Истории Badgers

"You fucking fatass!" You said with tears in your eyes "Don't worry I am here" Cartman said kissing your forehead He is superficial, arrogant, narcissistic, evil, smokes in the dark corners of the city and steals, he has mental issues and he needs help, you are an artist, you smoke, you are bullied and you need help. Both of you need help and love, can you both help and love each other?

Professor Union, expert at the study of the rare and elusive purple badgers, has decided to create an entire book full of a bunch of random short stories.

The badger's way of life has remained unchanged for thousands of years, though now it has been endangered be modern man. Here, in the evocative style which will captivate so many readers, Ewan Clarkson follows one badger, Borun, from infancy to parenthood, penetrating deep into the world of nature. Borun inhabit Summercombe Woods, and so does Vandal the homeless white cat, as well as Polly Shaw, a retired schoolteacher who buys the picturesque but inconvenient Summercombe cottage. There are plenty of other creatures, too: a family of hedgehogs, One eye the vixen, rabbits galore, a multitude of birds. . . their lives interweaving and reacting upon one another throughout the seasons of an English year. This Book is being written in loving memory of my favourite writer for wildlife non-fiction Ewan Clarkson and my he rest in peace.❤️❤️

Sometimes in life you find yourself repeating the names of a certain vegetable over and over again, and that's okay.

Sara goes on a adventure to meet new friends and share her free candy!

Nadine Derbez is your regular honey badger shifter. She goes to college, minds her own business, and doesn't steal. Much. However, as much as she tries to be good, it's in her DNA to be oh so bad. And honey happens to be her favorite snack. What's a girl to do when she gets caught by the university's best hockey player while stealing some honey? Well, any honey badger worth their salt would make them silent, of course. But, something about that bear is so irresistible... Vincent Stepano liked living his quiet life. It was simple, and simple for a bear shifter was good. He went to class, ate, played hockey, ate, and slept. It was a cycle he was used to, and he was so intimidating that most didn't dare to disrupt his peace. However, after unfortunately catching a badger red-handed, he can't get rid of her. And, he's not really sure if he wants to...

The best of the west! This story is about how an ordinary football team from Arizona went undefeated and won the championship.

Welcome to Hufflepuff House with all things Hufflepuff~!! [Updates Randomly]

A teen boy ends up on a remote island with a 3 other teens. I will update this when I have the time WARNING: this story may contain some inappropriate language

This book follows Jim trying to survive the badger apocalypse and the stages of this disaster. Also he meets new friends along the way.

Baxter,Puddle,Scratch, Flip, Raven,and Barley lived in their home. One day though, the sun hadn't rose. This carried on for some time. They decide that they need to

Nectos, normal people with animal partners, have been going missing for years now and no one seems to know why. The Necto Protector Association(NPA) just kind of overlook it. The Sollies, Regulars born from Necto parents, hate the Nectos and want them separated from their animals, and will do anything to get what they want. Their plans are fueled with pure hatred and nothing is stopping them... 17-year-old Phoebe and her Necto partner, Darwin the badger, have just graduated from the Academy of Augustus Worloft. Wanting to be a Necto Protector, she turns in her application to the NPA, but gets turned down and gets an office job at the NPA (definitely not her dream job). She soon figures out that her parents have gone missing like so many others. Now determined to save her parents, she sets off on her journey to find who is behind it all, unwantedly bringing along others and some along the way. Can she figure out the Sollies plan and also defeat and save all the captured Nectos.

-book 2 Of Dawn of Battle -2018

A collection of poetry inspired by a life in an English wood. Meet the animals and birds. Experience the seasons. Enjoy the sunshine, the rain, the mist and the snow.

Four newly made RiverClan apprentices have just begun training. They learn quickly and are eager to show their Clan what they can do. Onyxpaw half way though her apprenticeship decides to become a medicine cat apprentice. Echopaw wishes to become Clan leader one day. Before long RiverClan scents dogs in their territory. One day WindClan is absent from a gathering. (A/N: This story is based off a RPG I'm currently playing with my friends.)

There will lie a group of five In this journey they will thrive Give them the drive And they will help us remain alive In the group lies the reincarnation Of the one lost in the first iteration She will be the color of a carnation And hold the future of our nation The next will be named of aid Another with the color of jade Then one who has been betrayed Lastly, one that must be swayed With this group do not be afraid With them the quest will not be in vain They will defeat those inhumane And once again will our world be sane ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEMPORARY TITLE AND COVER

Just a little short story I wrote for my English class

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