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After years of friendship Wonwoo and JunHui finally confess to the love of their life and their best friend, Mingyu. How will it go? Will Mingyu accept their feelings? Will he reject them? Read to find out!

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She looks like a Rose, or maybe an Anne, but definitely not a Roseanne. Whatever her name (she certainly doesn't remember it), she's dead now, and there's not much to be done about that, but she's not quite ready to leave (don't bother asking why because she doesn't remember that part either). Luckily for her, she's not confused and alone, just confused. A ghoul of sorts who decides he rather likes the name Albert for now is in the business of undead philanthropy, because after all, no soul should feel lost for their Ever After.

When I'm done with my long shift at the nightly comedy club, I don't go to sleep, I entertain the internet! I've finally brought my wonderfull material over to Wattpad for everyone to enjoy!

I'm Bad At Updating. So. To Do Something I Could Update All The Time. This Should Be Something I Could Do! EDIT: I cannot

I kidnap you and take you on a tour of my mind

Jane Ann wants to see the world. More specifically, America. She wants to see Concerts of her favourite artists, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Ed Sheeran, Rihanna, Beyonce, more importantly though, Sabrina Carpenter. Sabrina is Jane's all time favourite singer, her celebrity crush, and one of her many role models. She always promised herself, if given the chance, she'd ask her out. Will she get the chance? Will she ask? Or will she break her promise...

just a collection of the best jokes ever (jokes not mine) p.s i'm really bad at book cover ideas p.p.s these jokes are really bad, but they're really funny i promise (some jokes are text and others are pictures // jokes marked with * may be sensitive to some people)

Alois Trancy is a young and very hip worker at 'Sinful Sips' a local coffee shop ran by Sebastian Michaelis his boss. Around his fifth month working there however he runs into someone he doesn't recognize but his coffee order he does. Either fate would have it be that they met-or maybe it's just Alois' dumb luck? Anywhore, he can't help himself from falling into the flames that is Ciel Phantomhive.

The worst corny jokes in history

The title says it all. And more. Everyone thinks about random things at the most random times, unfortunately for me that's most the time. This is just random, so there are to be a few stupid ones but that's just me.

Hullo, all traitors who are reading this. My name is Bobbitious Mordecai Winter, and this is my Diary. You are very, very r00d if you read past this point. So pls don't Written by Lily only.

Rose Lillard. A outcast at school and a toy at home. With her mother dead by suicide when she was 8, Rose now lives with her alcoholic father. Life in the Lillard household is equal to hell. Used as her father's plaything and punching bag, Rose doesn't know who to turn to for help. She has no friends and no family. But what happens when there is a new girl in school? And she has a interest in Rose. Can this new girl help the broken flower before it's too late? WARNING: this story contains self harm, suicide, abuse, rape, and bullying. If you cannot read then please don't read. I don't want anyone hurt or sad. AND THIS STORY ALSO CONTAINS LESBIANS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GIRLS DATING EACH OTHER THEN LEAVE WITH A OOF UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!! BE HOMOPHOBIC SOMEWHERES ELSE.

Jokes so bad they're good.

Longest Book Title EVER. I guess this is a part when I tell you about something in the book... But I DID IN THE TITLE!!! *Cue fake laughing in the background*

Two strangers. Both running from their past. Both trying to find a "safe" place. Both trying to do whatever it takes, start a better life. Happen to find each other, in the most unexpected way possible. When a simple open window, leads to... anything but simple. With the past catching up to them. These two strangers, try to make the best of their situation. Will they be ready for what is to come? Do they find the better life they're looking for? Can they out run the past?

Tail : ...you're a fake ass Christian I heard y'all last night you horny ass fuckers no regard for my feelings: okay Tail shut up ~ your local crackheads be wildin' out there