Baldi Histoires

Follow the absurd and looney adventures of Charlie and Oliver (and plenty of other main characters to come!); two best friends who go to a wacky school called "Here School" where they endlessly dodge surprises and run away from their math teacher; Mr. Baldi. What will they encounter? What horrors are upon the school? Let's see... (This series has headcanons and AUs in it, so don't expect everything to be just like the game!) (HIGHLY inspired by TAWOG) (All art made by me) (Do NOT steal any of my original characters!) This story is an AU itself, but is not completely different from the canon Baldi's Basics, including original lore from Baldi's Basics, etc. HOWEVER, it does include fan-made lore and its own storyline!

I cried while writing this but it also includes pregnant Miku (Btw none of the characters are mine)

Congradulations you have found this weird fanfic now all you need to do is READ IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.....omg why am I making this.

20 Contestants are taken from their home universes and are forced to battle for an ultimate prize! Who wins? You decide!

Enjoy this lemon! Sorry if it isnt good, this is my first lemon.

Baldi finally finds love and is trying to kill her but can't cause he is in love! Yes there is lemon up in this book so beware!

Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning is a state-of-the-art, fun-time educational book that teaches a slew of subjects! From math to spelling, you'll learn a lot! Meet Baldi's frien̸d̷s̴ ̶a̴l̸o̵n̶g̸ ̵t̵h̴e̸ ̴w̴a̶y̴,̵ ̶e̴͕̎x̴͉́p̶̜̈́e̶͉̾r̴̢͋i̷̲͒m̵̪̆e̴̬͌n̶̝̑t̸̰̏ ̶̟͊ẁ̶̲i̷̫̍t̶̡̉h̸̢̔ ̵̜͝i̷̘͊t̷͉͘ẻ̴̤m̸̗͇̋͊̿͑̃͊͜ŝ̷̳̜̬̃͛̎͝,̵̖̔ ̵̠̉̈́̽̓̃̑a̴̻̟̒̃́̋͘ň̴͙͉͖̳̺͌̇͌͠ͅd̵͉̒̍̿́̂͗ͅ ̶̧̥͉̬̹̬̾͐ĕ̵̗̪̩̒͂̏̑̕x̶͔͉͉͚̓͜p̴̧̡̛͇l̶͚͙̻̋͌̀̈͋o̸̦͍̾͜ȓ̵̝̯͍̑̂e̸͎̮͍͛ͅͅ ̶͇́̇̓͋t̷̰̖͈̻̖̃͘͠ơ̸̱͊͌̀̓ ̷̈́̅͜y̷̤͇̠͖̭̔͒̕ȍ̶͔͘͠ų̴̳̮̺̕̚͠ͅr̴̙̣̤͈̂͊͒̽̈́̔ ̸͚̤̟̥̑ḣ̴͙͙̦͍́̓ DON'T READ THIS BOOK! It's not what it looks like! Once you anger Baldi, there's no turning back, and if he finds you... Look, just trust me okay? I'm warning you, if you end up reading this, avoid Baldi at ALL COSTS. Use the items sca̶t̷t̷e̵r̵e̴d̸ ̸a̸r̴o̸u̶n̷d̸ ̸t̵o̴ ̴y̸o̶u̷r̵ ̶a̴d̵v̴a̴n̸t̶ä̴̠́ͅǵ̷̡̖̹̼̌̑e̶͚͒̔̋̋.̴̤͔̜̙̎̀̀́ ̷̠̬͌M̴̢͍̻͂̎͜a̶̧̳̥͆͆̋͝ͅn̴̬̫̥̰̐i̶̻͊p̷͉̂̈ū̶̦ḷ̵̨̡͙̅ȃ̷̢̜͎̏͆̃͜ẗ̸͚è̴̱̞ ̵̨̖̤̓́̕͜ḫ̴̺́i̵̮̽͘m̵͚̜̘͆̅ ̵̞̫̂͋b̵͈̪̜̞͒̔̿y̷̫̿̾̽͝ ̸̰͙̯̺̏͑̔ḿ̶̡̃̒̀a̶̘͛k̴̬͎̼͑̋i̵͓͒͑n̸͓̩̝̈́͂͂͘ğ̶̦͙́̕͝ ̸̝͙͈̺̃̐ñ̷̮͚͔̍̒ő̸̮̼i̶̯͇̦̅́̈͜s̷̬͎̿̄e̵̮̠̯̽̎̽s̴̯̤̣̾̅̃ ̶͓̅̈t̴̺̹͎̙͆̀̓̌h̵̰̫͗͜ä̴̦̠͒ţ̷͓̤̞͑̍ ̴̫̪̞̔l̶͎̜͂̌e̸̥̋͊̎͘à̵̫͈̙d̴̬̳̳̃ ̵̰͑̚̕h̵̨̤̐͜i̶̛͇̻̱̅̌̌m̸̺̞͔̩̓̈́ ̶̨͕̜͋Á̴͈͓͉̜͌̕W̵̨̟̆̎̑A̷̰̒̈́͘Y̷̩̒͒̈́̐̃ ̶̬͈̯͈̈́̋͆f̸̭̻͚͐͒͜͜r̴̯̤͖͒͗͆͌͌̚ỏ̷̹̦̊̒̾͛̈́m̷̲̃ ̸̠̤͍̥͆̄̂̈́̈̎y̴̨̳̳͖̗̥̌͌̌̈́͝ǫ̶̧͔̯͓̿̉̚ū̸̞͍̯̱͓͓,̸͕̲̀̎ ̵̗̹͌̆a

Baldi is a very sexi man Wow

thanks for all the reads on the last one, I decided to make another.

Because why not? Your younger brother had accidentally left all his notebooks back at school, and asked you to go back and get them for him. You didn't really want to, but you agreed to it anyway. When you made it there, you were greeted by a seemingly kind teacher, but is he really?

you go skool on your first day and you first see mr baldy in skool and he will teach you faborite subject, math cause it very cool u should lern and try but then he get very mad at you, see what happen next

baldi violently beats his shit too you down the phone major nsfw warning

im fucking pissing myself over here

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE THUMBNAIL. Also my older cousin made me do this. this is incredibly inaccurate but honestly who cares-

Baldi x reader but, what if you WERE good in math ?! THIS IS GONE SEXUAL !!!!!!!

spancc ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (my discord "friends" dared me to make this. stab me.)

Inside jokes made into stories

baldi grows depressed from constant abuse so he gets an apprentace.

the best faanfic you will evar reed