Badpuns Stories

Ian exhales the breath he didn't know he was holding, shakily. There's so much he wants to ask - but he's distracted by the sound of trumpets in the background. "Is that ... is that Mariachi music?" This is my attempt at wrapping up the Gallavich storyline in a Shameless fashion - something which may, or may not be attempted by the series going forward. It wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got there, but I think there's still aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored. Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.

Just dad jokes

Come one, come all to the most cringeworthy book out there! This "book" is filled with puns to make you laugh!

Just jokes that piss off Max, but Adam and Ross are laughing their fricking butts off.

The Fault in Our 'Stars'

Note: This book is full of bad puns,If you hate puns like Papyrus,Your gonna have a bad time when you read this ;)

I present to you my never ending list of funny and cringy puns and jokes! I hope you enjoy it!

I like memes but this is not

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Welcome to the bonezone of skelepuns!

"What are you guys? What am I?" My voice sounds different; I can't pin point why. I am not scared though, in fact, I feel a strange tranquility. The green eyed one lets out a genuine laugh. "Why, we're immortals. And so are you. That crash didn't kill you. So it preserved you. You are damned like the rest of us now." "Oh, don't listen to him," The beautiful red haired one sighs. "We aren't damned. We're simply bored. And it's just so convenient that you've come along now."

In which countries who have been given human qualities like talking type to one another... and makes some random history (or modern time) jokes. Lots of puns in here. Some good, most bad.

LOL

This is a list of all the bad pun me and my friends make if you do not like cringy jokes dark humor or any of the sorts than you shouldnt be on the internet let alone here other wise good luck

The world is full of demons we can't see. Ethereal beings that wreak havoc by inhabiting the bodies of humans and using them as weapons to wage war against their own kind. Miyoko Areshi is a shy young girl who gets caught in the middle when her body is suddenly possessed by a powerful demon, and must soon choose which side to fight for.

Lily Anne Williams is your typical nobody. She's the laughing stock of her school. She has the clichéd nerdy aura latched unto her as a curse and partially a blessing. Now she's sixteen, she works in the library with Xandy to get her money from the government. She makes lots of efforts to fit in more activities in her tight schedule. You'd believe that pigs fly rather than believe she gets a chance getting a boyfriend. She's a different person this summer. She meets these four guys. •~•~•~•~•~ Carter Jones owes half of his life to Lily from all the unmistaken near deaths and humiliation of being saved by a girl. He thanks her for helping him with his sister and some other problems. •~•~•~•~•~•~• Cody Grisham is the typical 'spoiled brat' kind of type. He takes advantage of his Father's power just to get what he wants. And he'll make sure that he gets Black. •~•~•~•~•~•~•~• James Jacobsen is a close friend of Rose and is the middle child with his ten sisters. He looks out for them and puts up with them. Even if it means by losing his best friend. Or only friend that stuck up with him. •~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Drew Mitchell is like Ivy; parents unknown. They both haven't met them or saw them, even just for a teeny tiny glimpse. Only difference is that he's living with his grandma. •~•~•~•~•~•~•~ If you're wondering about somethings, read the story. You'll understand it better (I hope). I would very much appreciate if you read my story ❤ With amazing effort and randomness -simon peter

Ok this is really weird but oh well anywho...this was kinda inspired by the music video The Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance. It reminded me of Bucky and Steve back before they were frozen. So yea i added MCR to the mix you'll understand after you read it.

the world has three kingdoms now. Northmanni,the non-magic kingdom, Ether,the magic kingdom, and Paladine,the halfer kingdom. Alexander Blanc is your everyday Etherian! Rich, spoiled,talented,well liked,and magical. So when he finds a halfer and a Northmannin in Ether he immediately thinks "hey! I've never seen either of those before! lets say hi!" umm... Lets see how that goes

This is a book of random puns that we have either found or created. Not all of the puns are ours. We will update as we think of them

The TARDIS lands in a snowy wonderland. A snowball fight ensues and Jamie learns another thing or two about dressing for the weather.