Bantz Stories

idk whats wrong with me so dont ask

Love absolutely sucks, dont let it suck you in. No sunshines and rainbows in this book- if you're looking for a nice depressing clusterfuck of a book, look no further. Thou hath arrived. Its amazing, trust me. (i wrote this before i started the book, ambition is peaked- i feel like Macbeth).

For all the lads out there craving a cheeky nandos run #banterbury

"BUZZ BUZZ MOTHER FUCKERS IM OUT OF HERE. THIS BARRY BEE IS OUT." All Barry bee wants is to go out and explore the world. He's tired of the same old buzzless boring lifestyle and is ready for a new start. Deciding to leave his family and friends, Barry wonders what adventures are in store for him and who he will encounter on his journey. (c) ples do not copy or use this story w/out permission thenks and bee delicious.

It's a fact

the adventures of a smol pan girl trying to be cool

A short biography on Jón Daði Böðvarsson, the Icelandic footballer, in English. Twitter: @jondadi Instagram: @jondadib

im fucking terrorfied. this is so scary. help me. he will make me say cherries. help me.

Some of the problems I have with life, that no one actually cares about, blended with the few tags I do and then some other crap that I don't need to spend time on - yep, that's about it. Thanks for looking, or not. I seriously need to get a life...

Me being a failure as a human.

Hey guys this is a book were we will try to get a super high amount of views and votes!!

Morgan Freeman is God And this is my legacy to him

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