Badjokes Stories

The heir to a dead tech empire, a junior recruit for his country's premier intelligence agency, and an apprentice to an assassin on government payroll walk into history's most prestigious institution. Sounds like the beginning of a really shitty joke. Caleb Istaele was too idealistic for his own good. Marcus Ashford-Raines was all too willing to lie to get what he wanted. Yuri Halecyne was never one to care about anything around him. When the United Nations Academy for the International Mastery of Standard Studies finally extends its coveted invitation to deserving candidates all over the world, three boys from three entirely different worlds find themselves entwined within the deadly embrace of the most esteemed high school in history. Seven exams. One month. Three meanings. For the heir, it meant the difference between the life of struggle he left behind and the life of luxury he could yet recover. For the spy, it meant that he would have to cross lines and tell lies that even he wouldn't dare tell. For the apprentice, it meant repaying the favor to one who died before she could get to see him succeed. And so they met in the school where anything is possible. Let the joke play out. "Good luck. Try not to die." - Principal-General updates once every 1-2 weeks :D sorry for any grammar errors english isnt my first language

Everyone is tired of the constant fighting between Tharn and Type. That's why a group of young friends are meeting in a room to come up with a plan that will allow them to have peace; some as neighbors and others as friends. The goal of the mission: to create a friendship between the two troublemakers ..... Or something else?

if you know me irl then dont read this bc id lose all my dignity - A Book of Puns 101 Reminder: If you are to read this, please beware that some or most of the jokes in this book will be extremely corny. Please do not hit me with a shoe after reading this. --- I will not take credit to any of the jokes that are used in this book that aren't mine. All of these jokes belong to their respective owners (this sounds so serious when it's about jokes). But also know that I make an effort to make some jokes of my own. You could tell apart the ones I've made because it is extremely corny and probably the worst joke you've ever read.

A compilation of puns, jokes, gags and shower thoughts. #9 in seriously 4/28/21 #1 in pleaseno 4/28/21 #1 in plsno 4/28/21 #2 in lateatnight 4/28/21 #2 in lmbo 4/28/21

Your First Day In Middle School, A New School Entirely, 6th Grade. A Female Student You Are. Exploring The Halls Of You're New School. You Understand The Challenges Just One Millennial Can Go Through. Patch Yourself Up. You Just Have 3 Years.

I really just wanted to have a place to type my random things like jokes, thoughts etc. I do have my random art/drawing/doodle (book?) post, but that's only for drawings so...YEAH! I hope you enjoy my wierd/random things.

Don't get attached

You are a very wondrous person, who is very bubbly and an extrovert but behind closed doors your actually very lazy and the only ones who knows this is your family yet they force you to go outside more and make friends which you already do just, they don't know your real personality whatsoever. But what happens if your parents had adopted a bitty just for you so you can go out more but instead it encourages it? Not an XReader story

~My first story that's not a crack story on google docs, yayyy~ bad at descriptions, read at your own risk and tell me what to improve ^-^

♪(^∇^*) y/n has a beautiful talent for singing but, will it bring her trouble ?

"Of course, Cyno's loved before. He loves many things, the big ones and the little ones. He loves the forest where Tighnari lives in, he loves the desert in which every time Tighnari steps a foot in, Cyno is forced to carry him back home. He loves Sumeru, which Tighnari loves as well. He loves their archon, who gave Tighnari that beautiful, shiny dendro vision that makes him even stronger than he already is. He loves Tighnari's tail. And last but definitely not least; He loves Tighnari. And Tighnari loves him, too. But and then? What do they do after loving each other?" Or: Cyno being soft for Tighnari, and Tighnari being reasonable, but also deeply terrified by lighting.

Just some puns and jokes i know of

It's in the title. SOME JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE , SO DON'T GET OFFENDED. It's some what comedy.

The worst corny jokes in history

The sound of a body getting run over is the worst sound possible. At least that's what I remembered. It was a cold day that evening. The first day of the winter solace. I was fourteen years-old then. And that was the day I truly met Lincoln Jacob McCarther . (Full synopsis inside! *Temporary cover!)

Everyone likes a good joke now and then right? Well Igor is the best man for a good joke.But Igor is almost too good at his job.At least that's what Jeff says.But its only a few annoying jokes,nothing to get mad over right?And certainly nothing to kill for. First original work,comments and constructive criticism is also appreciated. Like if you want to see more SQ

Whoops. My hand slipped. Cover by @The_Purple_Pineapple

Everyone always says I act too much like a protagonist. Well considering that I just moved nine thousand miles across the sea, began a girl's singing cult, became instantly famous, changed my name (not legally, but blackmailing the media seemed to do the trick), and won five hundred thousand dollars I think it's fair to say I'm definitely not a side character. Oh yeah, and there's the job interview I had, the bureau I joined, the cover I created, the spy I became, and the man who's life I saved. I mean, I'm not trying to brag but, call me the mentor and we might have some serious problems. But if I was the mentor, I'd remind you all that nothing is as it seems. And live is too short not to eat cake.