Barf Stories

"Why, gods? Why me?" Belitted and bullied, Gothi's apprentice is constantly mocked for training to be healer instead of a warrior, she ignored it, Next came the jokes, she was always being teased about her fascinations with not existent creatures, dragons that are just folktale by Sailors, Are they? When the adopted daughter of the Hoffersen family follows an eerie song and finds the mythical dragon, she knew what she had to do. After a while, she saw the heir with something unexpected.. a Night Fury. If she told, she'd be praised for being the one who warned the village of a traitor, She didn't. She kept their secret along with her own. Their goal? Don't get caught. Will they succeed? Will anyone find out? What will happen next? Find out now, in Scales and Skin, Thick and Thin! (Slow updates) I do not own Httyd or any characters, only my ocs and plots!

In this AU Hiccup decides to run away from Berk with Toothless, after he has been chosen to kill the Moustrous Nightmare, with the intentions of never returning to the village. Years had passed... Hiccup and Toothless had faced the Arcipelago together, they've met allies and enemies, reunited with someone who he presumed dead. There were ups and downs, but they were always together. But something unpleasant happens to them. Will they get out of this mess? ---------------------------- I OWN NOTHING This fanfic is based upon the films and shows (not the books)

When Hiccup began to get to know Toothless, he wasn't the only dragon in that cove. There was a baby dragon there with Toothless. Another Night Fury? Not exactly-but it did look quite similar to one. As a hatchling that had only recently emerged, the little dragon was still very new to the world. She didn't know that the relationship between dragons and humans was a complicated one. All she knew was that as long as no one touched her food, everything was fine. I don't own any characters or anything in Httyd. All the OC drawings are done by AI because I don't know how to draw.

This is a story after Dragon's Edge but before HTTYD 2 so they just help sick dragons and the occasional trader, but this story is not without the ships Hiccstrid, Heatherlegs and possibly Rufflout. Heather is now a fully fledged dragon rider because someone else now is ruling Beserker Island. Dagur is with Mala but sometimes stays over. ALL THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO CRESSIDA COWELL AND DREAMWORKS. Extract....... 'YOU DID NOT TAKE MY FAVOURITE AXE AND USE IT TO EXTRACT MONSTROUS NIGHTMARE GEL FROM HOOKFANG!' Astrid yelled. Snotlout meekly nodded, 'Yes, but you've got loads of axes-surely that one wasn't that important. And why do YOU have more axes then me, you're a-' 'I DARE YOU TO FINISH THAT SENTENCE SNOTLOUT YORGENSEN!' Astrid screamed.

Valka rushed into pretect Hiccup. But what she saw, proved everything she believed. This was not a vicious beast, but a gentle creater, who's soul reflected her own. "Valka!" Stoik the Vast threw his axe at the dragon. The dragon turned to fight back. "no!" Valka stopped him. Stoik rushed to grab Hiccup, but it was too late. The dragon flew off with Valka and Hiccup. "Stoik!" "Valka...Hiccup..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now Astrid Hofferson is the strongest out of the teens. So with Stoik left with no children, he decides Astrid must be Heir. She was powerful, determined, quick, light on her feet, and had a hobby of killing dragons. Just how Stoik liked. Now Astrid finds a Nightfurry, the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. After shooting down the beast...she see's something it the dragon...something that changes her life forever.

smol fanfic about le bootiful ship eddtord

A young girl is the sister of dagur and heather but she is washed up on berk can hiccup and the gang trust her or will they fall for a lie.

The origin of the newest popular game on Berk

I got the idea of making this book when on my Fairy Tail Memes book a bunch of people were commenting on some of the worst Fairy Tail ships they know. So I thought, "HEY, WHY NOT USE THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE AND MAKE A CRAPPY BOOK ABOUT 'EM!" This book is when I give you guys a random ship and you guys can comment how you feel about them and basically rant. In special chapters all pm some of you about them and ask your opinion on them. YOU SHALL BE FEATURED ON THIS NON POPULAR BOOK! YAY! SUCH AN HONOR!

I DO REALIZE HOW FUCKING STUPID THIS BOOK IS BUT READ IT OK (under editing,because i just found out im stupid as fuck) grammar warningz

This is a book of sickfics involving my original characters.

What happens if a modern person goes into HTTYD? yea, it will probably be boring, but whatever. I don't own HTTYD.... Yet

All about 4 gurlssss Jenchulicheng❤️

Hiccup is planing the second biggest celebration Berk has ever seen. (After Snoggletog.) THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF PEACE WITH THE DRAGONS! But when Alvin attacks along with a new enemy everything changes. Join Hiccup, Astrid, Fishlegs, and the rest of the gang on an adventure they will never forget. (DON'T WORRY I WILL NOT KILL ANY MAIN CHARTERS!!! BTW I do ship Hiccstrid so there might be some of that in here. DISCLAIMER!!!!: I don't own any HTTYD charters)

A fanfiction on events of "How to train your dragon: The hidden world" Hiccup and Astrid are finally relaxing when suddenly their world goes back to the havoc again. With a new certain threat.

This is weird stuff I feel like telling the world.

title says it all really but if you want the filthy nitty gritty, I'm writing out some of my deepest fantasies as an emetophile (person aroused by vomiting and/or witnessing others vomit) if this ain't what you're here for, look away now. if you read this far... get comfy, grab a bin, bag, bucket or hug the toilet if you wanna puke along. two fingers down your throat, the other hand in your pants ;) mmmm, Idk about you but I'm readyyyyy