Badhumor Stories

"𝘐 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘢'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯, 𝘉𝘜𝘛 𝘐 𝘋𝘐𝘋𝘕𝘛 𝘌𝘟𝘗𝘌𝘊𝘛 𝘐𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒 𝘞𝘛𝘍!!" Was your reaction back then. Back when? oh sorry, let me explain; you were just an average middle school quirkless girl that loves reading manga, one day, you told yourself to start working out, Cause you were trynna find a distraction from your shitty life! but!! not any workout, It's the great Saitama's Training routine!! You just did it for fun, for three years straight, 100 pushups! 100 situps! 100 squats! a 10 KM run every day, three meals a day, NO A/C!!!!(you didn't have the money for ac anyways...)For three years straight, You trained just for fun, but took care of your hair ofc, you became Unbeatable! You didn't expect that, You just did it for fun! you didn't Mean to be as strong as Saitama! It was for fun, can't you just,𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙊? 𝗡𝗼, you can't Undo in this book, dear reader. you now Idolize the almighty Saitama more than before, and you're going to train at UA, to be a hero! You're on the way to both helping people and starting your journey to find someone as strong as you! The only backlash of gaining that power is..well...I can't think of any good ones rn...So... I'll be just taking your 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙩𝙤𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨 for the backlash. DON'T PANIC!!!! (This is old asf)

Rose Romaine comes back to the land she was born in to find out more about her 'missing' parents, no matter how much she asks her Grandfather he won't answer so she took matters into her own hand. So on her 18th birthday her and her best friends went on an adventure to find out more about her parents. What happens when her neighbors turned out to be bunch of guys and one of them is her childhood friend and enemy, but what she doesn't know is that soon he will become her love until death do them apart.?? Update every Saturday or Sunday (or whenever I'm free)

I mean, isn't this self-explanatory? I guess you can comment any ideas you want me to do, but keep in mind I am a junior in high school so I may be busy. Each oneshot has different trigger themes. I will put the themes up.

Art by @rkgknno on Instagram | Twitter | Tumblr 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 You move to Japan after a messy breakup. Wanting to start over, you get a job as a Teachers assistant and teach children English. You want to start over, where no one knows you. But once you keep running into a FINE stranger over and over again. It becomes hard to keep your promise of not falling in love. What will happen? Will you fall in love?? Will you be heartbroken again?? Will there be trauma or will there be drama, let's find out!?

what happens when bomshakalaka is bullied for her name? would she stand up or sit down 💀 read this story to find out.

Follow Mel Rose and Jesse Pinkman, as they accidentally drop out of high school, what's next for them?

Lydia Lupis had lived a terrible 14 years of life. She went to a school full of drug dealing thieves and gangs, lived in a shitty neighbourhood, had parents that didn't even give a shit about her to come home and a brother that treated her like absolute trash. The only half decent thing in her life was a stupid camp - Camp Rim of the World. Her brother Conrad gad a job there but instead of actually doing it, he just snogged any girl he could find, leaving Lydia to do his job for him. Lydia was never that much of a social person and usually spent most of her time at the camp either working or in her own cabin reading. Lydia expected these school holidays to be the same as every other, but what she didn't know was that these holidays were going to change her life. Aliens were taking over planet earth and after following three kids into the woods and meeting a strange boy, the fate of the world somehow rest in their hands. With her new found friends will they be able to save the world before humanity becomes extinct and will a curtain strange boy steal Lydia's heart or smash it into a million pieces? I do not own Rim of the World or its characters, im just adding my own character, a relationship between her and Gabriel and a few changes to the story to fit my character in. Everything else belongs to Netflix or whoever made it.

So you wanna read the Silmarillion, don'tcha? Tolkien's magnum opus, the entire reason Lord of the Rings exists, over 300 pages of genealogies, and for some reason a lot of singing? But you can't get through it, because you're a moron. Well, don't you worry, dear moronic reader, for I, a certified Tolkien moron, will explain the ENTIRE book to you. Every bit. From the Two Trees to the One Ring. Everything. The whole book. We're gonna meet some wild folks and you're not gonna recognize a single name for a while. Yes this will probably drive me insane. Don't worry about it. And if you've already read the book, welcome. Feel free to yell what I missed in the comments. Without further ado, let's get "The Silmarillion for Morons" started. Cover Art is from The Fall of Gondolin, drawn by Alan Lee. I do not own works by the Tolkien estate

a secret from 2 years ago made best friends Calum Hood & Kylie Danner now enemies. It's a really crappy story but if you like it I love you ❤.

An average life of an average gal, in an average school. Where the narrator (MEH)resides on the story of her average boring life and with very average thought like every average person would think: ¤Will i ever get a boyfriend ? ¤Will i ever have a friend? ¤ Will i ever get good grades? and of course the answer is.... READ THE STORY BEFORE ASKING ME :3

A life of how dreamswap would be if they were in highschool since dreamswap doesn't really get as much attention as other multiverses but may include swearing and ships so I hope you guys in joy~✨

When the Shadow Prince decided to rule over the Human World but stopped his goal for a mere human girl and fell for her. A story of how a heartless shadow prince turns into a boyfriend material;) Just inspired by one of my weird dreams LoL..

"What's up, buttercup?" He replies with no enthusiasm. Cool. 'You're doing great, hunny' Seokjin's wide grin shapes into a shock, eyes ready to pop out of their sockets. Nonetheless, a smile stretches across his face seconds later. Namjoon knows he has lost as Seokjin gives him a sly look. He is weak. "Feelin' chill, daffodil!" Namjoon's face morphs in disgust. "That was...bad. Remind me to never respond to you again." - Florist Namjoon and his Employee Seokjin can't help but fall for each other everyday despite being in the vicinity of beautiful blooming flowers.

Y/N L/N is a somewhat average high schooler with a not so average talent. He is the Ultimate Random Student, for being great at being random. And with his talent to do random things, he uses it to mess with people.

A normally antisocial nobody finally decides to change and try and become a more social person for her grandmother who has grown worried about her social habits. Heavily inspired by Phoenix drop high

A closeted gay Sometimes they Only wears black Or maybe grey Is v sad Until along came Jay Bud Daniels is registering for High School. This is stressful enough by itself, but then there's also the fact that he was born with a disfigurement, just moved into town and also happens to be gay.

Inspired by DepressedSalmon And SkidSkeleton Check out my kind of good art😎😎😎😎 Uh thank u for reading this lol or sum I accidentally brok mi humor an now i am supre unfuni I have good creativity i guess (BUT NOT 4 HUMOR GAHHAHCIFKR) Tag thing #54 badhumor 6/21/2022 #159 cool 6/22/2022 #322 inanimate 12/8/2022

[Actually, haven't thinking about synopsis; let's say this is under construction] Even The Beatles is just a human. Made just for fun

•✧•✧•✧• In which a trained assassin's new target is the owner of Ninjago's number one noodle house. After obtaining elemental powers through illegal experimentation, she gets invited to the Tournament of Elements where her target is located. However, she has no idea of the faces she'll meet or the troubles she'll face when accepting this mission. ---- "ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ?" "ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏ." "ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ." ---- ╰┈➤ Lloyd Garmadon x Fem!Reader ╰┈➤ Ninjago does not belong to me

This is some silly shit i made uhm so yeah first story