Badger624 Stories

Order of the Phoenix reader insert. Hufflepuff reader fucking up the plot. Father is an Auror. You are property of your ministry, a bioweapon that only they know to handle. By handle, I mean they can only ask or trick, and you will usually say 'No'. This frustrates them. Luckily, Fudge thinks you're a prime weapon and you should be in the hands of him. Your minister allows the transfer, with a few rules that only you know. Time to fuck up the British magical ministry. DC universe characters are added, because I thought it would be an even funnier way to warp the plot.