Historias de Badjokes

this is about my stupidity, but i think you already know that

"Of course, Cyno's loved before. He loves many things, the big ones and the little ones. He loves the forest where Tighnari lives in, he loves the desert in which every time Tighnari steps a foot in, Cyno is forced to carry him back home. He loves Sumeru, which Tighnari loves as well. He loves their archon, who gave Tighnari that beautiful, shiny dendro vision that makes him even stronger than he already is. He loves Tighnari's tail. And last but definitely not least; He loves Tighnari. And Tighnari loves him, too. But and then? What do they do after loving each other?" Or: Cyno being soft for Tighnari, and Tighnari being reasonable, but also deeply terrified by lighting.

if you know me irl then dont read this bc id lose all my dignity - A Book of Puns 101 Reminder: If you are to read this, please beware that some or most of the jokes in this book will be extremely corny. Please do not hit me with a shoe after reading this. --- I will not take credit to any of the jokes that are used in this book that aren't mine. All of these jokes belong to their respective owners (this sounds so serious when it's about jokes). But also know that I make an effort to make some jokes of my own. You could tell apart the ones I've made because it is extremely corny and probably the worst joke you've ever read.

Lets start from the begining...let's just say I tried to soar high in the sky, but ended up falling face first in the sewer dragging the tooth of Mason with me. OKAY OKAY I tried to kiss the idiot for New Years but ended up knocking his tooth out and almost knocking me unconscious. I KNOW TRAGIC! #791 Humor Hey! This is a story about me. Adalyn Evershaw. Pronunced like A-Da like Aah and lyn. Unique huh. Anyway this is my story about a homeless 19 almost 20 year old (me) who's life was changed to fame because of 4 things: First the awesome but not as awesome as me NEW best friend Second A one in a lifetime oppertunity Third New York And last but not least Fourth. The awkward first impression with a complete stranger (the idiot main character). Also known as Mason, like the jar. I won't spoil anything now because that's just plain cruel. So read on to find romance, mystery, humor (just a tad) and more. *DISCLAIMER* WILL INCLUDE REALLY CHEESY MOMENTS *cue gagging sounds* SWEARS (just a tad) AND INCREDIBLY LAME JOKES AND COMEBACKS. APART FROM THESE YOU WILL SURVIVE THIS BOOK Hope you enjoy Adalyn

jokes some are dirty some have cussing so beware. Punz yeah some are bad some are dirty Pickup linez will also be in here like funny or dirty onez If you have a joke or pun or a pickup line comment and i'll probably put it up there Friends are helping like = ENDER-ROSE, Dountfan, MidKnight1234,PockiePoop(MORE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JOIN THEY JUST DON'T KNOW)

Everyone always says I act too much like a protagonist. Well considering that I just moved nine thousand miles across the sea, began a girl's singing cult, became instantly famous, changed my name (not legally, but blackmailing the media seemed to do the trick), and won five hundred thousand dollars I think it's fair to say I'm definitely not a side character. Oh yeah, and there's the job interview I had, the bureau I joined, the cover I created, the spy I became, and the man who's life I saved. I mean, I'm not trying to brag but, call me the mentor and we might have some serious problems. But if I was the mentor, I'd remind you all that nothing is as it seems. And live is too short not to eat cake.

This is a list of puns and jokes

I'm really really sorry if it offends anyone cause I didn't mean to. Don't worry,there'll be warnings if it's swearing and such.

Only about 70% percent of the story's are mine a.k.a all the really crappy ones. Also I'm lazy and inconsistent with my uploads but who cares.

The title says it all. And more. Everyone thinks about random things at the most random times, unfortunately for me that's most the time. This is just random, so there are to be a few stupid ones but that's just me.

What I do on my archive, is write holiday stories. I had my friends pick which universe I was going to write. It was 50/50 Marvel and OUAT. So Marvel is on wattpad, Once will be on archive. There is not description really. Other than stupid jokes, teasing, and well thanksgiving fun.

The "Enhanced Woman" pops up randomly, on S.H.I.E.L.D and Hydra's radar. Both compete to get to her first. Hydra wishes to use her as a weapon against, S.H.I.E.L.D. While S.H.I.E.L.D, wishes to protect her. However, the "Enhanced Woman" is unaware of the two organizations. All she knows, is that someone is after her. S.H.I.E.L.D sends in their best assassins, Barton and Grean to bring in the "Enhanced Woman". The last place she's spotted? At a fancy party hosted by, Mr. Lane. Mr. Lane is a rich billionaire, who may or may not be a "friendly." But he has been helping, keep the "Enhanced Woman" safe. During this cat and mouse game, of bringing in the "Enhanced Woman". Two people go missing, Fury's team falls apart, and Hydra has a new assassin on their hands... but who is this assassin?

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♪(^∇^*) y/n has a beautiful talent for singing but, will it bring her trouble ?

Two strangers. Both running from their past. Both trying to find a "safe" place. Both trying to do whatever it takes, start a better life. Happen to find each other, in the most unexpected way possible. When a simple open window, leads to... anything but simple. With the past catching up to them. These two strangers, try to make the best of their situation. Will they be ready for what is to come? Do they find the better life they're looking for? Can they out run the past?

its a part four bitch