bluyonce
i promised another fanfiction, but while i'm planing the promised one, i figured i'll make this one
basically, assresist is gay and bagelboy knows the periodic elements lingo
and
YOU DIE IF YOU READ THIS 😱😱😱😵😵😵 [ONLY 0.99% SURVIVE] [NOT CLICKBAIT] [GONE SEXUAL] [GONE VIOLENT] [GOTTEN A BLOWJOB]
i am so sorry