Banhammerphighting Stories

"A busy day. Just like yesterday. Just like the day before. Just like every day. As if it never ends. Not like I get sleep in this place anyway. Not since Subspace'...

Art belongs to Soda. Scythehammer, or as I've dubbed it, Cops and Robbers oneshots. No smut, dear god no smut.

You were just an ordinary highschool student until... When you were walking back home, you feel a blunt object being hit on you. And that's where your journey began.

i cant do this.

tw: medhammer (imma medspacehammer shipper..heh....👅👅🤑🤑🤤😈👶🙏🙏) this is a req btww!! also..guh..1RST S-S-S-S-STORY B-BY M-M-M-M-M-ME....? heh...so sigma.. erm thi...