Bürger Histórias

When Gray is let off on leave from the coast guard he goes straight to Hook, an old burger joint just off the Santa Monica coast, there he meets Tristan. Tristan has the last damn jalapeno and pepper jack burger. Soon enough, Gray and Tristan become friends but neither of them expects something more to come of the relationship. With Gray leaving for his job in the coast guard, will they be able to find their way back to each other when he gets back out? Or will their love be dosed out by discrimination and hate?

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Different poems that I wrote

me and the other 4 imagined pizzaburger lovers cheer, suggestions open ALWAYS

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number 15.

this just happened some random day some random time. 2 girls, 2 random thoughts with 2 dreams. <---does that even make sense? haha. Ehnyways this is a story about a chat (?) by these 2 wonderful girls i talked about earlier. Please comment and vote because i guarantee(sp?) you that you will laugh your (big/small/flat/squishy) butts off! (*.*) xP

Book of about 20 jokes

the first ever fartburger story

weezer race weezer race

Ronald McDonald gets absolutely pounded by the burger king

Oren Loni has developed a number of successful fast food chain stores in Israel and Europe. When asked what his secret was, he responded "Innovation, simplicity, quality, value and customer experience are the key ingredients."

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The life of Bob Howard, who is the cashier and the man at Not A Scam Market, the biggest price inflated market in town.,,m He lives on 24 Blueberry Street and he has a cat named Rick and who is a cat named Rick and they they are the best friends and he works at Not A Scam Market.

a strange weird story i wrote. hope you like it!

Jake and Mark are mates. They are also lazy no good stoners with love for weed and hallucinogens.

I'm sure we've all had our uh McDonald's Fantasies at one point in our lives. Join Jeb, a peppy fish from Bikini Bottom and her fantastical love story with the always charming Ronald McDonald. Laugh and cry with a tale as enigmatic as Chicken McNuggets and a love triangle with tension as thick as a Triple Thick Milkshake. {This story is in progress, look forward to updates :) }

This is all about my Messed up family

Rusty is a teenage boy who transferred to Pigeon Forge High School after moving from Chicago to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Rusty struggles with a disorder that makes it hard for him to learn in a proper way other kids can, so it's tough during his first few days in class. Along with this, he has trouble at home and feels that life is meaningless and dull. However, a few days into the school year, Rusty meets Keane and Ryder, who show him around Tennessee, and over time, teaches him that life isn't all meaningless and dull as he thought it was. This is a collab story! Story written by: m&m and sunny