Barney Stories

CW: Contains spanking of adults M/M, no lemon. A one-shot that needed two chapters, apparently. 'Barney Miller' was a comedy show from the 70's. It was about a group of NYC detectives and the daily shenanigans of the squadroom. Its a really funny and interesting show, and the fatherly Captain Miller and his often-immature detectives lend themselves perfectly to this sort of fic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzVYKKsCJME

this is in no way serious it's just a joke between my friends and i and i wrote a fic and wanted to share 😫✨ . it gets a little in appropriate, not too bad, some foreshadowing

in his last year's of high school will he finaly confess his love for her or will he finaly let it go ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cover photo credits to yours truly 🙄 The story is written from a narrator's point of view for anyone who needed to know

a crack fic with the shrek cast, mha cast, sesame street cast, nicki minaj and barney the purple dinosaur- oh and Jefree star (this fic is like a year old it has been sitting in my drafts for ages i had to finish what i started enjoy ;)

Just some short stories for ya folks. Fandom: Half-Life Themes: Regular Maturity Rating: PG13 (Possibly Language) Ships: Freemance, Freehoun Characters: Gordon Freeman, Barney Calhoun and Alyx Vance Written by: Slysummer Edited by: Borisdawolf ( https://my.w.tt/9crlj4Bp8bb )

Parker Ross knows her way around a gun and can throw a knife dead centre from twenty feet. she's been around guys her whole life after her mother killed herself when she was little, so why is she finding it so hard to fall in love? Does she even want to fall in love? Nope, not really. She wants to finish her latest job with the Expendables on the island of Vilena and hopefully get out in one piece, then she'll think about relationship issues.

yeah

Read as you fulfill your fantasies of dating Barney the heart throb dinosaur. 🥵

zajímavá fakta o serialu, lidech v How I Met Your Mother :)

Jess is a shy girl going into highschool without her best friend Shelby. So what's gonna happen when Jess goes to Highschool. Will she make friends? Will she finally say how she feel about her dad? And will she find a cute guy? Find out in Stereotyped This is not like most stories where Aphmau is famous or she has magical powers but it will have Sky and the crew and the mystreet so I hope you like this. I do not own these characters and I do this for fun. So if you have some ship you want to happen then I'll try to make it come true it depends if there is some other ship with the person or if I'm gonna put them in or not.

Barney Jin Ross Who to pick? Smut Love Spooning What to do? Who will you chose? What will you choose? Why will you choose it? Read to find out!

Lees het NU! Anders komt barney naar je huis.

barney😏

Here's a surprising story idea, what would it look like if all of the most popular characters from the company HiT Entertainment got together and met? After rewatching my childhood favorites and how terrible their reboots are, I thought of a story idea for these characters to meet

emo shrek fell for gamergirl barney and they fucked

Barney walks home from work one day to find a young caveless teenage girl with no home or family of her own and decides to allow the girl to stay over for dinner with the family until she can get back on her feet. This is a one-shot debut for my new OC.

Barney and Caillou had been pregnant 2 times. This time they decided to keep the baby and not get an abortion. With there relationship, there are also many hardships. For example, they meet new people that they love dearly. Or do they?

Barney REALLY likes onions #18 on Horrendous hashtag

This is a one shot aimed at those who finished, 'How I met your mother' and felt unsatisfied with the ending for Barney. The alternate ending details the life of Barney slowly learning how to become a father to take care of his daughter while encountering a special someone from his past.

prepare for some weird shiiiiiiii