Badparentsplinter Stories

okay, we all know how it goes, right? Raph's the oldest, leo is the second oldest, donnie is the second youngest, and mikey is the youngest, aka the baby of the group, but what if Draxum came by, and told them their true ages? what if splinter had been wrong? (CAUSE HE PROBABLY GUESSED DUE TO THEIR HEIGHTS) What if raph was the second youngest of the four? and the runt of his clutch in the pet store?