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Just some random stuff that happened at my school basically💁🏿‍♀️

Helen loved her small flower shop, she loved the bustling the of the city too. So she decided to combine those two things. She really wasn't looking for any romantic ties after breaking it off with a controlling ex-boyfriend. But nothing could have prepared her for the moment a customer slams her way inside the shops and slaps a 50 dollar bill. "How can I passively aggressively say 'fuck you' in flower language?"

What if you were the only different person in your school. Not emotionally, mentally or physically. But magically. You came from a painful and difficult past. Covering it up won't help when your face to face with the one and only Min Yoongi. _________________________ Wattpad book started: March 19th 2018 And yes, I'm still not finished.

Incorrect quotes from novels or manhwas I read. I will add new when I have time and motivation Englisch isn't my nativ language

An average life of an average gal, in an average school. Where the narrator (MEH)resides on the story of her average boring life and with very average thought like every average person would think: ¤Will i ever get a boyfriend ? ¤Will i ever have a friend? ¤ Will i ever get good grades? and of course the answer is.... READ THE STORY BEFORE ASKING ME :3

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its been awhile since i wrote something no clue what i was doing with the title tbh But dont think im gonna take this book serious i will just put my silly ideas abt the characters x reader ⚠️warnings⚠️ This book will DEFFEINTLY have swearing and innapropriate humor/jokes bad grammar so if you dont like that you can click off i dont support captainhowdie btw I WILL TRY NOT TO MAKE YOU THE READER/ Y/N NOT CRINGE BC IM TIRED OF THEESE X READER FANFICS MAKING THE READER CRINGEY ASF Ok bye bye

In which Seoul's youngest billionaire Kim Taehyung, the cold CEO, is a blind devotee of Lord Jeon Jungkook, the mythical king of gods! Well, who believes in God nowadays, but Taehyung does because of a past incident. While rumor has it that Jeon Jungkook, the god, is just a myth, but of course, Taehyung thinks otherwise. To him, Jeon Jungkook, the god is his entire life, his one true love! Yes, yes, you heard it right! Our boy Tae is in love with a God, and his only wish in this life is to marry his lord! Now, who's going to tell him that humans can't marry God? Or is there something more to unfold? Let's witness their journey of myth, faith, devotion, love, past, and heartaches. Top Kook Bottom Tae Mpreg Romcom Supernatural

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Counterstrike: Heaven Sent The Long Book follows Kate from the cornfield in Kansas, where she meets a bloodied Agent Gareth, hints at the scummy office politics of the Denver FBI Office, continues with the perilous journey back to Washington DC, introduces Agent Gareth's both brilliant and eccentric tech team at the FBI's secret Section Six, and concludes with Kate's own bitter and nasty career drama in DC. The Long Book reveals a bit more of the dark, lonely, and troubled personal and romantic histories of Kate and Agent Gareth, as they grow closer, against the vile backdrop of Klaus Vogle's cold blooded terrorism and murder plots. It follows the unlikely pair with a more in depth look at Gareth's tech team at Section Six, a brief introduction to his "father" figure at the CIA, the serene, but adventurous lifestyle of Gareth's Sister, Allie, and husband, is followed up with a scandalous and messy social outing at the Connecticut Estate of Gareth's real father, wild and dangerous adventures in Upstate New York, then wraps up with cold, wet, and bloody disasters in coastal Scotland. The Long Book concludes the bloody Scotland adventure, followed by a legal misunderstanding in New York, and more bad career melodrama back in Washington DC. It continues with a horseback ride in the Appalachian Mountains, and a nighttime showdown at the nation's most famous Lighthouse Park. It follows up with further deep and dark intrigues, leading to a fabulous Episcopal Wedding near San Francisco Harbor, and ultimately reaching the thrilling and exciting climax of Counterstrike: Heaven Sent.

so this is story that was written for a creative writing assignment in my english class but my friend and I decided to keep going with it. this is not the best story and the punctuation is probably terrible, both James and I are not the best writers and we didn't spend a lot of time on it. the "plot" is based on "Scream" (2nd favorite movie of all time would recommend;) but yeahh I'll have the character list because each of our friends play a character in the movie, spoiler I play Billy. and no I did not turn this in for the assignment.

what the flip is this brain rot

Crying and stress, it all builds up and you reach a breaking point. Unfortunately for Narcissa well.. she broke in front of some very uncomfortable basketball boys- they clearly did not know how to deal with a crying girl. They do try, though. Making a little safe place for each other- a little chosen family. Friendship based story and um.. not very great but, your on wattpad so you probably have read some trash before. Please try. 😬🙂😊 ⚠️ contains foul language/has curses⚠️

Jup, the random quote generator with the silent three. basically a complication of incorrects quotes i got with bumblebee, soundwave and shockwave, enjoy! ships included

Inspired by DepressedSalmon And SkidSkeleton Check out my kind of good art😎😎😎😎 Uh thank u for reading this lol or sum I accidentally brok mi humor an now i am supre unfuni I have good creativity i guess (BUT NOT 4 HUMOR GAHHAHCIFKR) Tag thing #54 badhumor 6/21/2022 #159 cool 6/22/2022 #322 inanimate 12/8/2022

Navy Rubel, not child friendly but also doesn't hate them. she's a star who rides the internet waves. from song waves, sound waves, and random waves of trends on the internet. the facts about Navy would be that she's Pansexual. And she bends metal and wires... that's why her own DJ set is her armor. Blixer is a main character as well, and three other main characters Cuda, Tri, and Angle. Other characters you hear are random names, just characters you'll hear less because they aren't the main 👍 So! with all that being said, read as much as you'd like! I'll try my best to keep these stories coming because this one might be one I would want to keep going with.

Weird moments between Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle! Both oc's!

Literally a trash fic. Jonathan Harker is a fat, food blogger who also happens to be a solicitor who wants to escape his annoying fiancée and Dracula is a guy who is bisexual and into fat lawyers. Also Jonathan is a bit stupid. Warning: Dracula x Jonathan is heavily implied.

And there goes my hot chocolate....