Averagejoe Stories

Here you will find the innermost thoughts, rantings, and ravings of the Happy Man. Day by day, he promised to write.

This is part two to a multi part story based from the Black Veil Brides song The Mortician's Daughter. This part is NOT full yet... I have been majorly busy and I only had time for a few parts... Thank You for all the support on Part One!!!! Feel free to leave comments... I love to hear from you guys!!! Attention!!!! Their are a few words that some parent might not like... Their is nothing too big just like h-ll, cr-p and sh-t. nothing like f-ck or anything big like that... I would probably say this book would suit people over the age of 12... but many ages can read it... it is really easy to read.

In a world where romance has taken the main stage in teenage girls' hearts, a young woman will desperately fight to win the favor of her one true love: Pengu. (I am so sorry for ever bringing this into the world)

A story about the average Joe getting into a bit of a predicament.

Dave Lemming experiences a series of tragic events which lead to his insanity. Witness his pathetic life spiral out of hand. (Accepting all criticism, still a work in progress. Let me know if this is interesting, or bad, or needs a lot more work. Share with others!)

Seven kids are the only survivors of a plane crash. Arguments and fights split them up and make them have to fend for themselves. Will they survive or will the island kill them all.

Every book has one of those people in it. It's like those people that never go away, they appear again and again, changing only their faces, voices and clothes.

"Hollywood. Shit. Still only in Hollywood. Everytime I close my eyes, i see HER. I should've killed her right there in the closet but the weight. . .agh I can't even say her name. . .She was different, there was something in her eyes and I saw it again at the train station. Crazy eyes. I've been here a week now, getting softer. Every minute that I stay, she's out there. Looking. Every minute I grow weaker." ~originally from Average Joe: "New Beginings" : S. 2 Ep. 12