Badhumor Stories

The day was like any normal day, the birds were chirping, the compers were comping, but one thing was different that day, that one difference would change my love life, forever...

Capes? Fist fights? Kidnapping? Being chased by the authorities? Sounds like a good way to spend a Friday night ! Cordelia Hopper was getting chased by security like any other day when all of a sudden a white void appears before her, sucking her in before she could process what had happened. She ends up meeting the famous caped crusader, Batman and his previous side-kick, Nightwing. Join her as she warms the hearts of the BatFamily and annoys Damian along the way. This story is intended to make you guys laugh with Cordelia's weirdness. When she meets Batman she will be nine, but I'll age her up a bit when she meets Damian. (This will be a future Damian Wayne fanfiction) Don't be afraid to comment and let me know what you think!

This story is about my OC. At this time she is four years old. To be fair she is only four because that is where her story begins. This is the first book and as I make more she will get older.

Dark Moon Tavern is a place for any monster. And Steve. The customers are a handful for the workers. But the workers just go with it as long as they still get paid.

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Bakugo never thought he would see her again, but there she is standing a few feet away from him. "Hey kacchan, long time no see!" She shouts from the other side of the room. "Shit, she saw me!" Bakugo murmured as he began to tense up as she approached him... My first story... It's probably really crappy but oh well.... 👁💧👄💧👁 Please the 15th chapter has me crying🤣🤣🤣

A sh*tty series I started long ago that people liked.

Bnha crackfic/oneshot

This is just a collection of bad jokes which I found on the internet that I like but my sister thinks are terrible.

Alexandra sparrow washed ashore in port royal when Elizabeth swann and her father were there. She couldn't have been more than 8 years old. So after Elizabeth begged her father to take her in she became Alexandra swann the youngest of the governor's house. What will happen when Captain jack sparrow comes looking for his daughter? (It has been 2 years since they found Alexandra so she is 10 now)

"No. Nonono this can't be happening..." I sunk to the floor, my knees hugged against my chest and my head in my hands as realisation settled in of what was happening around me. I was... a Girl in Luv. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happens when you're seeing your brother and his friends and you end up falling in love? Girl in Luv is a story where you are siblings with J-hope and as your parents go on vacation you stay with him and his friends BTS - But once you start to fall for his friends, you're stuck in a position where you don't know what to do. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *~CONTENTS~* ☁️ Fluff ☁️ ⚠️ Some vulgar language ⚠️ 👌 Also some very bad humour 👌 💜 BANGTAN RELATED IF YOU ARE NOT A BTS STAN KINDLY LEAVE THANK YOU 💜

"...𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭?" | 𝘈 𝘠𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. Greetings, I admit that I have no experience writing stories, so be prepared for some mistakes and confusing grammar. But in any case, this will be about my OCs and some others in the feature; if I had made an OC X reader, there would be one, but for now, this story is about two beautiful lovers, one of whom is quite attractive and is surprisingly lazy, weak, fragile and sick, while the other is taller and looks quite intimidating and likely has some red flags. "What a pair," I say with a dreamy sigh. (P.S: I know you guys liked my 'high budget' thumbnail/hj)

Suddenly a hand grabbed me and I was pinned against the door. His scars so close.... so visible. "What's wrong? you look nervous? Is it the scars?" He pointed to his mouth and grinned, "......Wanna know how I gottem?"

And there goes my hot chocolate....

Whoever thought most princesses are hopeless and helpless damsels are kidding themselves. They may seem all caring and beautiful, utterly lost when it comes to battle and violence, but they are vicious. Beneath that smiling face is a conniving women, utterly consumed by her lust for power and riches. I doubt dragons would pick up those little brats if they could help it but, alas, those little whiny things always somehow piss them off. And this story has absolutely nothing to do with b*tchy princesses. Maybe it has to do with a peculiar dragon, a farmer boy, and DEFINITELY a princess, but not one that's a b*tchy. Not at all...

What if you were the only different person in your school. Not emotionally, mentally or physically. But magically. You came from a painful and difficult past. Covering it up won't help when your face to face with the one and only Min Yoongi. _________________________ Wattpad book started: March 19th 2018 And yes, I'm still not finished.

i basically made this at 2:07 in the morning because I was bored af, soooo enjoy 😬👌 P.S: please be aware that some of these can be cringy and dumb and basically not funny but I FIND IT FUNNY. so I'm sorry in advance for my bad humor 👹 *All characters/games/books featured in the story are NOT MINE. all creations made from the genius, Scott Cawthon. 🌚

[Actually, haven't thinking about synopsis; let's say this is under construction] Even The Beatles is just a human. Made just for fun

Crying and stress, it all builds up and you reach a breaking point. Unfortunately for Narcissa well.. she broke in front of some very uncomfortable basketball boys- they clearly did not know how to deal with a crying girl. They do try, though. Making a little safe place for each other- a little chosen family. Friendship based story and um.. not very great but, your on wattpad so you probably have read some trash before. Please try. 😬🙂😊 ⚠️ contains foul language/has curses⚠️

This is just me in my own character for Disney's Aladdin world and this is inspired by Back to Neverland Short. All rights to Aladdin belong to Disney