Badjob Stories

Christmas has become so commercial that Santa Claus is no longer able to reward nice kids or punish naughty ones. He is PISSED OFF and ends up surprised to find that Someone Else seems to be as well.

It was midnight. And I was snuggled deep in my floral covers. I had a bad case of bed hair and bed face. I looked so scary I could just get up, find an unlucky victim, sarcastically say "boo!" and they would die. My wonderful not-so-beauty sleep, was interrupted by a laugh, then the sound of music, and the house shaking. What the actual fudge? My door banged open, allowing the outside light in. I hissed... "Luna? Um... Surprise? Why are you sleeping during your sixteenth birthday bash?" My older sister Ruby asked. "It's my birthday?" I groaned. "Mhmmm," she muttered. Oh the joy. Hi! My name is Luna Nias, as you probably already know! And this here is just a couple, scratch that, a 100 karma filled stories of my life. Enjoy!