ALARTSUJI
Three detectives.
One barking witness.
A platinum chain.
A broken bed.
And a crime so absurd... they had to investigate themselves.
Set on New Year's Eve, 1999, this chaotic detective parody follows SHIELDS - a trio of emotionally unstable, ego-fueled investigators who wake up to discover they've accidentally committed a robbery. When the police department hires them to solve the very case they caused, they spiral into a web of lies, barking dogs, broken furniture, and staged heroism.
Featuring:
- Otto, the trench-coated philosopher of guilt
- Paul, the clipboard-wielding logic addict
- Whiskey, the emotional wildcard with a spoon and a dream
- Barkus, the dog who saw everything and barked louder than the truth
This is not a whodunnit.
It's a whodiditandpretendednotto.