Истории Badhumor

This is a more long form version of the series I'm doing on SnipFic (Account: Mimi_is_Kioria) to add more details and you know, keep things consistent and connected. Why? Well, all 11 parts are just jumps and all except for some. Also, an excuse to test world building rather than being serious (a little bit) in writing. All in all it's actually just an excuse to many things. Now that the disclaimer is out the way, here's the excerpt: My four month vacation has started and life was fun for a while. All I had to do was eat, do personal things, do my hobbies, get distracted watching YouTube, sleep and dream. But on a particular night, I had a "dream" like no other. It was real, grounded, consistent and familiar. What's worse is I can't wake up from it. Soon I realize that maybe something happened to me since this feels completely Isekai, except there's no God to welcome me or give me those powers. Fine, sure, all fine. Because this isn't a random world I'm in. It's my own fantasy world. I know nearly everything here, I have enough knowledge to make my way. And perhaps, change plots and characters if a silly theory I made is true- fun times! I think... This idiotic piece is made by a young teen writer, so don't be that mean or mean at all! I'm still learning. It's also an attempt... not attempt but this may be a little comedy or have humor in it. I'm not a funny person so bear with what I think is funny. Thank you.

I swear i'm a good writer normally...

what happens when bomshakalaka is bullied for her name? would she stand up or sit down 💀 read this story to find out.

Bakugo never thought he would see her again, but there she is standing a few feet away from him. "Hey kacchan, long time no see!" She shouts from the other side of the room. "Shit, she saw me!" Bakugo murmured as he began to tense up as she approached him... My first story... It's probably really crappy but oh well.... 👁💧👄💧👁 Please the 15th chapter has me crying🤣🤣🤣

Crying and stress, it all builds up and you reach a breaking point. Unfortunately for Narcissa well.. she broke in front of some very uncomfortable basketball boys- they clearly did not know how to deal with a crying girl. They do try, though. Making a little safe place for each other- a little chosen family. Friendship based story and um.. not very great but, your on wattpad so you probably have read some trash before. Please try. 😬🙂😊 ⚠️ contains foul language/has curses⚠️

Deez nutz

come here, my children

Warning this contains: -Ships. -Memes. -Bad comedy. -Puns. -Really weird humor. -And much more. Rated Mature For Following Reasons: !!!WILL ALWAYS START CHAPTERS WITH THE WARNINGS THE CHAPTER CONTAINS!!! -Semi-strong 12+ language. -Mentions of 13+ things sometimes but not so often. Welp. I guess I take requests? xD

A life of how dreamswap would be if they were in highschool since dreamswap doesn't really get as much attention as other multiverses but may include swearing and ships so I hope you guys in joy~✨

Context: a very young teenage girl was attempting to train to become an devil killers to fulfil her promises with her grandfather and to find out the actual truth about her grandfather death and secrets Tip: Hashtag says everything Extra: I accidentally found my oc (stella) in pin n I'll js make it into a cover (the similarity is the eye not the appearance n she'll gets the golden eye near the future) Extra 2: when the mc was officially became a devil killers, their main role was to kill devils but they can also travel the world to get information too! Or js have sum fun (but if they didn't killed a single devil n only wasting time, they'll be fired n kicked out)

So you wanna read the Silmarillion, don'tcha? Tolkien's magnum opus, the entire reason Lord of the Rings exists, over 300 pages of genealogies, and for some reason a lot of singing? But you can't get through it, because you're a moron. Well, don't you worry, dear moronic reader, for I, a certified Tolkien moron, will explain the ENTIRE book to you. Every bit. From the Two Trees to the One Ring. Everything. The whole book. We're gonna meet some wild folks and you're not gonna recognize a single name for a while. Yes this will probably drive me insane. Don't worry about it. And if you've already read the book, welcome. Feel free to yell what I missed in the comments. Without further ado, let's get "The Silmarillion for Morons" started. Cover Art is from The Fall of Gondolin, drawn by Alan Lee. I do not own works by the Tolkien estate

"Baby steps... Lets take baby steps okay?"-Jaziel You gave him a peck on his cheek, startling him looking at a blank space with wide eyes. "Then baby steps it is mister. " You giggled by his reaction but it didn't last long when he started to kiss your lips.Trailing down your neck to your collarbone. "Nevermind babysteps, I want you Sarah. " * I'm an amateur writer so please do bare with: -Typographical errors; -Grammar errors; & -Spelling Errors.* Copyrights: all rights reserved unless you messege me privately and send me these in one text buble: •Account name, (@gmail you use, must be publicised to be seen) •What will you do to my book? •Why would do you want to do it? If given permission: •Send me the work you've done so I can look through it as well 😊 Enjoy reading🌺

The misadventures of the goofy Spoodermen.

What if you were the only different person in your school. Not emotionally, mentally or physically. But magically. You came from a painful and difficult past. Covering it up won't help when your face to face with the one and only Min Yoongi. _________________________ Wattpad book started: March 19th 2018 And yes, I'm still not finished.

Suddenly a hand grabbed me and I was pinned against the door. His scars so close.... so visible. "What's wrong? you look nervous? Is it the scars?" He pointed to his mouth and grinned, "......Wanna know how I gottem?"

Jennie is a normal girl who murders who crosses her even if it is her best friend.

These memes are also actually from my Reddit profile as well, you may not believe me, but I don't care, just get a taste of my bad humor.

I mean, isn't this self-explanatory? I guess you can comment any ideas you want me to do, but keep in mind I am a junior in high school so I may be busy. Each oneshot has different trigger themes. I will put the themes up.

Bedrock duo because I'm sad

Mae has always believed she could feel other people's emotions. An "empath," she calls it-a gift that lets her understand people before they ever speak. But as she starts college, sharing a dorm with three strangers and navigating the awkwardness of new beginnings (and a crippling fear of her past failures), the gift that once helped her survive, might not be a gift. The emotions she reads off others don't always match reality. Her presence makes people uncomfortable. And the line between what's hers and what's theirs begins to blur. In a story about self realizations, missed connections, and the terrifying act of letting others truly see you, Mae beginsher journey to understand the emotions shes been drowning in, and the true emotions of others.