Badjokes Histórias

Ever wanted to have the ability to out lame-joke your dad, king of lame jokes? Have you ever wanted to be the new overlord of lame jokes? Have you ever wanted to take over the world? Well, I can't help you with the last one, but the first two are possible!è

Everyone likes a good joke now and then right? Well Igor is the best man for a good joke.But Igor is almost too good at his job.At least that's what Jeff says.But its only a few annoying jokes,nothing to get mad over right?And certainly nothing to kill for. First original work,comments and constructive criticism is also appreciated. Like if you want to see more SQ

Sitting in front of a dork in History

Sargent Felicia (Fliss) Mearin is overly sentimental, but when she's paired with the winter soldier Sargent James Barnes, there is no longer an excuse for caring. Sargent Barnes is a cold-hearted killer, like the others of his kind, fighting for a cause that she wished neither of them had to fight for. No one could love him. At first, it's only a question of learning not to care about the assassin, but what happens when Fliss accidentally wakes Bucky up? What happens when she watches him forced under the machine, brainwashed, over and over? What happens when she realizes there really is someone worth caring about under there? In a story of love, loss, friendship, tragedy, terrible jokes, and the battle to stay alive, Fliss will question whether or not it's worth living, if you have no one to die for.

Just a bunch of posts that I find funny and whatnot so here you go! Disclaimer: I get most of these from Pinterest and the internet so shout out to the original owners!!

One-sided (?) hurt comfort, BL.

Just really bad dad JOKES😂😂 Read if you want

Knock knock What did the ___________ ---- Just Harry's jokes that are horrible but funny for being horrible :)

Lucy Koral was a daughter of the almighty sea god Poseidon and a mother she couldn't remember. She'd lived on the streets of London for so long, she trusted no one but herself and thought everyone would eventually betray her. After meeting a rowdy, fun-loving group of demigods, fighting an impossible war with the lord of time, Kronos, will she choose to lend a hand? Will she finally learn to trust others? Or will she abandon them when they need her most?Lucy

bad jokes bad pickup lines maybe slightly offending expect bad spelling

It is springtime in Teyvat, somewhere in Sumeru, is a lonely cherry tree on a cliff. Cyno was the first to discover this tree. With barely any time to spend his break, he decides to spend it with his loving family. OR Family bonding + Cyno and Tighnari being boyfriends. Crossposted on Ao3 and Wattpad.

the names halcyon. dont ask my last name because i dont have one and this is the story of me and how i met my family. i wasnt 'Bonely' anymore. i think a couple of them might like me. dont tell them i told you though...shhhh

Lets start from the begining...let's just say I tried to soar high in the sky, but ended up falling face first in the sewer dragging the tooth of Mason with me. OKAY OKAY I tried to kiss the idiot for New Years but ended up knocking his tooth out and almost knocking me unconscious. I KNOW TRAGIC! #791 Humor Hey! This is a story about me. Adalyn Evershaw. Pronunced like A-Da like Aah and lyn. Unique huh. Anyway this is my story about a homeless 19 almost 20 year old (me) who's life was changed to fame because of 4 things: First the awesome but not as awesome as me NEW best friend Second A one in a lifetime oppertunity Third New York And last but not least Fourth. The awkward first impression with a complete stranger (the idiot main character). Also known as Mason, like the jar. I won't spoil anything now because that's just plain cruel. So read on to find romance, mystery, humor (just a tad) and more. *DISCLAIMER* WILL INCLUDE REALLY CHEESY MOMENTS *cue gagging sounds* SWEARS (just a tad) AND INCREDIBLY LAME JOKES AND COMEBACKS. APART FROM THESE YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS BOOK Hope you enjoy Adalyn

Cinta membuat mu bertekuk lutut. Jika ia merendahkan mu , tinggalkan. Jika ia rela bertekuk lutut bersamamu , jangan lepaskan. itu merupakan kutipan kesukaan morpheus si murid jenius di SMP Ilsan. Dan begitupula denganku , aku juga suka kutipan itu.

Because this Kenny is inheritently stupid.....

if you know me irl then dont read this bc id lose all my dignity - A Book of Puns 101 Reminder: If you are to read this, please beware that some or most of the jokes in this book will be extremely corny. Please do not hit me with a shoe after reading this. --- I will not take credit to any of the jokes that are used in this book that aren't mine. All of these jokes belong to their respective owners (this sounds so serious when it's about jokes). But also know that I make an effort to make some jokes of my own. You could tell apart the ones I've made because it is extremely corny and probably the worst joke you've ever read.

Notro, Wacky , and inko are best friends and the go on crazy adventures every day Based on roblox (I wont be updating until I get a bit more viewers)

Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on? Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a book, I'll have to warn you... it's a little bit hard to digest... I'm serious, finding all these jokes was hard to stomach... But if you really do want to read it it's your funeral.

This book is no ordinary book... No no no no... This is the painfully large compilation of all the pain, anxiety, stress, and anger that most dis-functional teens will know all too well. Just for your added benefit, there are some poetic fails added in for you too laugh at with all your pent up scorn, because why not?

Just bad jokes that me and my friends come up with about The Beatles.