Badpuns Stories

Original idea. December 10 2016// #735 in humor January 30 2017 // #727 Humor March 03 2017 // #951 Humor March 04 2017 // #576 Humor March 05 2017 // #802 Humor May 26 2018 // #825 SHINEE 12/9/2016 slight hiatus

What was the Author's last name? Penn.

Story about how death found love in a moon goddess...

How many flowers would you trade for a hot cappuccino? How many cups of coffee would you trade for a dozen red roses? What would Cherrie give for a bit of romance? A daisy maybe, but not much. She doesn't care for that sort of thing, only for the things in front of her. But what if the thing in front of her is the unexpected? A new coffee shop, right across from the flower shop she works at, perhaps? Will a little push help her find the things she didn't know she needed? Or will she be forced to take over her father's company? Or maybe she rides a gay unicorn into the sunset with nothing but lavender in her pockets? Guess you'll just have to read to see how it all goes down. Even if this description doesn't make that much sense, read this story for a little love!

Geno and Reaper both have severe problems going on in their lives. What are their problems? If they're even able to, what kind of solutions will they find? How will they find eachother and how will their relationship blossom? Read to find out!

So expect bad puns.. WHAT THE TITTLE SAYS OKAAYY??! (and yea- most of these will be of the Internet.. BUT THAT DOESN'T RLY MATTER AS LONG AS YA GET THE JOKES??.. idk ;-;) WHATEVER BYEE~~!

ask me, papyrus anything. ok?

A group of runaway middle school students explore haunted areas in search of proof of the paranormal. Thye get their proof just not the way they expect. Fallow Izza Vines and her friends into tragedy in their many adventures.

Just some silly jokes for y'all

"What would happen if we got together?" "I don't know, but I'm sure that the poor guy's-" "Don't finish that sentence!" "Head still would be spinning." "You finished the sentence." Its a Ben Fankhauser x reader story. You get it. The title explains it all.

bruh read the title

Katara was only 3 years old when her mother died of a sickness. Katara was brought to an orphanage and lived there for two and a half years. A family came in looking for a girl to adopt. Katara was young and ever time a family comes she would look around the corner to watch the family to see if they will adopt her. And this family was made up of five boys a mother and a father. The first four brothers looked to be about a year or more apart, but two of the first four brothers were twins. The fifth brother looked to be about two years old. The brothers were looking at Katara and one of the older boys asked his mother to adopt her. So the mother did. What will happen when Katara finds out the families secret? Will she accept then or not? Will she find a mate of her own? Sorry about the intro I'm not so good at that but please read this story.

I got the idea from a random conversation I had with someone. I honestly just can't even. This will be an epic tale of action, romance, and ALIEN WAR!

In which countries who have been given human qualities like talking type to one another... and makes some random history (or modern time) jokes. Lots of puns in here. Some good, most bad.

This will be my first billdip fanfiction and I'm not that good so please I would like it you guys reading this book could give me advice on how I'm going. Disclaimer (I do not own Gravity falls nor majority of the characters in this book.)

My AU of Future MHA, I'll try to add canon things, because of my OCD, also... slow updates. Also OCs.

Um.... puns....yea. just puns

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