ok, well, you're probably looking at the title saying, "what the bleep I don't understand this thing at all." Ok well you know that little bar that comes up above the keyboard on some Apple devices? Yeah well that bar usually has three words in it. In this story I'll use those words to create a sentence, and it'll be totally random. This story has no purpose or meaning, in fact I wouldn't call it a story at all. There are no characters, no plot, just me having a bit of fun with the bar thingy with words in it.

Anything can happen on Facebook. What do you think people will say if you accidentally, yet willingly, offer your sexual favors out to them? How would you feel if your best friend posted a picture of your favorite panties? Parents commenting on inappropriate statuses? How would you feel if your friends hacked your profile and put a very unsuitable status? What about liking random pages that make people go, "Are you nuts?" Anything can happen on Facebook. Here's what I think could happen. This is formatted the way Facebook is formatted.

Try your best not to judge my sense of humor xD

I would like to say thanks google plus and now I will hit the middle button

This book is just words made from autocorrect. So if you are wondering why it doesn't make much sense that is why. Anyway comment if you enjoy ore have any improvements!

...is a very dumb thing. It changes what you are writing into a different word. So l am writing this and warning it will not make any sense. It is all auto corrected. Like, The first half and the best of the year of my friends to the gym today I am a big fan and a lot more fun than II of the day before I go back in my life and death in the first place for a few years and the other hand it in mymy is of course the day after a few days and I'm not going out with a lot to do it so I don't have a good time time but it is not. Like what is mymy?

Did you ever get a stupid auto correct message, or find a funny text message from anyone? Well, in this book, you will find funny auto correct and weird text messages, which will have you rolling on the floor with laughter!

Hehe, you see the title