Badpuns Stories

I got the idea from a random conversation I had with someone. I honestly just can't even. This will be an epic tale of action, romance, and ALIEN WAR!

doublebillion: how do you make a boy look at you in a "weo weo" way and not in an "aww" way yeetcucumbers: whats that even supposed to mean? snaccjacc: he means 'how do you make a boy look at you in an "i wanna bang" way and not in a "let's be just friends ™" way doublebillion: yes jaebae: i have several questions

Have you ever just started reading a steamy werewolf tale, but, then stopped and asked yourself: "BUT, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!" No? Well, then, here you go ANYWAYS, a dictionary to answer all of your prayers~!

This is a collection of stories that I either made up or found inspiration for from another source. They are all scary, but not so scary that you will pee yourself.

Sooooooooooo basically Erna Setera (aka Ashley) and Loki meet each other in the TVA. But do they know each other from a past life? Are they together?

The book where I rant about things I can't say out loud.

(Y/N) (L/N) is a 6-4 pilot once allied with the SRS Marauder Corps. After an "incident," he left the Militia, searching to protect the Frontier on his own terms. The Frontier is his home and the 6-4 is his family, but that's all about to change. He and his vanguard class titan, OS-1415, are deployed to cover Jack Cooper's entrance to the fold weapon facility. When the prodigal pilot succeeds, Jack manages to escape the blast radius via drop ship. You weren't as lucky. Not quite escaping the planet-leveling explosion, you find yourself on a planet well outside of Frontier space. You are immediately faced with beasts, robots, and school girls? Now trapped on the planet with no back up and no way to "phone home," (Y/N) must fight for his very survival as explores the new world, while meeting the weirdest people he's ever known along the way. (Y/N) learns to accept these people, even love them, as he eventually joins the fight to save them. Eventually, everyone on Remnant knows the fatal four words: "STAND BY FOR TITANFALL."

You came here for a reason. You're not leaving until you get some puns.

Since the day she was born to the time she said hello to the interent something never felt right will Emily fight these demons?or will she slowly get consumed day after day?

*on hold* Welcome to Pandora's Box, a collection of short stories that have nothing to do with each other. There's pretty much nothing you won't find here (except for fanfiction). Romance, theft, murder, comedy, comedic murder... you name it. Well? Are You ready to open her box and unleash a bunch of random shit into the world?

*ask me anything, im up for answers, kids. (Random updates) (Will be ongoing for awhile if the community keeps asking me questions, so feel free to ask anything, even if it's dumb, weird, or stupid!) Disclaimer: I do not own Undertale. Toby Fox owns Undertale. Obviously. Also, NONE OF THIS ART IS MINE!!!

the world has three kingdoms now. Northmanni,the non-magic kingdom, Ether,the magic kingdom, and Paladine,the halfer kingdom. Alexander Blanc is your everyday Etherian! Rich, spoiled,talented,well liked,and magical. So when he finds a halfer and a Northmannin in Ether he immediately thinks "hey! I've never seen either of those before! lets say hi!" umm... Lets see how that goes

"Is it hard being a psychic?" It's an odd question- one that admittedly catches the pink-haired boy off guard- but he doesn't hesitate to respond. "Good grief... of course it is. There's always something to fix, or somebody to save. But I'm used to it." The rabbit steps closer, eyeing him. "Is that why you look so unhappy?" - Or; Saiki befriends a baby rabbit, toils with his sense of humanity, and continuously pushes people away.

I only run if there are donuts or a hot guy at the finish line. This time it was both.

This story is just mainly about my little brother's very bad puns and jokes.

An internet messaging fanfiction. Death Note x Bleach. Misleading name. Not as cool as its name.

He has to belive me the mission depends on it. that was my life before an exciting life of gang espionage and crime and adventure. now my life consists of an overeager math teacher a nosey therapist an annoying SHIELD agent trying to get me to do a stupid stark industries internship and a less annoying very irresponsible SHIELD agent "keeping me safe" got to say I didn't think I would ever miss the gangs and crime. I DON'T OWN ANY MARVEL CHARACTERS the story will be like structured one-shots

Geno and Reaper both have severe problems going on in their lives. What are their problems? If they're even able to, what kind of solutions will they find? How will they find eachother and how will their relationship blossom? Read to find out!