Frohike1970
Donald fears he is going insane--and with good reason. Every male member of his family eventually succumbs to insanity, but Donald is not having any of that (it makes it hard to meet women and have a good time when you're chained up in the barn to keep you from eating your own toenails) so he sets off to become a hero. That, he figures, is the best way to become rich and famous, something he desperately wants. Not so much for the wealth and fame, but rather because--as everyone knows--the rich and famous are never 'crazy', they are 'eccentric'. So, if he must go mad (and he certainly must, since it's a family tradition), Donald would much rather have people say of him "that's the eccentric hero, Donald" than "that crazy old git, Donald--he eats his own toenails". So he sets off to find fame, fortune, and eccentricity accompanied only by his horse, Duncan. Fate, however, steps in to lend a hand and Donald soon learns that being a hero (especially a barbaric one) involves a lot of sweat and beating people over the head with heavy, sharp implements. . .