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WARNING: May contain spoilers for every media here A review of everything that might've or haven't defined many childhoods such as The Hero of Color City, Fisher Price: Musical Baby, and the Leapfrog movies in order to reignite the appreciation of the quality lost to time within the way people cared for children when they made the media that defined their way of watching television and such, though more specifically a review of anything esoteric and everything obscure or popular, as long as it's for audiences in general (meaning for kids AND adults, aka peak), NOT general audiences (aka the stereotypical "G-rated = for babies" mindset) Let me know what YOUR thoughts on said movies are!

Yeah I have been wanting to do this for a while xD don't judge like I have been planning this that's how sad my life is!!!!

peaches, barney, you SPLASH MAGIC 💅🏼

One short story about a boy named Thomas, meeting so what he calls a 'friendly' dinosaur companion. I advise people don't read this if you have a loose stomach. Seriously.

(Note: Takes place after Ron's Gone Wrong 2: Best Friends Out Of The Box!) Join Ron, a friendly B*Bot (who's still glitching) on all-new adventures in Nonsuch with his pals Barney, Savannah, Kelly, Bill, and Rich! Sure, Ron still may need some time to learn what being a friend truly means, but with all his B*Bot and human pals by his side, Ron can do anything he can set his mind to (at least when he's not malfunctioning). All-new episodes are coming soon to Wattpad!

an epik bromance

John would find the love of his life after some rough things going in his life but will live happily ever after.

Barney and Caillou had been pregnant 2 times. This time they decided to keep the baby and not get an abortion. With there relationship, there are also many hardships. For example, they meet new people that they love dearly. Or do they?

Meet Eve. Pettite frame, short spiky hair and piercing green eyes. Just a normal girl. With a huge secret. She steals from the rich and famous. You want a pair of Justin Bieber boxers? Josh Huthcherson's pants? How about some of Andrew Garfield's colone? She's the one to call. Internationally known she is the most famous robber in the world. Except nobody knows her by the name of Eve. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Sticky Fingers.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Barney explored the nursery world.

Ron sings about how he's a loyal friend to Barney. Based on the film "Ron's Gone Wrong"!

shy!Barney the purple dinosaur x badboy!Shrek I'm not sorry

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family... With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?

The Dankest Porn on the internet. Barney x OC will make you sayyy damnnn you're welcome viewer discretion: Dank memes

🌻WARNING: Contains sexual scenes and strong language, read at your own risk🌻 my first new fic for this acc cuz my other one got deleted for some reason 😀✌

its mostly just stuff I come up with while daydreaming in school instead of doing my work (fuck you state testing 😊)

Given the success of my Childhood Crossover, I decided to do it again In this Crossover, our HiT Entertainment friends are afraid of their shows getting rebooted by Mattel(you know because Mattel owns HiT Entertainment)

I don't even know dude

A strange toy in the school seems to have a following among the students. They claim it teaches them things. Things they shouldn't know. That as long as they love it, it will love them. Won't you say you love it, too? (Basically a Barney the Dinosaur parody, but it's played absolutely straight. Happy Halloween.)