Badegg Stories

I was watching a Youtube video on the Lost Silver Creepypasta, and decided to read the comments. I came across a complaint comment stating that all of the nintendo creepypasta's were the same, so I wrote something that didn't follow the same ''buy cartridge online from shady guy, play, game is glitchy'' theme. Probably should be rated mature.

ASARANA IS CONSIDERED THE DULLEST,UGLIEST AND STUPID BADLUCK OF CLASS 2C. THATS OK BY HER BUT THAT DOESNT FEND OFF BULLIES INSTEAD SHE ATTRACTS ZHEJU THE SATAN SIDEKICK WHO THINKS 'TEASING THIS LOLLI IS FUN. ACCIDENTALLY DUE TO JEALOUSY OF WEIRA AND HER ZOMBIE FRIENDS SHE IS PUSHED DOWN A CLIFF DURING EXCURSION.IS THIS THE END OF ASARANA? IN ANOTHER DIMENSION SHE IS RAPED AND LEFT TO DIE. END OF HER WOES? NO.SHE IS SOLD INTO DEIVAJI RESIDENCE TO SERVE UNDER HARSH CONDITIONS." WHAT TO DO.I CANT PRETEND TO BE A LOLLI ANYMORE.FINE I WILL ROAST EVERY ENEMY OF MINE.DESTROY THE WORLD."OH OH A BABY COMES ALONG THE WAY. TO KILL OR LET STAY ALIVE? IS SHE REALLY BADLUCK KINGPIN? HOW CAN I TEAR THIS WORLD TO PIECES?"DONT WORRY MAMA I WILL HELP YOU" A CERTAIN FLY PROMISED TO ROAST HER FOES FOR HER. "JUST YOU? PAY ME 12 MILLION GOLD AND GO LINE UP AMONG MY SUITORS.MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE LUCKY". AND SO TWO 2-FACED COUPLE BEGIN THE JOURNEY OF 'LOLLI MAKING.