Balls Stories

Falling into the Dragon Ball universe is already a headache... but waking up in Raditz's body on the exact day he arrives on Earth? That's a death sentence. ...Unless you already know the entire script-and have absolutely no intention of following it. Dean, a forty-year-old man with encyclopedic knowledge of the franchise, takes control of the long-haired Saiyan warrior. But instead of acting like the usual arrogant soldier doomed to end up with a hole through his chest, he chooses a different approach: cunning, boldness, and a healthy dose of strategy. Why fight your younger brother to the death when you can win him over with a hug-and take advantage of his naivety? Why let the Z Fighters repeat the same logical mistakes when you can start pulling the strings from the shadows... or right in front of them? With an imposing presence and a calculating mind, this new Raditz sets out to cheat fate itself. From securing the economy of Mount Paozu to win over his sister-in-law, to capturing Bulma's heart-and her technology-before a certain short-tempered prince ever sets foot on the planet, he's determined to reshape everything. But time is running out... and the real monsters of outer space are still on their way. To survive, build a comfortable life, and protect his new reality-and family-Raditz will have to rewrite the rules of the game. After all, becoming the strongest warrior in the universe is always an option... ...but bending the story to his own curiosity and amusement sounds far more fun.

My thoughts on things and other random stuff idfk

How far would you go for the one you loved? Madrigal Cabriole would do anything for Allegro Danseur. He isn't just her childhood friend and adoptive brother, but the man who owns her heart. Which is why, for the sake of the treaty between his Famiglia and their arch nemesis the Cavaliers, she'll swallow her pride and endure the contempt and disdain of his fellow noblemen. Better to have a bruised ego than a headless fiancé. But as the treaty's negotiations are drawn farther out, and the wedding encroaches ever closer, the further she and Allegro drift apart. Madrigal believes sinister means are afoot in the form of the Cavalier leader but cannot take action without putting Allegro's life on the line. Desperate, her fears drive her into the home of a mysterious man who promises eternal happiness, for a price she's unsure she's willing to pay. Madrigal must decide if her heart is worth the cost, because once a heart has been stolen, it can never be returned.

homeless. alone. lost. cosco. that was life for two sisters before robert came.. lana and ade soon find themselves lost in love and nyc... their old home.. when old love returns what will happen?! we do not own robert pattinson or tmnt nothing that happens in this book is real!!! not based on a true story, no affiliation with any historical events!

"I must admit, I was surprised you did not dance with any of the suitor." "Even if I enjoy events such as my godmother's ball, they can be quite loud, can they not? And yet, I did not see you with a young debutante either." "Perhaps I did not, because there was someone else I would have preferred to dance with. However, she seemed rather intent on remaining to the side, and I did not wish to interrupt her." "Perhaps the lady would not have minded being interrupted. Perhaps she was even waiting for it." ---------------------------------------- All Chrysanthe ever wanted was to be seen for who she was and not for who her family have. Not for the title or the land but for the woman who loved to take walks in the garden, looking and admiring flowers. The woman who would do anything to live her life for the fullest and to now regret a moment. The woman who wanted to marry for love and not out of duty. And Benedict Bridgerton? Well, he wanted to be the free spirit of the family, not obligated to duties like his older brother was and not occupied with studies like his younger sister Eloise. In marriage, he simply wished for someone who would give him the gift of love and care without taking away his freedom, of his passion. Like Lady Whistledown likes to write, the social season will show it's real colours soon enough and maybe discover new secrets of the ton. (Slow updates)

"You're beautiful, just like an Orchid.." "Really?" "Would I lie to you?"

HAIAKOKU: a ban evasion love story. Selfcest HAIAK x Bankoku ONESHOT

haha gay hedgehogs uwu so kawaii desu

when michael finds himself in the space between a rock and a hard place.

now is your time to run hehe

Offensive memes for offensive people

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No one expected it when love suddenly befell the unassuming Eloise Bridgerton. It disrupted the plans of a certain Lord, the Queen herself, and even Violet-who, after all, so dearly dreamed of a "love match" for each of her children. Will the spirited and headstrong Eloise succeed this time? Or will wit and wisdom prove insufficient in the battle against the rigid expectations of 19th-century conservative London society? A fanfiction inspired by Julia Quinn's Bridgerton series

carlos and that's all you need to know

Rascal loves to just hit you with something that usually isnt meant to be used to hit

Demons are known for manipulating things, twisting things to make them bend until they break and shatter. You would hope that angels wouldn't act the same as the demons. Unfortunately in this case that's exactly what the do.

The fat, cream covered town of Vandilism holds a secret. Sexy Foot has the perfect life working as a large in the city and transforming like transformers with his Victorian child boyfriend, Unsexy Foot. However, when he finds a squishy large balls in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Foot family. A national large day leaves Sexy with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to me Vandilism to find some answers. At first the people of Vandilism are happy and furry. He is intrigued by the curiously baby like small, Bad Toe. However, after he introduces him to hard balls, Sexy slowly finds himself drawn into a web of rough gay ball robbing, mom and perhaps, even outpizzaing the hut. Can Sexy resist the charms of Bad Toe and uncover the secret of the squishy large balls before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Vandilism legend? (This desc is Auto generated, im building my story off of it 😍) //"Are sock-Man's services for hire? I could do with some help fiding my own food." - The Daily Tale "The dullest novel ever written. I'm so bored of stories set in basement that feature a school called Fenne." - Enid Kibbler "I'm going to rush out and buy this book! I can totally see a mermaid version of will wood." - Hit the Spoof "I once knew somebody called Fenne. Sigh." - Zob Gloop

HE WILL STOP AT NOTHING... She, Miss Dionysia Merton is the second daughter of the Viscount Goodwin. A plain beauty, she set her heart out to the exclusive Duke of Hartwell, and become his duchess, but her heart had other plans, as she did not come think that she would find herself falling for someone else... TO MAKE HER HIS... He, David Phillips, Marquess of Rothsbey, heir to the Dukedom of Cravern has loved the plain Jane, Dionysia Merton, but only to him, she is beautiful. So when he sees her pin for the Duke of Hartwell, David is determined to have her into his arms, even if it means giving what he has never given before: his heart

sans x reader one shot

Dave from dave and bamberi gets an epic interview bexauz yeash