Badjokes Stories

Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny!

another comedy gold series but it's a mini series about the hanahaki disease i just got this idea from one tiktok. contains: -blood (ofc) -angst -fluff -miscommunication(idk what else to add) i haven't made a sad book yet so bear with me please. i might also try to add some art scene in this cause idk I have exam now so I'm gonna inflect pain to my favorite ship cause i am in pain too. But I'm still gonna continue the other comedy book so don't worry! Btw this was also inspired by the other comedygold fanfics that also had hanahaki disease so ye!

"I once saw a man who had made Henna Berry pies mixed with Rukkhashava mushrooms. I asked him if he was the first one to do so, and he replied that he was. Therefore, I told him, 'You must be a very innovative pie-oneer,'" Cyno said with a serious expression. When the matra all stared at him with incredulous faces, he asked, "Oh, was the joke not clear enough for you? You see, because the man was selling a pie made from a new and interesting combination of ingredients, he must have been the first person to do so, making him a pioneer in the field of baking pies. The humorous part of the story lies in the play of words. The word 'pie' fits into the word 'pioneer', thus creating a pun." OR Tighnari's slow descent into insanity and my take on the history of Cyno's jokes,

Wer Bock auf Flachwitze hat ist hier genau richtig!

Do you love the rain?" he asked after a pause. Luna hesitated, looking out at the falling droplets. "Not really. It makes me blue," she admitted, her tone a little lighter than her words might've suggested. Ashen blinked, surprised by the answer. "But... you seem like you're kind of enjoying it." Luna's lips curled into a tiny smile. "Yeah, I'm enjoying feeling blue." . . . Before Ashen could reply, Ethan's gaze drifted outside. Across the street, a young girl held her little brother's hand, a pair of bright balloons bobbing above their heads as they splashed through puddles. Ethan's smile faded, his eyes distant, clouded with something unspoken. Ashen noticed the shift-the way Ethan's hand froze mid-spin on his cup, the slight tension in his jaw. But instead of prying, he leaned back and said lightly, "You want one of those balloons too, huh?" Ethan blinked, then snorted softly. "Yeah. The red one." . . . Three college students, each carrying their own burdens of loss and unspoken grief. They don't know it yet, but their lives are about to collide. As they struggle to fight their demons, they'll find comfort in each other's pain. But will they find healing-or will the shadows of their pasts pull them apart? This is a story about finding strength in brokenness, healing through connection, and the journey of learning how to live again.

Sirius thinks the joke he thinks up is funny. Regulus tells him otherwise. Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. This was written for Froday Flash Fiction Challenge - amnesty and it was written for the 2011 prompt "naughty words"

"Pet me." "You're not my cat." Han Jisung hates cats in general. Lee Minho owns three cats. What would happen if Jisung is forced to like cats, whereas Minho happens to find himself another cat? 「🍭」l e e. m i n h o & h a n. j i s u n g 「🦄」started 08/12/19 finished 02/02/21 Total words counted: 117,645 words 🖇️. Also to remind you that this is categorized as Alternate Universe (AU) fan fiction. I use characters from Stray Kids, other KPOP artists, game characters, and my own Original Character (OC) that I created to make the story more interesting. Please remember that most characters are not mine, I don't own these idols, and I have no bad intentions whatsoever. I don't mean any harm or intended to discriminate the artists used in this fic by all means. I wholeheartedly support and respect them. ( LOTS AND LOTS OF CURSING ) PLS TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THERE ARE MULTIPLE HARSH LANGUAGES AND STUFF THAT CAN BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE !! [ cover made by my certified child : @jiuuvi ] . #69 in STAY 🌚 - 270520 . #1 in DIRTYJOKES - 200221 ©tokoyamis 2019

The worst corny jokes in history

Just some puns and jokes i know of

Alois Trancy is a young and very hip worker at 'Sinful Sips' a local coffee shop ran by Sebastian Michaelis his boss. Around his fifth month working there however he runs into someone he doesn't recognize but his coffee order he does. Either fate would have it be that they met-or maybe it's just Alois' dumb luck? Anywhore, he can't help himself from falling into the flames that is Ciel Phantomhive.

Sitting in front of a dork in History

Only about 70% percent of the story's are mine a.k.a all the really crappy ones. Also I'm lazy and inconsistent with my uploads but who cares.

These are just some bad jokes or good ones depending on who you are

Fukunaga and you had an odd relationship because of your personalities being so similar. The teacher thought you guys should work together and that's the only time you guys really communicate but.woth your eyes like girls do. So when you cry over a plant that died he can't help but comfort you. Fukunaga Shouhei x reader

On November 1st 2000, Yang Shei, a Prince was born. 6 years after, Yang Shei's father and mother were assassinated in front of his own eyes. A man by the name of Black Hand Kamui was the cause of the assassination. He had released a scandal which stated that the king and queen were involved in black magic, which was easily believed. Kamui then became second commander, later to take over from the first commander. He had the towns army at his command. After 15 years of Kamui's reign, Shei had relocated to a small area outside of Japan. It was safe. There he met Aria Asui, who would later become his wife. Let's see how the story shall progress.....

Weird and funny things I've said. Something there might just be stories

(This is an LMK insert oc story) (July, 23 Editing) Angie, a kid who ran away from home, from her parents, from her friends, from everything, but she found herself someone willing to help. Eventually, she stumbled across a little noodle shop and grew closer to MK, Mei, Tang, and Pigsy. For three years, everything was normal and chill... Until Mk got a certain staff. And what is all this mystery about Xiǎo èyùn? "I'm going to do it! I'm going to prove that I'm useful to them!" "I can't do this, I'm useless," "Ha ha, well shit!" "Welp looks like we can ibuprofen our way out of this one boys," "Fuck you art block" "Sir... I am a 14-year-old kid with an Asian mom and an obsession with fanfiction. An artist who suffers from both mommy and daddy issues, religious trauma, abandonment issues, and self-worth issues, who copes with the crippling horror that is this reality and my horrendous mental state with reader inserts to feel important to fictional characters. Knowing this look me dead in the eyes and ask me if I'm okay" "HI! My name's Angie, and I'm a piece of shit!"