Badpickuplines Stories

This book is just about cheeses jokes and bad pick up lines. I'll be really happy if you check out the first few chapters of the book:). Thanks you guys so much for reading this! -Gracie_Hoefer

Here are the worst puns I can think of!

Literally any little scenario that comes to mind, mostly ships. Oh, also the art isn't mine and belongs to the respective owners, unless stated otherwise. Also really sorry but slow updates.

⚠DISCLAIMER⚠ i did not write these i copied them frome google

warning ⚠️ BAD

Calvin is a straight guy in a not so straight bar. But only because it's his friend's birthday of course. At least until he meets Alex. Two grow close and become a couple. Soon they begin to argue and eventually Calvin discovers something that causes them to drift apart for good. Or so Calvin thought. What will he do when he receives a call two years later from somebody that he used to know? Chapter Excerpt: I wake up only to be greeted by a blinking light on my phone signaling that I had a voicemail. Confused as to who it could be I eagerly pressed the device to my ear. "Hi! It's been awhile, but I was wondering if you wanted to get some coffee and chat? I think it would be fun to catch up! Okay, bye!" The familiar voice yelled happily through the phone. I narrowed my eyes suspiciously. Only one person would dare call me this early in the morning while sounding that full of energy...Oh no. No,no,no,NO!

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Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny!

Bad pickup lines that are sure to make you groan and make sure you stay single if you use them

Some cheesy pick up lines for yall. Will most definitely get you rejected, but worth a try, right? These are the kind of pick up lines you practice on yourself in the mirror and shut yourself down. Enjoy this cringe!

cheesy pick up lines

110% Guarantee to get you a girlfriend/boyfriend. JK, I like to use these on friends so they'll laugh. MOST CREDIT GOES TO THE INTERNET. IF I MAKE IT UP I'LL TELL YOU! Bye.

This is a love story between Travis and my Minecraft Dairies character name Isa. P.s not Brendan's wife Issa By the way this is in Mystreet.

Read the title!! These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough. Enjoy. Example: - Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

By Ash? Idk these are just bad pick up lines