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The heir to a dead tech empire, a junior recruit for his country's premier intelligence agency, and an apprentice to an assassin on government payroll walk into history's most prestigious institution. Sounds like the beginning of a really shitty joke. Caleb Istaele was too idealistic for his own good. Marcus Ashford-Raines was all too willing to lie to get what he wanted. Yuri Halecyne was never one to care about anything around him. When the United Nations Academy for the International Mastery of Standard Studies finally extends its coveted invitation to deserving candidates all over the world, three boys from three entirely different worlds find themselves entwined within the deadly embrace of the most esteemed high school in history. Seven exams. One month. Three meanings. For the heir, it meant the difference between the life of struggle he left behind and the life of luxury he could yet recover. For the spy, it meant that he would have to cross lines and tell lies that even he wouldn't dare tell. For the apprentice, it meant repaying the favor to one who died before she could get to see him succeed. And so they met in the school where anything is possible. Let the joke play out. "Good luck. Try not to die." - Principal-General updates once every 1-2 weeks :D sorry for any grammar errors english isnt my first language

When the mortals meet the sun. Featuring: Amber's Tail ChocoDream I sh#t on my mom Work/j MoonRose totally_notRosay2.0 Emily Crystal Aquatix •[DYING_RAT]• !! Milly : He/Him 🗑️ Local Trashcan That Is Blue 🗑️ Rio_Mev thecondomdidntwork cloudkit

"Of course, Cyno's loved before. He loves many things, the big ones and the little ones. He loves the forest where Tighnari lives in, he loves the desert in which every time Tighnari steps a foot in, Cyno is forced to carry him back home. He loves Sumeru, which Tighnari loves as well. He loves their archon, who gave Tighnari that beautiful, shiny dendro vision that makes him even stronger than he already is. He loves Tighnari's tail. And last but definitely not least; He loves Tighnari. And Tighnari loves him, too. But and then? What do they do after loving each other?" Or: Cyno being soft for Tighnari, and Tighnari being reasonable, but also deeply terrified by lighting.

-Avenger's Fanfiction- Natasha Romanov is many things, but understanding is not one of them. When Pepper Potts finally puts her foot down about hiring a housekeeper, no one is more upset than Natasha. A new employee, right in the space that she is just learning to feel safe in? No thanks. Now enter Erin, a twenty-five-year-old college drop-out with absolutely no hopes for the future and more emotional baggage than even the Avenger's Tower has room for. But as she starts her newest job, cleaning for Earth's Mightiest Heroes, she begins to realize that they might need her as much as she needs them. A/N- OK, so this is an idea that I have been sitting on for a while now. I got the inspiration for this story from a Quotev fic called "The Tower". You should definitely check it out, because it is amazing! But I have tried to change it up, make it my own a bit more. Enjoy!

And this is a circle dU DUD DU DU

The Neko-maid-trap roaming the VR world will meet a little Kitten without a name and decide to help him. They went onto semi epic side quest/ journey and meet some of Fizzi's friends to help them in their journey is some way. But soon they find that the Kitten is not the only one who missing something. Optimal Age Restriction: 100+ Disclaimer: 'This is comedian FanFiction. Be aware of possibility to get caught in laughter, because the story can contain puns, god jokes, adult jokes, heavy jokes, inappropriate jokes, or other kinds of jokes, randomness and references. Suitable age restriction: Century and more. Bite into it, or beat it. All references or (whatever else) are there for only comedic purpose of the story. (Just for funny comedy, no politic or something else.) There is high possibility for miss translation of the meaning of the gag. So have mercy, passion and sense for humor. Enjoy!' [18 Feb 2023 In progress of editing - Repairing]

Alois Trancy is a young and very hip worker at 'Sinful Sips' a local coffee shop ran by Sebastian Michaelis his boss. Around his fifth month working there however he runs into someone he doesn't recognize but his coffee order he does. Either fate would have it be that they met-or maybe it's just Alois' dumb luck? Anywhore, he can't help himself from falling into the flames that is Ciel Phantomhive.

This is dedicated to two of my best friends ever. It includes everyday conversations, us texting, lot's of bad jokes, puns and sarcasm. It gives you an insight on the people behind the accounts Merida198 (mine), @Toyuzu2 (my very best friend's) and @WolfShadow17155 (one of my other best friends) By the way: I call my best friend Bro. It's easier than Toyutzu, and Tee(t) instead of WolfShadow .

Cath is forced into a courtship with the king, heartbroken over her own dreams she is drawn towards the warm lemon eyes of the kings own Joker. (I do not own Alice in wonderland, Heartless or any of the characters. They belong to Marissa Meyer & Lewis Carroll)

Nial h and a bunch of other crazy shit i think of

Like sonic shitpost but eddsworld and its drawn ._. I cant draw sonic lmao Theres gunna be a couple aus Some may be mine Uhhhhh Slow updates? Tordtom and Eddmatt warning Yea thats it :/

Bleh I just wanted to write down something I thought was funny

Just how far can Captain Levi's cleaning obsession go? Could it get to a point where it became dangerous? What will happen to YOU because of it? All of these questions and more will be answered once you delve into this world of mouthy cadets and angry cleaning pixies! Enjoy! :D

Just a really bad joke about gabusa ship

La historia de un hombre que a cada paso que da se le acorta la vida... ¿o bien puede ser lo contrario?